Why on earth did they exhume Yasser Arafat?

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: World Economic Forum

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Why on earth did they exhume Yasser Arafat? = Yeah! Hamas fears why extra-nutty hero died??

(by Maurice Goddard)

WWII pigeon message stumps GCHQ decoders

(BBC)
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A dead WWII carrier pigeon: one outmoded message tied on to it stumps the GCHQ decoders = The Gestapo missed acquiring some undeciphered coded wartime wordage too, it's noted.

(by Robert Jordan)

James Bond Wanted: Skyfall Style Job Appears On Official Government Website

(Contactmusic.com)
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James Bond Wanted: Skyfall Style Job Appears On Official Government Website = "Jeepers! Let's employ big fab me, Sean Connery, and I'll want two stiff vodkas a job!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Larry Hagman, boyish to the end: An appreciation

(Los Angeles Times)

Photo: UggBoy-UggGirl

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Larry Hagman, boyish to the end: An appreciation = Yeah! A mighty actor and noble person in a hat! RIP

(by Maurice Goddard)

Scientists 'undiscover' South Pacific island

(CNN)

Photo: NOAA

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Scientists 'undiscover' South Pacific island = Civil fuss adds conscious panic: "It isn't there!?"

(by Rosie Perera)

Solar tsunami seen in NASA video

(Fox News)

Video: NASA

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Solar tsunami seen in NASA video = Sun's dimension as a violent area!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Didn't you used to be running for president? Mitt Romney looks tired and disheveled as he pumps his own gas just two weeks after election defeat

(Daily Mail)

Photo: mkb95

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Didn't you used to be running for president? Mitt Romney looks tired and disheveled as he pumps his own gas just two weeks after election defeat = Reaction to the winner's aim? Obvious the snotty-nosed dim-witted jerk was upset, unsure, giddy, or drunken, and fell off his esteemed GOP pedestal!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama begins Asia trip in Thailand

(The Daily Express)

Photo: US Department of State

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Obama’s three day Asia trip’s underway in Bangkok, Thailand = Aides are adamant: hanky-panky with nude bar girls is taboo.

(by Robert Jordan)

Mary Rose: scientists identify shipwreck's elite archers by RSI

(The Daily Telegraph)

Video: Simon Davison

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Mary Rose: scientists identify shipwreck's elite archers by RSI = It's dim! Henry's terrific warship releases its icky bony secrets.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Israel vs. Hamas: The first social-media war

(Philly.com)

Photo: Israel Defense Forces

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The Israel versus Hamas war = We, rash rivals, hate & use arms

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Man hunted with spears half a million years ago

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: commorancy

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Man hunted with spears half a million years ago = What folds! Agile apemen in a hurry shot animals!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Has the Mormon mystique been lifted?

(BBC)
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Has the Mormon mystique been lifted? = Romney himself bequeathed Mitt's "NO"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Facing court, man who fed a sausage roll to police horse

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Facing court, man who fed a sausage roll to police horse = Scrumptious fare on the hoof c/o a collared Glaswegian

(by Robert Jordan)

Two-Thirds Marine Species Remain Unknown

(Discovery)

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Two-Thirds Marine Species Remain Unknown = Map treatise now rich in unseen worm kinds?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Pope Benedict XVI declares it is 'beautiful to be old'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Catholic United Financial

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Pope Benedict XVI declares it is 'beautiful to be old' = Ever old, but celibate pontificate libido's sexed up!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Pope Benedict XVI declares it is 'beautiful to be old' = Accept it - bed's trouble - one pitiful libido, evade sex

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Newly discovered gene could help explain how humans evolved from chimpanzees, says scientists

(The Independent)

Photo: ucumari

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Newly discovered gene could help explain how humans evolved from chimpanzees, says scientists = Heavens! Exclude Neolithic sleazy fat apes who survived GOP's mindless dense clown, chimp Romney!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Petraeus began affair after taking top CIA job, friend says

(The Globe and Mail)

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The Central Intelligence Agency, Langley, Virginia = Even the General can illicitly get any nice gal. *grin*

(by Adie Pena)

Obama has four years to fix the economy

(Financial Times)

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Obama has four years to fix the economy = "O Boy! Shout fame, as I tax arch-foe Romney!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Petraeus affair fallout continues as focus turns to Senate investigation

(The Guardian)

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Petraeus affair fallout continues as focus turns to Senate investigation = It is so unfortunate in: Officer's sensuous fatal attraction, Paula, gets even.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Holly Petraeus Is Beyond 'Furious'

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: US Army

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Holly Petraeus = Oh, really upset!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Holly Petraeus Is Beyond 'Furious' = Helpful derision, 'So, you betray us?!'

(by Dharam Khalsa)