My husband cannot become fully aroused and our sex life has ground to a halt = O Man! Usual lax conduct you dread. Nut's more fond of his beer belly than a shag!
US election: What next for the Republican party? = Stab? They can excel with a lot of runner-up tripe!
US election: What next for the Republican party? = True anxiety? Rich hopeful twerps can battle on!
Obama to Insist on Tax Increase for Rich = A sober act in a hero, sir, can soon fix Mitt!
Popular Democrat President Barack Hussein Obama = Star talker can be pumped up as America's Robin Hood!