Gwyneth Paltrow named world's most beautiful woman for 2013

(Los Angeles Times)

Photo: brixton21

Gwyneth Kate Paltrow Martin = What a pretty girl & known mate!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Burger aunt controls North Korean leader Kim Jong-un

(The Daily Express)

Photo: zennie62

Burger aunt is in full control of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un = Look, finger on the button, ruler runs an American junk food grill!

(by Robert Jordan)

Superstorm Sandy Felt Across The US, Scientists Say

(Latinos Post)

Photo: NASA

The Superstorm Sandy = My, stuns shore! Depart!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

The beauty of stationary

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Warm 'n Fuzzy

The beauty of stationary = Yeah, ta, but of stationery?

(by Robert Jordan)

Alley that's paint potty

(The Daily Express)

Photo: TempusVolat

Alley that's paint potty = A lost penalty; pity that!

(by Robert Jordan)

Texas woman self-publishes, hits best-seller lists

(Yahoo! News)


Colleen Hoover = Cool novel here

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Skips, banks and cemeteries among strangest places we nod off

(The Daily Express)

Photo: ktpupp

Skips, banks and cemeteries among strangest places we nod off = Safe on foam mattress; silenced bed springs: wake to neck pangs!

(by Robert Jordan)

It's real: Attack of the giant African land snails in Florida

(CNN)

Photo: premedito

Attack of the giant African land snails = Fanatical things stank, can eat Florida.

(by Rosie Perera)

Hoover's FBI X Files revealed

(The Daily Express)

Image: MeganMorris

Hoover's FBI X Files revealed = Believers live for feds' hoax

(by Robert Jordan)

The Margaret-Denis partnership

(The Independent)

Photo: White House Photo Office

Sir Denis Thatcher, Baronet, MBE, TD - onetime husband of Margaret = To great man behind famous mate, resented horrid bitch's banter

(by Jason Lofts)

Thieves swipe five tons of Nutella

(MSN News)

Photo: nemuneko.jc

Thieves swipe five tons of Nutella = Fun if sweet tooth peeves villains

(by Robert Jordan)

Sheep to keep Paris grass trim

(MSN News)

Photo: EssjayNZ

Sheep to keep Paris grass trim = Their perks impress; goats ape

(by Robert Jordan)

'U' street homes top prices list

(MSN News)

Photo: Monica Arellano-Ongpin

'U' street homes top prices list = Sum the costliest properties

(by Robert Jordan)

Desmond Tutu Wins 2013 Templeton Prize With $1.7 Million Award

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Joshua Wanyama

Archbishop Desmond Tutu wins a Templeton Prize = Now thus commend the baptized spiritual person.

(by Rosie Perera)

After 42 years behind bars, suspect in deadly Ariz. hotel fire freed

(CBS News)

Photo: Loving Earth

Louis Taylor = O, lousy trial!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

MP Rob Wilson in accidental porn link tweet

(BBC)

Photo: Byzantine_K

MP Rob Wilson in accidental porn link tweet = On click want IDS, not terrible nipple woman
(IDS: Iain Duncan Smith)

(by Chris Sturdy)

North Korea says it plans to restart shuttered nuclear reactor

(CNN)

Photo: kalleboo

North Korea to restart nuclear reactor = A turn closer to an attack or error there.

(by Rosie Perera)

Fish is key to a longer life

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Omar Eduardo

Fish is key to a longer life = Fries in oil: they age folks

(by Robert Jordan)

Michael Caine: Don't call me 'sir'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Manfred Werner

Do not call me 'sir' = Caine: most droll!

(by Janthakorn Thammajan)

Zumba Sex Scandal: Alexis Wright Pleads Guilty to 20 Counts

(ABC News)

Photo: USAG Vicenza

Alexis Wright = Sex with a girl

(by Aronas Pinchas)