Quirk of beer fate helps Bayern Munich avoid dressing room meltdown ahead of Champions League final

(Yahoo! Eurosport)

Photo: Doha Stadium Plus

Quirk of beer fate helps Bayern Munich avoid dressing room meltdown ahead of Champions League final = Boateng piqued devout muslim Franck Ribery, dampened him. He is on his own as a fan of alcohol-free lager!

(by Chris Sturdy)

Alaska volcano spews ash plume near air traffic route

(Reuters)

Photo: NOAA

The Alaska volcano = So, hot lava can leak

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Double Mastectomy: Why Angelina Jolie Had Breast Removal Surgery

(Huffington Post)

Art: The PIX-JOCKEY

Angelina Jolie has Preventive Double Mastectomy = Brad loves to eye the implant cleavage (mine). Join us!

(by Rosie Perera)

Long-missing trio found in Cleveland

(The Columbus Dispatch)

Photo: 757Live

The abductor Ariel Castro = Trio? Cruel bastard to each!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Death Toll Surges at Bangladesh Garment Factory Collapse

(ABC News)

Photo: Taslima Akhter

Death Toll Surges at Bangladesh Garment Factory Collapse = Fast struggle to search the bloc and tally personal damage

(by Dharam Khalsa)

DNA test shows captor fathered girl, Ohio AG's office says

(CNN)

Ariel Castro is the father of kidnapped woman's child = Plain fact so far: sadist raped her, locked within home

(by Rosie Perera)

Bangladesh Garment Factory Collapse Death Toll Reaches 1,000

(Bloomberg)

Photo: followthethings

The garment factory collapse in Bangladesh = Conglomerate's plan halted by crashing fate

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Amanda Berry Among Abducted Women Found Alive

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: R. Edelmann

Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michele Knight = Human beings hijacked and lead ten grim years

(by Chris Sturdy)

Bernie Madoff Documentary Takes You Behind the Scenes

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Jared Rodriguez/truthout

Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC = B's front. Defrauds clients. Lament evil crime!

(by Jason Lofts)

Syrians flee 'massacres' in Baniyas and al-Bayda

(BBC)

Infographic: the_digitalmonkey

Syrians fled coastal massacres = Locals cry. Fate: armed assassins

(by Jason Lofts)

Robotic insect: World's smallest flying robot takes off

(BBC)

Photo: Kevin Ma and Pakpong Chirarattananon

World's smallest flying robot = Strong fly-model orbits walls

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Stuart Hall 'opportunistic predator'

(BBC)

Photo: Terry Wha

Many courts call the man an opportunistic predator = Commentary on Stuart Hall's inappropriate conduct

(by Chris Sturdy)

Banking Secrecy - USA to demand FirstCaribbean client data

(STEP Journal)

Photo: Wikimedia

Banking Secrecy - USA to demand FirstCaribbean client data = A brainy deed, to scatter cunning banks. Fiscal crime abated.

(by Jason Lofts)

Five-year-old boy shoots two-year-old sister in Kentucky

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: louiscrusoe

Five-year-old boy shoots two-year-old sister in Kentucky = Oy, it's easy for any Burkesville redneck to do so with 'toy'

(by Chris Sturdy)

Researchers: Jamestown settlers resorted to cannibalism

(CNN)

Photo: Wikimedia

Jamestown settlers resorted to cannibalism = Eaters, slim men, bit rotten old ancestors' jaws

(by Rosie Perera)

Beyonce Ad Teases New Song 'Standing on the Sun'

(Rolling Stone)

Photo: Ana Kelston

'Standing on the Sun' = Song - 'suntanned' hit

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Gwyneth Paltrow named world's most beautiful woman for 2013

(Los Angeles Times)

Photo: brixton21

Gwyneth Kate Paltrow Martin = What a pretty girl & known mate!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Burger aunt controls North Korean leader Kim Jong-un

(The Daily Express)

Photo: zennie62

Burger aunt is in full control of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un = Look, finger on the button, ruler runs an American junk food grill!

(by Robert Jordan)

Superstorm Sandy Felt Across The US, Scientists Say

(Latinos Post)

Photo: NASA

The Superstorm Sandy = My, stuns shore! Depart!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

The beauty of stationary

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Warm 'n Fuzzy

The beauty of stationary = Yeah, ta, but of stationery?

(by Robert Jordan)