Restaurant Ice Is Dirtier Than Toilet Water Says Disgusting New Report

(The Inquisitr)

Photo: Kevin Saff

Restaurant Ice Is Dirtier Than Toilet Water = E.coli? Waiter, I trust it's there in a darn treat!

(by Adie Pena)

SJM money was gambling winnings: Carson Yeung

(The Business Daily)

Photo: das farbamt

Carson Yeung, the main shareowner of Birmingham City = Casino gaming winner? Oh, rather a Brummy con. Yes, thief!

(by Jason Lofts)

Rafael Nadal advances

(ESPN)

Photo: James Marvin Phelps

Rafael Nadal is Outgunning the Rest in French Opens = Gleeful Spaniard Routs the French Tennis Again, 'non'?

(by Pat Rourke)

The Most Controversial Article In All Of English Wikipedia Is George W. Bush's

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Renegade98

The most controversial article in all of English Wikipedia is George W. Bush's = I see writers still weigh it, responding, "Is he a giant schmuck or a lovable fool?"

(by Rosie Perera)

Oscar Pistorius heartbroken, uncle says

(CNN)

Photo: aktivioslo

Oscar Pistorius heartbroken, uncle says = A sprinter, unlucky as a shooter, cries. SOB!

Oscar Pistorius heartbroken, uncle says = Unlucky as a rat, Boer on prosthesis cries

(by Jason Lofts)

GMO? They say no

(The World)

Photo: CT Senate Democrats

The genetically modified organisms = One family digesting more laced shit!

(by Adie Pena)

Moore, Oklahoma hit by massive tornado

(The Guardian)

Photo: The US Army

The massive tornado in Moore, Oklahoma = Shook homes. Emotional drama ain't over!

(by Adie Pena)

Sarah Palin: It Snowed In Alaska In May, So There Is No Global Warming

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Gene1138

Sarah Palin: "It snowed in Alaska in May, so there is no Global Warming." = A brainwashed woman ignoring all analysis (or the map!): "It's snake oil."

(by Dharam Khalsa)

First Saudi woman summits Mount Everest

(CNN)

Photo: Facebook/Raha Moharrak

The Saudi woman = I saw mount-head

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Plane lands without landing gear at Newark

(CNN)

Photo: KentonNgo

Plane lands without landing gear in New Jersey = And a jet spilling oil endangers the new runway

(by Rosie Perera)

Quirk of beer fate helps Bayern Munich avoid dressing room meltdown ahead of Champions League final

(Yahoo! Eurosport)

Photo: Doha Stadium Plus

Quirk of beer fate helps Bayern Munich avoid dressing room meltdown ahead of Champions League final = Boateng piqued devout muslim Franck Ribery, dampened him. He is on his own as a fan of alcohol-free lager!

(by Chris Sturdy)

Alaska volcano spews ash plume near air traffic route

(Reuters)

Photo: NOAA

The Alaska volcano = So, hot lava can leak

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Double Mastectomy: Why Angelina Jolie Had Breast Removal Surgery

(Huffington Post)

Art: The PIX-JOCKEY

Angelina Jolie has Preventive Double Mastectomy = Brad loves to eye the implant cleavage (mine). Join us!

(by Rosie Perera)

Long-missing trio found in Cleveland

(The Columbus Dispatch)

Photo: 757Live

The abductor Ariel Castro = Trio? Cruel bastard to each!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Death Toll Surges at Bangladesh Garment Factory Collapse

(ABC News)

Photo: Taslima Akhter

Death Toll Surges at Bangladesh Garment Factory Collapse = Fast struggle to search the bloc and tally personal damage

(by Dharam Khalsa)

DNA test shows captor fathered girl, Ohio AG's office says

(CNN)

Ariel Castro is the father of kidnapped woman's child = Plain fact so far: sadist raped her, locked within home

(by Rosie Perera)

Bangladesh Garment Factory Collapse Death Toll Reaches 1,000

(Bloomberg)

Photo: followthethings

The garment factory collapse in Bangladesh = Conglomerate's plan halted by crashing fate

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Amanda Berry Among Abducted Women Found Alive

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: R. Edelmann

Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michele Knight = Human beings hijacked and lead ten grim years

(by Chris Sturdy)

Bernie Madoff Documentary Takes You Behind the Scenes

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Jared Rodriguez/truthout

Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC = B's front. Defrauds clients. Lament evil crime!

(by Jason Lofts)

Syrians flee 'massacres' in Baniyas and al-Bayda

(BBC)

Infographic: the_digitalmonkey

Syrians fled coastal massacres = Locals cry. Fate: armed assassins

(by Jason Lofts)