Andy Rooney, a Cranky Voice of CBS, Dies at 92

(The New York Times)

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The commentator Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooney = One more other cranky man dead at ninety-two

(by Adie Pena)

Comet Elenin is dead, along with doomsday predictions

(The Cosmos News)

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"Comet Elenin is still dead." = Eliminated. Silenced. Lost.

(by Adie Pena)

Popular tattooed Barbie causes controversy

(Yahoo! News)

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Popular tattooed Barbie causes controversy = Report: taboo roses on a plastic curved beauty

The Rise and Fall of Muammar Gaddafi

(Global Post)

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The 'Rise and Fall' of Libya's dictator Moammar Gadhafi = Half-mad mighty Arab of fanatic oratories, died 'small'.

(by Maurice Goddard)

In His Last Days, Qaddafi Wearied of Fugitive's Life

(The New York Times)

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Gaddafi captured in a storm drain = A dictator ends up afraid and grim.

(by Adie Pena)

Demi Moore's shocking weight loss after claims hubby Ashton Kutcher cheated on her

(The Daily Mirror)

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On Demi Moore's loss of weight: = Groomed wife? No! She's too slim!

(by Tony Crafter)

Demi Moore is fading away under strain of Ashton Kutcher allegations

(The Daily Mirror)

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore = A dour moment: Kid cheats on her!

(by Adie Pena)

Lindsay Lohan's evolving mug shot style

(MSNBC)

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Lindsay Lohan's evolving mug shot style = Savvy, naughty smile. Insolent doll. Gosh!

(by Steve Allison)

Thin women less likely to get pregnant than fat ones

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Thin women less likely to get pregnant than fat ones = New hope! Mental sign to all skinny hens to get fatter!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Seattle Children's, Little People of America and Caffe Ladro to 'Stand Tall for Little People' in October

(Newswise)

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October is National Dwarfism Awareness Month = Man's reaction's "It's adorable for Snow White, man!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Catholicism steals a generation of Spanish children

(FreethoughtBlogs)

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Catholicism steals a generation of Spanish children = A Catholic pong's infernal! Me? I'd castrate His Holiness!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sarah Palin's exit ends silly season, pundits say

(Politico)

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Elect merit to Sarah Palin, sir? = The silliest American parrot!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Michael Jackson autopsy photo

(TMZ)

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Michael Jackson autopsy photo = A mechanical photo. Just spooky.

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Michael Jackson autopsy photo = A hospital? Jacko? O, he's! Not my cup...

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Israel, Hamas announce swap for captured soldier

(Yahoo! News)

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Israel, Hamas announce swap for captured soldier = Appraisal (...and once was rumor) - End of Shalit rescue!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

NBA lockout: David Stern cancels first two weeks of regular season

(Washington Post)

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No basketball = Lost, bleak NBA

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Kate Moss and Ronnie Wood party night away at Paul McCartney's wedding

(STV)

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Kate Moss and Ronnie Wood party night away at Paul McCartney's wedding = Pop's "Yesterday" man's now wed again and can tango raw to "third time lucky"!

(by Maurice Goddard)

'My new physique has ended my man drought!' Jodie Marsh credits her bodybuilding career for improving her love life

(Daily Mail)

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'My new physique has ended my man drought!' Jodie Marsh credits her bodybuilding career for improving her love life = Ravishing muscly femme fatale dreamer bird did cry: "Joy, heigh-ho! Dripping horny lovers queue in herds to bed me now!!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

A Decade of War in Afghanistan

(VOA News)

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A Decade of War in Afghanistan = Sad affair now aged ten. I can 'Ah!'

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Topless, dishevelled and unairbrushed: Embarrassment for Madonna as unflattering behind-the-scenes photos leak on the Internet

(Daily Mail)

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Topless, dishevelled and unairbrushed: Embarrassment for Madonna as unflattering behind-the-scenes photos leak on the Internet = Blunt! No make-up plastered on reveals sour cat's mishmash, and this doll's seen indifferent beneath no better here than a dog's dinner!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sarah Palin not running for president

(CBS News)

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Sarah Louise Heath Palin = Hail, hail eh? Not a USA Pres.!

(by Aronas Pinchas)