Mitt Romney wins New Hampshire primary

(The Daily Mirror)

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Mitt Romney wins New Hampshire primary = Smarmy winner in the part: "My! I worship me!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Drug dog busts Snoop Dogg's bus

(CNN)

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The hip hop star Snoop Dogg = Sod got high on pot perhaps?

(by Adie Pena)

Missouri man accused of lawn mower DUI, assaulting officer

(The Kansas City Star)

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Missouri man accused of lawn mower DUI, assaulting officer = US ignoramus caused near traffic collision amid fumes? Wow!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Iran court sentences American to death

(Washington Post)

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Iran court sentences American to death = Tehran to a decent man: 'Our secrets in CIA?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Occupy Geriatrics: Seniors in Walkers Shut Down Local Bank of America

(San Francisco Weekly)

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Occupy Geriatrics: Seniors in Walkers Shut Down Local Bank of America = Daring wise San Francisco women attack policy crooks. Blue hair rules!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Top Three in the Iowa Caucus

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1. Mitt Romney
2. Rick Santorum
3. Newt Gingrich
=
1. Mormon Muggins
2. Cranky Crier
3. The Nit Twit

(by Maurice Goddard)

Women are a mystery to British physicist Hawking

(Yahoo! News)

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Women are a mystery to British physicist Hawking = O, he can't grasp her wit! (with missy it yokes my brain!)

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Do our brains decline from middle age?

(NHS)

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Do our brains decline from middle age? = Maurice Goddard's belief: "Mine? Lord! NO!!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Duchess of Cambridge to be a Scout leader as well as patron of four charities

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Duchess of Cambridge to be a Scout leader as well as patron of four charities = Guaranteed a boss, she's a fair-faced cool bit of crumpet! Scouts will adore her!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Catholic bishop resigns, admits he has two kids

(MSNBC)

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Catholic bishop resigns, admits he has two kids = Shh! His impostor tactic shows... Likes being a dad!

(by Steve Allison)

Egyptian court continues trial of Mubarak

(Xinhua)

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Egyptian court continues trial of Mubarak = Prosecution back in to maul a tyrant figure

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Leonardo Painting's Restoration Bitterly Divides Art Experts

(The New York Times)

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Restoration of "Virgin and Child With Saint Anne" in the Louvre = Ruin the da Vinci?! Oh, art historians revolt, now feel indignant!!

(by Adie Pena)

'Girl Hunter' shoots, eats squirrels -- and makes it gourmet

(MSNBC)

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'Girl Hunter' shoots, eats squirrels -- and makes it gourmet = Shot muskrats. Terror, slaughter - no qualms seeing it die!

(by Steve Allison)

Rancher's eagle eye ends four-day manhunt

(MSNBC)

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Rancher's eagle eye ends four-day manhunt = Ends any fear. Dang cruel - other eye's human!

(by Steve Allison)

Giving up alcohol for January? Your liver may not thank you for it, say experts

(The Independent)

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Giving up alcohol for January? Your liver may not thank you for it, say experts = Ugly rot? Ay! Au-revoir merry intoxication soak! Jolly unhappy hangover stuff!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Disabled man's prosthetic legs, car stolen

(MSNBC)

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Disabled man's prosthetic legs, car stolen = Pathetic crime, oddball loss - strangeness

(by Steve Allison)

Apocalypse not now: 2012 doomsday predictions debunked by NASA

(MSNBC)

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Apocalypse not now: doomsday predictions debunked by NASA = O, stop any bid! We bode: Mayan calendar's spooky end - stupid con.

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Ex-soldier in Mount Rainier killing stationed at deeply troubled base

(MSNBC)

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Ex-soldier in Mount Rainier killing stationed at deeply troubled base = Doubly sad bio: Eerie mixture, PTSD and irate killing. "One loneliest rant..."

(by Steve Allison)

Human remains found on UK Queen's estate

(MSNBC)

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Human remains found on UK Queen's estate = A quiet one, soaks sun... fermented... un-human!

(by Steve Allison)

Rose Parade 2012: About 200 Occupy protesters gather in Pasadena

(Los Angeles Times)

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Tournament of Roses Parade = For some, return to Pasadena

(by Aronas Pinchas)