Newly discovered gene could help explain how humans evolved from chimpanzees, says scientists

(The Independent)

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Newly discovered gene could help explain how humans evolved from chimpanzees, says scientists = Heavens! Exclude Neolithic sleazy fat apes who survived GOP's mindless dense clown, chimp Romney!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Petraeus began affair after taking top CIA job, friend says

(The Globe and Mail)

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The Central Intelligence Agency, Langley, Virginia = Even the General can illicitly get any nice gal. *grin*

(by Adie Pena)

Obama has four years to fix the economy

(Financial Times)

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Obama has four years to fix the economy = "O Boy! Shout fame, as I tax arch-foe Romney!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Petraeus affair fallout continues as focus turns to Senate investigation

(The Guardian)

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Petraeus affair fallout continues as focus turns to Senate investigation = It is so unfortunate in: Officer's sensuous fatal attraction, Paula, gets even.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Holly Petraeus Is Beyond 'Furious'

(Yahoo! News)

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Holly Petraeus = Oh, really upset!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Holly Petraeus Is Beyond 'Furious' = Helpful derision, 'So, you betray us?!'

(by Dharam Khalsa)

My husband cannot become fully aroused and our sex life has ground to a halt

(The Guardian)

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My husband cannot become fully aroused and our sex life has ground to a halt = O Man! Usual lax conduct you dread. Nut's more fond of his beer belly than a shag!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Mitt Romney transition website for election victory appears online

(Vancouver Sun)

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Mitt Romney transition website for election victory appears online = Vanity! Conceit! A sly trier! Impotent twit! Boneless moron! Inferior ape!

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Election Day in November = Do believe in Romney? Can't!

(by Adie Pena)

Obama is re-elected to second term

(Milwaukee Courier)

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Obama is re-elected = I see able Democrat

(by Adie Pena)

Skyfall: The Most Boring Bond of All

(Esquire)

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Daniel Craig in 'Skyfall' = Silly, inane flick. A drag!

(by Adie Pena)

Woolly Mammoth Skeleton Unearthed Near Paris

(Yahoo! News)

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Woolly Mammoth Skeleton Unearthed Near Paris = I roar, wholly a phenomenal tusked monster, mate!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Petraeus Scandal Started with FBI Probe Into Emails

(VOA News)

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David Howell Petraeus = Deeds with lover Paula

(by Adie Pena)

US election: What next for the Republican party?

(BBC)

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US election: What next for the Republican party? = Stab? They can excel with a lot of runner-up tripe!
US election: What next for the Republican party? = True anxiety? Rich hopeful twerps can battle on!

(by Maurice Goddard)

CIA boss David Petraeus resigns after affair with biographer

(The Australian)

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The ex-CIA head David Howell.Petraeus = He decided to have real sex with Paula!

(by Adie Pena)

Obama to Insist on Tax Increase for Rich

(CNBC)

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Obama to Insist on Tax Increase for Rich = A sober act in a hero, sir, can soon fix Mitt! (You must turn on Java in your web browser to see this Animated Anagrams applet.)
Popular Democrat President Barack Hussein Obama = Star talker can be pumped up as America's Robin Hood!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama reiterates that rich must pay more in taxes

(Los Angeles Times)

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Wealthy must pay higher rates = Almighty, the Pres. has true way!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Coffee threatened by climate change

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Coffee threatened by climate change = Hot debacle, that caffeine emergency!

(by Maurice Goddard)

President Barack Obama wins second term

(News5)

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President Barack Obama wins second term = Mitt concedes, as a sad, barren, broken wimp.

(by Maurice Goddard)

America votes

(Times Union)

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America votes today = I say, vote a Democrat!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Why Mitt Romney Is Unfit to Be President

(Huffington Post)

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Why Mitt Romney Is Unfit to Be President = Notion infers: Bush type, yet dimmer twit!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Voting From Space: NASA Astronauts Can Beam Down Ballot From ISS

(Huffington Post)

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Voting From Space: NASA Astronauts Can Beam Down Ballot From ISS = Orbital fans passing now cast votes for, and to: Mr 'Uncle Sam' Obama!

(by Maurice Goddard)