Amanda Berry Among Abducted Women Found Alive

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: R. Edelmann

Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michele Knight = Human beings hijacked and lead ten grim years

(by Chris Sturdy)

Bernie Madoff Documentary Takes You Behind the Scenes

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Jared Rodriguez/truthout

Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC = B's front. Defrauds clients. Lament evil crime!

(by Jason Lofts)

Syrians flee 'massacres' in Baniyas and al-Bayda

(BBC)

Infographic: the_digitalmonkey

Syrians fled coastal massacres = Locals cry. Fate: armed assassins

(by Jason Lofts)

Robotic insect: World's smallest flying robot takes off

(BBC)

Photo: Kevin Ma and Pakpong Chirarattananon

World's smallest flying robot = Strong fly-model orbits walls

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Stuart Hall 'opportunistic predator'

(BBC)

Photo: Terry Wha

Many courts call the man an opportunistic predator = Commentary on Stuart Hall's inappropriate conduct

(by Chris Sturdy)

Banking Secrecy - USA to demand FirstCaribbean client data

(STEP Journal)

Photo: Wikimedia

Banking Secrecy - USA to demand FirstCaribbean client data = A brainy deed, to scatter cunning banks. Fiscal crime abated.

(by Jason Lofts)

Five-year-old boy shoots two-year-old sister in Kentucky

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: louiscrusoe

Five-year-old boy shoots two-year-old sister in Kentucky = Oy, it's easy for any Burkesville redneck to do so with 'toy'

(by Chris Sturdy)

Researchers: Jamestown settlers resorted to cannibalism

(CNN)

Photo: Wikimedia

Jamestown settlers resorted to cannibalism = Eaters, slim men, bit rotten old ancestors' jaws

(by Rosie Perera)

Beyonce Ad Teases New Song 'Standing on the Sun'

(Rolling Stone)

Photo: Ana Kelston

'Standing on the Sun' = Song - 'suntanned' hit

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Gwyneth Paltrow named world's most beautiful woman for 2013

(Los Angeles Times)

Photo: brixton21

Gwyneth Kate Paltrow Martin = What a pretty girl & known mate!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Burger aunt controls North Korean leader Kim Jong-un

(The Daily Express)

Photo: zennie62

Burger aunt is in full control of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un = Look, finger on the button, ruler runs an American junk food grill!

(by Robert Jordan)

Superstorm Sandy Felt Across The US, Scientists Say

(Latinos Post)

Photo: NASA

The Superstorm Sandy = My, stuns shore! Depart!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

The beauty of stationary

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Warm 'n Fuzzy

The beauty of stationary = Yeah, ta, but of stationery?

(by Robert Jordan)

Alley that's paint potty

(The Daily Express)

Photo: TempusVolat

Alley that's paint potty = A lost penalty; pity that!

(by Robert Jordan)

Texas woman self-publishes, hits best-seller lists

(Yahoo! News)


Colleen Hoover = Cool novel here

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Skips, banks and cemeteries among strangest places we nod off

(The Daily Express)

Photo: ktpupp

Skips, banks and cemeteries among strangest places we nod off = Safe on foam mattress; silenced bed springs: wake to neck pangs!

(by Robert Jordan)

It's real: Attack of the giant African land snails in Florida

(CNN)

Photo: premedito

Attack of the giant African land snails = Fanatical things stank, can eat Florida.

(by Rosie Perera)

Hoover's FBI X Files revealed

(The Daily Express)

Image: MeganMorris

Hoover's FBI X Files revealed = Believers live for feds' hoax

(by Robert Jordan)

The Margaret-Denis partnership

(The Independent)

Photo: White House Photo Office

Sir Denis Thatcher, Baronet, MBE, TD - onetime husband of Margaret = To great man behind famous mate, resented horrid bitch's banter

(by Jason Lofts)

Thieves swipe five tons of Nutella

(MSN News)

Photo: nemuneko.jc

Thieves swipe five tons of Nutella = Fun if sweet tooth peeves villains

(by Robert Jordan)