Wailing and beating the ground with their fists: The people of North Korea mourn the loss of their 'eternal president'

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Borut Peterlin

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Wailing and beating the ground with their fists: The people of North Korea mourn the loss of their 'eternal president' = The gunned-in brainwashed sheep kneel together to their frightful Hitler demon of worst totalitarian oppression.

(by Maurice Goddard)

U.K. store sells out of canned reindeer after protest

(MSNBC)

Photo: K!T

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Ho Ho Ho! U.K. store sells out of canned reindeer after protest = Hot treats! No offence: Tastes like Rudolph our red-nose hero!
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Ho Ho Ho! U.K. store sells out of canned reindeer after protest = Case: Hoof, antler, fur, skin, teeth, toes, torso... One DEER? RUDOLPH!

(by Steve Allison)

The "God Particle" mystery

(Yahoo! News)

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The God Particle mystery = Lord: "Thy target...my pieces?"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

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The God particle mystery = Get my secret? Ah, pity! (Lord)

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Romney warns of nominating 'zany' Gingrich

(MSNBC)

Photo: Mike Licht

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Romney warns of nominating 'zany' Gingrich = Mr. fat-man winning? Ongoing irony: He's crazy!

(by Steve Allison)

Walt Disney would turn in his grave: Inside the deserted Chinese replica of Disneyland that never opened its doors

(Daily Mail)

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Walt Disney would turn in his grave: Inside the deserted Chinese replica of Disneyland that never opened its doors = Wild site's no delight! Lofty odds and ends survive, and to sad uncertainty, we hear pins drop here in the eerie silence.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Physicists find 'tantalizing hints' of Higgs boson 'God particle'

(Los Angeles Times)

Photo: John McNab

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Higgs boson or 'God particle' = Oops, got in Big Lord's charge!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton is pregnant, US mag says

(The Herald Sun)

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Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton is pregnant, US mag says = Fact? Parents dance as Goddess's tummy bulge is a Kingdom Heir!

GOP debate: Romney, Gingrich split on illegal immigration policy

(The Hill)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

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GOP debates = Get bad pose

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Catherine Elizabeth, Duchess of Cambridge

(The Herald Sun)

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Catherine Elizabeth, Duchess of Cambridge = She's a figure craze, the chic Middleton babe!

(by Maurice Goddard)

SIUE observatory lets you reach for the stars

(Belleville News-Democrat)

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson = Star yogi needs lens

(by Kevin Ophus)

Scientists ask public to help decode whale song

(The Guardian)

Photo: Peter Nijenhuis

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Scientists ask public to help decode whale song = Oceans delights! Bulls itch and pipe to seek cows!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Vladimir Putin promises reshuffle after Russia election protests

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin = Ultra-sinister prim VIP, maimed in ruins?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Alcohol-induced liver problems soar among young adults

(The Guardian)

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Alcohol-induced liver problems soar among young adults = Pub danger! Eventually gloom and doom: Callous Cirrhosis

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Duplicity of Newton Leroy Gingrich

(AngryWhiteDude)

Photo: Gage Skidmore

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Newton Leroy Gingrich = Cheer wriggly nit on? NO!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Gingrich May Test Voters' Limits

(The New York Times)

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Gingrich May Test Voters' Limits = A slimy rotter's vice might sting!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Paul McCartney has recurring nightmares of audience walking out

(The Daily Mirror)

Photo: John McNab

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Paul McCartney has recurring nightmares of audience walking out = Rue! A haunting frightening illusory concert dream, wakes Macca up!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Man is accidentally shot by his own dog

(Yahoo! News)

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Man is accidentally shot by his own dog = And I'd say, somewhat consolingly, "Bitch!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Eiffel Tower could become world's tallest tree

(Yahoo! News)

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Eiffel Tower could become world's tallest tree = Fellow wrote of roulette-selected cedar limbs?

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Norway mass murder suspect is insane, police say

(CNN)

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Norway mass murder suspect is insane, police say = Cops use new story - Andreas is simply maniac, sure!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

GOP outsider Ron Paul gaining traction in Iowa

(Yahoo! News)

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Ron Paul = O, run, pal!

(by Aronas Pinchas)