Totally blind mice get sight back

(BBC)

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Totally blind mice get sight back = Let balmy bitch get docking tails!

(by Robert Jordan)

Library of Congress digs into 170 billion tweets

(CNN)

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Library of Congress seeks to archive 170 billion tweets = I look. What's in it? 701 royal secrets, scribbles of revenge.

(by Rosie Perera)

Bad news crowds out the good in the world, Pope Benedict says

(Reuters)

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Bad news crowds out the good in the world, Pope Benedict says = "Because big help doctors sent show I WON'T drop down dead... yet!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Pope won't take plastic any more

(Yahoo! Finance)

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The Pope won't take plastic any more = Mean-appetite twerp took cash only!

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Pope won't take plastic any more = People went into market to pay cash

(by Chris Sturdy)

You can no longer pay by plastic (credit or debit card) at the the Vatican = I add, Catholic state - rubber not accepted in it (nor any overtly gay chap)

(by Chris Sturdy)

The Pope won't take plastic any more = A Primate's two-penneth: pack ye loot!

(by Robert Jordan)

The Pope won't take plastic any more = Pope: point & matter - we take cash only

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Bardot threatens to become Russian if France kills elephants

(Euro News)

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Bardot threatens to become Russian if France kills elephants = So? Putin-the-Bear'll celebrate and soak the actress in Smirnoff!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Kate Middleton and Camilla Parker-Bowles at War!

(ShowbizSpy)

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Kate Middleton and Camilla Parker-Bowles at War! = A palace battle marks a tired wrinkled old woman!

(by Maurice Goddard)

UK's first hand transplant op

(Yahoo! News)

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UK's first hand transplant op: Grandfather with paralysed hand 'ecstatic' after pioneering eight-hour procedure = Refers to that new part as a second hand organ. Terrified, he had a fingerprint check! 'Tourist' rightly applauds pun.

(by Chris Sturdy)

Chavez battling 'severe' lung infection, respiratory failure

(CNN)

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Chavez battling 'severe' lung infection, respiratory failure = Venezuelan's cancer fight. Obit later? Figure on it. Rivals prey.

(by Rosie Perera)

Madonna Face Plants While Skiing In Switzerland

(The Inquisitr)

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Madonna Face Plants While Skiing In Switzerland = Wan dazed gal thinks, "I can sell a fine snow imprint!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Shackleton's Epic Voyage Recreated By Explorers

(Sky News)

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Shackleton's Epic Voyage Recreated By Explorers = Report exceedingly brave chap's cool sea-trek. YES!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Hugh Hefner weds 'runaway bride' Crystal Harris at Playboy Mansion

(Vancouver Sun)

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Hugh Hefner weds 'runaway bride' Crystal Harris at Playboy Mansion = Lady is unaware, wife-hungry horny old-timer's a sharp baby-snatcher!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Why doesn't this country take more pride in itself?

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Why doesn't this country take more pride in itself? = Note it: My UK pride's nowt if Charles is yet throned!
Why doesn't this country take more pride in itself? = From the inside, wretched UK royalty is not in step!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Charles Dickens statue to be erected against his dying wishes

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Charles Dickens statue to be erected against his dying wishes = Seeing it, he'd cry: "What the dickens? Alas, base erection disgusts!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Drama in Washington as fiscal cliff looms

(AP)

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Drama in Washington as fiscal cliff looms = An alarming cash flow fiasco finds I'm lost!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Plastic Christmas: Brits face festive debts after paying on credit

(The Daily Mirror)

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Plastic Christmas: Brits face festive debts after paying on credit = Card-overspending habit's classic after-effect. Time's batty pit, sir!

(by Maurice Goddard)

The best foods for beating stress and recharging your body this Christmas

(Yahoo!)

Photo: Renée S.

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The best foods for beating stress and recharging your body this Christmas = Hint's NOT hot dogs or fatty burgers! Remedy's in fish dishes + cabbage + carrots!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Britain's end-of-year Olympic verdict: it was worth every penny

(The Guardian)
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Britain's end-of-year Olympic verdict: it was worth every penny = Manpower winner! Definitely head city's brave sporty victory!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Will your next burger be ground-up mealworms?

(Fox News)

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Will your next burger be ground-up mealworms? = Bun too? Pummeled brown wrigglers are luxury!

(by Robert Jordan)

Change in UK housing stock means chimney problems for Father Christmas

(The Independent)

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Change in UK housing stock means chimney problems for Father Christmas = Huh? Main high barrier can ensure shelf stacks of common empty stockings!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Bushmasters Disappearing From Shelves After Newtown

(ABC News)

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Bushmaster rifle = Left bruises, harm

(by Aronas Pinchas)