Infidelity, divorce, and Newt Gingrich: Can voters get past his record?

(Christian Science Monitor)

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Infidelity, divorce, and Newt Gingrich: Can voters get past his record? = Sins, vice, eh? The Grand Old Party's deceiving fornicator twit, cringed!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Silvio Berlusconi hints at comeback as Italy tries to form new government

(The Guardian)

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Silvio Berlusconi hints at comeback as Italy tries to form new government = Strictly hit, Boo! Raving clown's make-believe moronic fantasies torment us!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Penn State sex abuse scandal: Sandusky, Paterno investigated

(Today's THV)

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PSU Defensive Coordinator = Indict duo! Perv fears noose.

(by Charles Arey)

Silvio Berlusconi 'could quit as Italy PM this weekend' amid eurozone fears

(Metro)

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The Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi = Mean politician bullshit is over

(by Adie Pena)

Paterno Enabled Sandusky Sex-abuse Scandal

(The Washington Times-Herald)

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Penn State Nittany Lions = Online tip : nasty tenants

Daniel Ortega appears set to win presidential election in Nicaragua

(Christian Science Monitor)

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Daniel Ortega = To regain lead

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Asteroid 2005 YU55 To Narrowly Miss Earth

(Huffington Post)
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Asteroid to Narrowly Miss Earth = A disaster nearly hits tomorrow

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Asteroid To Narrowly Miss Earth = Whoa, a disaster! Mostly in terror!

(by Adie Pena)

Andy Rooney, a Cranky Voice of CBS, Dies at 92

(The New York Times)

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The commentator Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooney = One more other cranky man dead at ninety-two

(by Adie Pena)

Comet Elenin is dead, along with doomsday predictions

(The Cosmos News)

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"Comet Elenin is still dead." = Eliminated. Silenced. Lost.

(by Adie Pena)

Popular tattooed Barbie causes controversy

(Yahoo! News)

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Popular tattooed Barbie causes controversy = Report: taboo roses on a plastic curved beauty

The Rise and Fall of Muammar Gaddafi

(Global Post)

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The 'Rise and Fall' of Libya's dictator Moammar Gadhafi = Half-mad mighty Arab of fanatic oratories, died 'small'.

(by Maurice Goddard)

In His Last Days, Qaddafi Wearied of Fugitive's Life

(The New York Times)

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Gaddafi captured in a storm drain = A dictator ends up afraid and grim.

(by Adie Pena)

Demi Moore's shocking weight loss after claims hubby Ashton Kutcher cheated on her

(The Daily Mirror)

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On Demi Moore's loss of weight: = Groomed wife? No! She's too slim!

(by Tony Crafter)

Demi Moore is fading away under strain of Ashton Kutcher allegations

(The Daily Mirror)

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore = A dour moment: Kid cheats on her!

(by Adie Pena)

Lindsay Lohan's evolving mug shot style

(MSNBC)

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Lindsay Lohan's evolving mug shot style = Savvy, naughty smile. Insolent doll. Gosh!

(by Steve Allison)

Thin women less likely to get pregnant than fat ones

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Thin women less likely to get pregnant than fat ones = New hope! Mental sign to all skinny hens to get fatter!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Seattle Children's, Little People of America and Caffe Ladro to 'Stand Tall for Little People' in October

(Newswise)

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October is National Dwarfism Awareness Month = Man's reaction's "It's adorable for Snow White, man!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Catholicism steals a generation of Spanish children

(FreethoughtBlogs)

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Catholicism steals a generation of Spanish children = A Catholic pong's infernal! Me? I'd castrate His Holiness!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sarah Palin's exit ends silly season, pundits say

(Politico)

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Elect merit to Sarah Palin, sir? = The silliest American parrot!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Michael Jackson autopsy photo

(TMZ)

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Michael Jackson autopsy photo = A mechanical photo. Just spooky.

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Michael Jackson autopsy photo = A hospital? Jacko? O, he's! Not my cup...

(by Aronas Pinchas)