Healthy, six-legged lamb born in Georgia = Mary brags in glee, "Gad, he'll go on exhibit!"
Healthy, six-legged lamb born in Georgia = Golly, the big hexagonal ram is breeding!
Seal Talks Possible Reconciliation With Heidi Klum: "Never Say Never" = Nice looks, voice, even kids! But pair his meanness & her ill-will... A treaty!??
GOP using Obama State of Union address to grab offensive, blame him for economy's deep woes = Ovation! As most sober Americans blame dopy toffee-nosed infamous GOP fiend, George W. Bush!
Dentist pleads guilty to Medicaid fraud for using paper clips in root canals = Patients: "Dreadful!" Guy: "Ding! It's classic all-American - So opportune - did profit!"