Giving up alcohol for January? Your liver may not thank you for it, say experts

(The Independent)

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Giving up alcohol for January? Your liver may not thank you for it, say experts = Ugly rot? Ay! Au-revoir merry intoxication soak! Jolly unhappy hangover stuff!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Disabled man's prosthetic legs, car stolen

(MSNBC)

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Disabled man's prosthetic legs, car stolen = Pathetic crime, oddball loss - strangeness

(by Steve Allison)

Apocalypse not now: 2012 doomsday predictions debunked by NASA

(MSNBC)

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Apocalypse not now: doomsday predictions debunked by NASA = O, stop any bid! We bode: Mayan calendar's spooky end - stupid con.

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Ex-soldier in Mount Rainier killing stationed at deeply troubled base

(MSNBC)

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Ex-soldier in Mount Rainier killing stationed at deeply troubled base = Doubly sad bio: Eerie mixture, PTSD and irate killing. "One loneliest rant..."

(by Steve Allison)

Human remains found on UK Queen's estate

(MSNBC)

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Human remains found on UK Queen's estate = A quiet one, soaks sun... fermented... un-human!

(by Steve Allison)

Rose Parade 2012: About 200 Occupy protesters gather in Pasadena

(Los Angeles Times)

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Tournament of Roses Parade = For some, return to Pasadena

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Iowa sleeper Santorum sends caucus rivals scrambling

(Reuters)

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Iowa sleeper Santorum sends caucus rivals scrambling = America's gormless old Republican Narcissus nut waves!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Iran tests missiles near key oil strait

(AP)

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Iran tests missiles near key oil strait = Alarms in israel! See it, it's risky test, no?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Duke of Edinburgh applauded on walk to church

(BBC)

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Duke of Edinburgh applauded on walk to church = Bold and up, tough old wackier hunched-up freak!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Rick Santorum: I'd Bomb Iran

(The Daily Beast)

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Republican Rick Santorum = Rubric: O, luck, man ain't Pres.!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Russell Brand, Katy Perry are divorcing

(MSNBC)

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Russell Brand, Katy Perry are divorcing = Drear sign, dreary lyrics: "Bankrupt love..."

(by Steve Allison)

Woman sues bar for not checking ID

(ABC News)

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Woman sues bar for not checking ID = Acting hoodwinks & frames bouncer?

(by Steve Allison)

Gallup: Obama, Hillary Clinton are most admired, again and again

(Los Angeles Times)

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Gallup: Obama, Hillary Clinton are most admired, again and again = In an agile saga, a bright man and proud lady loom tall in America

(by Maurice Goddard)

One week to go: GOP rivals trade zingers in Iowa

(MSNBC)
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One week to go: GOP rivals trade zingers in Iowa = Gee, T.V. - I peek... Wow, a zoo! Roaring lions and tigers!

(by Steve Allison)

Video: African Bullfrog plays video game

(Yahoo! News)
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Video: African Bullfrog plays video game = Good flip! Vocabulary fails amid revenge.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

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Video: African Bullfrog plays video game = A flip on bogus fly? A clever video-diagram!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Tens of thousands of protesters pressure Putin

(Yahoo! News)

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Tens of thousands of protesters pressure Putin = These students offer no support to Russian Pres.

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Maggots speedier than surgeons at wound cleaning

(MSNBC)

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Maggots speedier than surgeons at cleaning wounds = Doc: "Put ten worms inside a gash!" Elegant? No! Nurse gags...

(by Steve Allison)

Richard Dawkins: Illness made Hitchens a symbol of the honesty and dignity of atheism

(The Independent)

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Richard Dawkins: Illness made Hitchens a symbol of the honesty and dignity of atheism = Teacher behind facts of sanity, not many shine like him in this mad, shady, godless world.

(by Maurice Goddard)

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il dies

(MSNBC)

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North Korean leader Kim Jong Il dies = OK, here - is ranter "Kim Jong" ill? No, dead!

(by Steve Allison)

Wailing and beating the ground with their fists: The people of North Korea mourn the loss of their 'eternal president'

(Daily Mail)

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Wailing and beating the ground with their fists: The people of North Korea mourn the loss of their 'eternal president' = The gunned-in brainwashed sheep kneel together to their frightful Hitler demon of worst totalitarian oppression.

(by Maurice Goddard)