Romney slams Gingrich as "highly erratic"

(CBS News)

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Romney slams Gingrich as "highly erratic" = "Grr! Scam-scheming hairy gorilla! He's tiny!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Newt Gingrich is the phoniest presidential candidate ever

(New York Daily News)

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Newt Gingrich is the phoniest presidential candidate ever = Elephant's sinister, pig-headed, conniving, dire-twit cheater!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Kodak pays for missing digital moment

(Financial Times)

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Kodak pays for missing digital moment = Sink? Myopia - sank! Got to, film's dead! Grim!

(by Steve Allison)

Must a captain be the last one off a sinking ship?

(BBC)

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Must a captain be the last one off a sinking ship? = As a task, beneath flipping infamous Schettino!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Costa Concordia transcripts of calls between coast guard and captain: "You've abandoned ship?"

(Washington Post)

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Italian captain Francesco Schettino = Fatal inaction in catastrophic scene

(by Adie Pena)

Never again, says Globes host Ricky

(AP)

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Host Ricky Gervais = His argot very sick

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Large cruise ships come with big safety concerns

(CBS News)

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Large cruise ships come with big safety concerns = Yes, the captain & crew - crime, forensics, big loss - UGH!

(by Steve Allison)

Stopping Indonesia's Roof Riders with Threatening Concrete Balls

(The World)

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Stopping Indonesia's Roof Riders with Threatening Concrete Balls = Big "hit" with roof riders - one clang, last stop! Sinners repent: end! Ciao!

(by Steve Allison)

Magpies and bears mourn North Korea's 'Dear Leader', says state media

(MSNBC)

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Magpies and bears mourn North Korea's 'Dear Leader', says state media = He's dead! Animals are sorry, but modern men agree: parades, saki, toast!

(by Steve Allison)

Italy cruise ship Costa Concordia aground near Giglio

(BBC)

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Italy cruise ship 'Costa Concordia' = Chaos, corpses, a loud cry. Titanic II?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Bacon linked to higher risk of pancreatic cancer, says report

(The Guardian)

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Bacon linked to higher risk of pancreatic cancer, says report = A direr shocking cry! Continental breakfast's a proper choice!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Mormons feel rooted and happy, but marginalized, poll finds

(Los Angeles Times)

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Mormons feel rooted and happy, but marginalized, poll finds = Oh! Man! Fold's blazoning drip Mitt Romney feels dead popular!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Doomsday Clock moves closer to midnight

(Yahoo! News)

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The Doomsday Clock moves closer to midnight = Sod me! Cold, cold shock. Time to try saving home!

(by Chris Sturdy)

Obsessive smart phone users hear 'phantom vibrations'

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Obsessive smart phone users hear 'phantom vibrations' = The smash 'iPhonemania' proves to be a born stress virus!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Mitt Romney wins New Hampshire primary

(The Daily Mirror)

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Mitt Romney wins New Hampshire primary = Smarmy winner in the part: "My! I worship me!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Drug dog busts Snoop Dogg's bus

(CNN)

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The hip hop star Snoop Dogg = Sod got high on pot perhaps?

(by Adie Pena)

Missouri man accused of lawn mower DUI, assaulting officer

(The Kansas City Star)

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Missouri man accused of lawn mower DUI, assaulting officer = US ignoramus caused near traffic collision amid fumes? Wow!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Iran court sentences American to death

(Washington Post)

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Iran court sentences American to death = Tehran to a decent man: 'Our secrets in CIA?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Occupy Geriatrics: Seniors in Walkers Shut Down Local Bank of America

(San Francisco Weekly)

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Occupy Geriatrics: Seniors in Walkers Shut Down Local Bank of America = Daring wise San Francisco women attack policy crooks. Blue hair rules!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Top Three in the Iowa Caucus

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1. Mitt Romney
2. Rick Santorum
3. Newt Gingrich
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1. Mormon Muggins
2. Cranky Crier
3. The Nit Twit

(by Maurice Goddard)