'Sexual depravity' of penguins that Antarctic scientist dared not reveal

(The Guardian)

Photo: nick_russill

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'Sexual depravity' of penguins that Antarctic scientist dared not reveal = As authenticated, very real vulgar finds rent Captain Scott's expedition!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Third time's the charm for 'Madagascar 3'

(MSNBC)
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Film "Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted" = Few madcap animals, some great tour. (3D's)

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Snigdha Nandipati wins National Spelling Bee

(Mercury News)
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Snigdha Nandipati wins U.S. National Spelling Bee = And, in a nail-biting show, Indian spells "g-u-e-t-a-p-e-n-s".

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Make it Rain: Mitt Romney is Worth A Whole Lot

(My Fabulous Style)

Cartoon: Boris Rasin

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Make it Rain: Mitt Romney is Worth A Whole Lot = What? Some hot air trillion moneymaker twit!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Air Force Academy Graduates First Openly Gay Cadets

(Yahoo! News)

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Air Force Academy graduates = Four dear gay cadets, America!

(by Adie Pena)

Europa League: Bilbao fans fly to wrong country

(Yahoo! Eurosport)

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The Europa League: Hundreds of Bilbao fans fly to wrong country = In Budapest you growl and feel Hungary. Note for fool: Bucharest!

(by Chris Sturdy)

Francois Hollande elected French President

(Adelaide Now)

Photo: Philippe Moreau Chevrolet

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President-elect Francois Hollande = France dispelled rotten Nicolas, eh

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Beyonce Named "World's Most Beautiful Woman" -- Do YOU Agree?

(Hollywood Life)

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Beyonce is voted as The Most Beautiful Woman in the World. = "I've won that? If so, it's all due to our new baby," she commented.

(by Tony Crafter)

Attacking Mitt Romney's Mormonism would be political idiocy

(Los Angeles Times)

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Attacking Mitt Romney's Mormonism would be political idiocy = But ironically, NOT Mitt's mimed, oily, "no wisdom" crackpot image!!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Outrage as Egypt plans "farewell intercourse law" so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Stefan Geens

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Outrage as Egypt plans "farewell intercourse law" so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death = Westerners, wrought up about deprived sexual deviates' fantasies and last excuse for necrophilia, share, "What?! How ghastly!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Giants of rock bid farewell to father of all guitar heroes

(The Independent)

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Giants of rock bid farewell to father of all guitar heroes = Felt as a largo, a halo of light for UK's terrific Bert Weedon

(by Maurice Goddard)

Newt nipped by zoo penguin, gets Band-Aid

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Mike Licht

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Newt nipped by zoo penguin, gets a Band-Aid = Post needed: "Boy, an unappetizing windbag!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Wingsuit man Gary Connery to jump 2,400ft without parachute in death-defying stunt.

(Yahoo! News)
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Wingsuit man Gary Connery to jump 2,400ft without parachute in death-defying stunt. = An utter twit. Try might see jeopardy if caught out in an uncanny 20-40 mph gust of wind.

(by Chris Sturdy)

Joshua Ledet earns standing ovation on 'Idol'

(The San Diego Union-Tribune)

Photo: American Idol

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Singer Joshua Ledet = Judges: "This one REAL!"

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Veteran Newsman Mike Wallace Of '60 Minutes' Dies

(National Public Radio)

Photo: Terry Ballard

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Mike Wallace Of "Sixty Minutes" Is Dead = "Well, if it's my cue, I'd make an exit." So sad.

(by Adie Pena)

Pope marks Easter with call for Syria violence end

(AP)

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Pope marks Easter with call for Syria violence to end = Vatican to Assad: "We prefer 'no more kills' policy there

(by Aronas Pinchas)

"I can't wait to be a daddy... crying now" - Robbie Williams is going to have a baby!

(The Daily Mirror)

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Robbie Williams and Ayda Field = Dim idol and wife'll raise a baby!

(by Tony Crafter)

Axelrod: Romney "oblivious" to everyday life

(CBS News)

Photo: Steve Rhodes

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Axelrod: Romney "oblivious" to everyday life = "I bet moreover, deviously oily and real foxy!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Pakistan Court Orders Deportation of Bin Laden's Wives

(The New York Times)

Photo: John McNab

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The Deportation of Bin Laden's Wives = Those brides of evil not wanted. Pain.

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Iranian weapons help Bashar Assad put down Syria protests, officials say

(MSNBC)

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Iranian weapons help Bashar Assad put down Syria protests = Tehran behind oppression, assailant supports a sad war way

(by Aronas Pinchas)