Obama to call for nuclear warhead reduction

(Stuff.co.nz)

Photo: usembassylondon

Obama to renew calls for nuclear warhead reduction = A banal autocratic ruler and loner chose fewer WOMD

(by Julian Lofts)

Word hungry

(The Hindu)

Photo: Wikimedia

Garg is a surname of the Agarwal Vaishya community in Uttar Pradesh = Ha, a rash hungry true pacifist anu-grammatist (neologism) raved away!

Garg is a surname of the Agarwal Vaishya community in Uttar Pradesh = Uh, I'm a logo-hungry scientist (a Dr.?), a rash anagrammatist. Up, fever away!

(by Jason Lofts)

Rohani Wins Iran Presidential Vote in Surprise Victory

(Bloomberg)

Photo: jaryan

Rohani wins Iranian Presidency = Darn! New hairy Persian icon is in.

(by Jason Lofts)

Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi restaurant 'row' studied by police

(The Guardian)

Photo: Phil Guest

Cook Nigella Lawson and adman Charles Saatchi = A tall London man was in a rage; choked a chic lass.

(by Adie Pena)

Was Nigella choked by husband?

(The Age)

Photo: Saima

Nigella choked by husband = Lied, nags hubby, a neck hold

(by Julian Lofts)

'I felt completely disfigured by 50lb pregnancy weight gain' says Salma Hayek

(Daily Mail)

Photo: rocor

'I felt completely disfigured by fifty lb pregnancy weight gain' says Salma Hayek = Francois Pinault lambasted fat wife Sally. "Beefy cheeky dirty Pygmy." Niggle! Sigh!

(by Julian Lofts)

Rohani Wins Iranian Presidency

(Bloomberg)

Photo: Wikimedia

Rohani = Oh, Iran!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

"The Feud: The Hatfields and McCoys: The True Story," by Dean King

(CBS News)


The Hatfields and McCoys = Dads smite, chafe to lynch

(by Julian Lofts)

Solid Financial Advice. From Bernie Madoff

(Bloomberg)

Photo: SS&SS

Bernard Madoff's solid financial advice = BM fad: Scandal - are indices off or invalid?


Bernard Madoff's solid financial advice = F off, mad B! Scandal - or are indices invalid?

(by Jason Lofts)

Miami Heat top San Antonio Spurs in NBA Finals Game 4

(USA Today)

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Miami Heat top San Antonio Spurs = Pain is too human in a team's sport

(by Adie Pena)

Google confirms acquisition of Israeli navigation app Waze

(Haaretz Newspaper)

Photo: Henk-Jan van der Klis

Google confirms acquisition of Israeli-developed navigation application Waze = Quo vadis? A CEO: Essential wifi loop for navigating a maze - i.e. no colliding. Top price?

(by Jason Lofts)

'I can't allow the US government to destroy privacy': whistleblower

(The Hindu)

Photo: Michael Fleshman

The whistleblower: I can't allow the United States government to destroy privacy and basic liberties = The CIA spy clandestinely on twisted terrorists. We have trouble believing dictators who battle man.

(by Julian Lofts)

Police identify gunman in deadly Santa Monica rampage

(The Patriot-News)

Photo: The Knowles Gallery

The deadly Santa Monica rampage = An empty long death... a sad America.

(by Adie Pena)

Vishal Thakkar, Oklahoma Man, Sues After Plastic Surgery Leaves Him Without A Nose

(Huffington Post)

Photo: CREDITS

Vishal Thakkar, Oklahoma Man, Sues After Plastic Surgery Leaves Him Without A Nose = A ruthless rhinoplasty hack makes mistake with nasal valve ratio. Uh, measure, goof!

(by Julian Lofts)

Global Concern Grows About Deadly Middle East Respiratory Syndrome

(VOA News)

Photo: 757Live

The Middle East respiratory syndrome coronavirus = A horror: very resistant, deadly, monstrous epidemic

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Collection of phone records stirs debate: Valuable tool or 'beyond Orwellian'?

(CNN)

Photo: Russ Allison Loar

Senators (Feinstein, et al.) will defend phone snooping = Opponents, sensing the felon, defined it as Orwellian

(by Rosie Perera)

Report: Secret court order forces Verizon to turn over telephone records of millions

(CNN)

Photo: davnull

A secret court order forces Verizon to turn over telephone records of millions = Covert spies recorded our "Hello, NZ!" to confront terrorists?! Uncool! Am I ever free?

(by Rosie Perera)

Law change kills Germany's longest word

(AP)

Photo: udge

Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz = Unusual that Fritz's seen engaging with EC but, e.g. ceding UK burgers are BSE-free!

(by Chris Sturdy)

Restaurant Ice Is Dirtier Than Toilet Water Says Disgusting New Report

(The Inquisitr)

Photo: Kevin Saff

Restaurant Ice Is Dirtier Than Toilet Water = E.coli? Waiter, I trust it's there in a darn treat!

(by Adie Pena)

SJM money was gambling winnings: Carson Yeung

(The Business Daily)

Photo: das farbamt

Carson Yeung, the main shareowner of Birmingham City = Casino gaming winner? Oh, rather a Brummy con. Yes, thief!

(by Jason Lofts)