Man is accidentally shot by his own dog

(Yahoo! News)

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Man is accidentally shot by his own dog = And I'd say, somewhat consolingly, "Bitch!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Eiffel Tower could become world's tallest tree

(Yahoo! News)

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Eiffel Tower could become world's tallest tree = Fellow wrote of roulette-selected cedar limbs?

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Norway mass murder suspect is insane, police say

(CNN)

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Norway mass murder suspect is insane, police say = Cops use new story - Andreas is simply maniac, sure!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

GOP outsider Ron Paul gaining traction in Iowa

(Yahoo! News)

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Ron Paul = O, run, pal!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

'Exceptionalism' Argument May Prove Potent for Republicans

(The New York Times)

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'Exceptionalism' Argument May Prove Potent for Republicans = A TV's creepier cunning fox, Mitt Romney, peppers Obama all out!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Infidelity, divorce, and Newt Gingrich: Can voters get past his record?

(Christian Science Monitor)

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Infidelity, divorce, and Newt Gingrich: Can voters get past his record? = Sins, vice, eh? The Grand Old Party's deceiving fornicator twit, cringed!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Silvio Berlusconi hints at comeback as Italy tries to form new government

(The Guardian)

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Silvio Berlusconi hints at comeback as Italy tries to form new government = Strictly hit, Boo! Raving clown's make-believe moronic fantasies torment us!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Penn State sex abuse scandal: Sandusky, Paterno investigated

(Today's THV)

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PSU Defensive Coordinator = Indict duo! Perv fears noose.

(by Charles Arey)

Silvio Berlusconi 'could quit as Italy PM this weekend' amid eurozone fears

(Metro)

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The Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi = Mean politician bullshit is over

(by Adie Pena)

Paterno Enabled Sandusky Sex-abuse Scandal

(The Washington Times-Herald)

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Penn State Nittany Lions = Online tip : nasty tenants

Daniel Ortega appears set to win presidential election in Nicaragua

(Christian Science Monitor)

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Daniel Ortega = To regain lead

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Asteroid 2005 YU55 To Narrowly Miss Earth

(Huffington Post)
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Asteroid to Narrowly Miss Earth = A disaster nearly hits tomorrow

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Asteroid To Narrowly Miss Earth = Whoa, a disaster! Mostly in terror!

(by Adie Pena)

Andy Rooney, a Cranky Voice of CBS, Dies at 92

(The New York Times)

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The commentator Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooney = One more other cranky man dead at ninety-two

(by Adie Pena)

Comet Elenin is dead, along with doomsday predictions

(The Cosmos News)

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"Comet Elenin is still dead." = Eliminated. Silenced. Lost.

(by Adie Pena)

Popular tattooed Barbie causes controversy

(Yahoo! News)

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Popular tattooed Barbie causes controversy = Report: taboo roses on a plastic curved beauty

The Rise and Fall of Muammar Gaddafi

(Global Post)

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The 'Rise and Fall' of Libya's dictator Moammar Gadhafi = Half-mad mighty Arab of fanatic oratories, died 'small'.

(by Maurice Goddard)

In His Last Days, Qaddafi Wearied of Fugitive's Life

(The New York Times)

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Gaddafi captured in a storm drain = A dictator ends up afraid and grim.

(by Adie Pena)

Demi Moore's shocking weight loss after claims hubby Ashton Kutcher cheated on her

(The Daily Mirror)

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On Demi Moore's loss of weight: = Groomed wife? No! She's too slim!

(by Tony Crafter)

Demi Moore is fading away under strain of Ashton Kutcher allegations

(The Daily Mirror)

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore = A dour moment: Kid cheats on her!

(by Adie Pena)

Lindsay Lohan's evolving mug shot style

(MSNBC)

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Lindsay Lohan's evolving mug shot style = Savvy, naughty smile. Insolent doll. Gosh!

(by Steve Allison)