Princess Diana Murder Allegations Suggest British Sniper Involved In Death

(The Inquisitr)

Photo: aromano

Princess Diana murder allegations suggest a British sniper involved in death = Guests Di 'n' Dodi shot in car in Paris underpass? Bet English revive alarming tale!

(by Jason Lofts)

3-Month-Old Indian Infant Keeps Catching Fire; Doctors Say Baby Emits Combustible Gases Through Skin Pores

(The International Business Times)

Photo: andymag

Three-Month-Old Indian Infant Keeps Catching Fire; Doctors Say Baby Emits Combustible Gases Through Skin Pores = Spontaneous combusting baby story is fiction. Hospital agree estranged mother harmed his neck skin. Bitch fled.

(by Julian Lofts)

UK Threatens EU Action Over Gibraltar Rift

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: BBM Explorer

Britain threatens legal action against Spaniards = Nation's anger: Gibraltar isn't a Hispanic state. Deal?

(by Tony Crafter)

Family tomb opened in Florence in a bid to identify Mona Lisa

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Wikimedia

Family tomb opened in Florence in a bid to identify Mona Lisa = Leonardo and fey omniscient Italian model (inept iffy bimbo)

(by Julian Lofts)

Assange-led Wikileaks Party candidates could upset balance of power in Upper House

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: acidpolly

Assange-led Wikileaks Party candidates could upset balance of power in Upper House = A political Ocker hacker applies for seat in pudgy Senate. Sweden/US paused - would ban

(by Julian Lofts)

Iran's 'Moderate' Holocaust Denier

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: Wikimedia

Auschwitz-Birkenau, Bergen-Belsen, Dachau, Mauthausen, Sobibor, Treblinka, Warsaw are all former extermination, concentration and/or labor camps, most freed by the Allies in the Second World War = Brazen beardy backward extreme National Socialist Holocaust deniers wear blinkers, blab, claim error/fun ("Arbeit macht frei"). No, wrong! US plea: "No! A most horrid 'n' heated scene! Must ban, outlaw!" WHEN?

(by Jason Lofts)

Why I changed my mind on weed (by Dr. Sanjay Gupta)

(CNN)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Doctor Sanjay Gupta changes his mind about weed = Guess marijuana can be good. Then why stop addict?

(by Rosie Perera)

Ariel Castro's home demolished, he faces life plus 1,000 years in jail

(USA Today)

Kidnapper Ariel Castro's home demolished, he is still facing life plus a thousand years in prison = He kept three girls for a decade in his place. So sad! Our painful loss, it has inspired many millions.

(by Josiah Winslow)

UN urged to probe abuses by Syria's Assad

(Fox News)

Cartoon: FreedomHouse

UN is now urged to probe latest abuses by Syria's Bashir al-Assad = Seen how a rabid assassin (BA) probably uses ugly sadist torture?

(by jason Lofts)

Iran's leader reaches out to US, vows to resolve nuclear row

(Reuters)

Photo: Wikimedia

Iran's leader reaches out to US, vows to resolve nuclear row = Rouhani tells to overseas: Save, cure, rescue world. NO to war!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Signs of progress in childhood obesity fight

Signs of progress in childhood obesity fight (CNN)

Photo: Ed Yourdon

Signs of progress in war against childhood obesity = Girth crisis done, as fat boys/girls now in good shape

(by Rosie Perera)

Python escapes from Canadian pet store and kills two young brothers as they sleep

(The Independent)

Photo: spisharam

Two young boys killed by python that escaped from Canadian pet store = Boa constricted goofy puny kids. Wept - a lamentable death. Phony story?

(by Julian Lofts)

Escaped Python In Canada Responsible For Deaths Of Two Young Boys, Police Say

(Huffington Post)

Photo: fabiogis50

Boys killed by python that escaped from pet store = Snake plotted, forcibly smothered happy tots. Bye!

(by Rosie Perera)

Washington Post Sold To Amazon's Jeff Bezos

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Mike Licht

Washington Post Sold To Amazon's Jeff Bezos = Boss's staff to adopt online jazz news? Oh, OMG!

(by Rosie Perera)

Divorce served up to Nigella in 70 seconds

(The New Zealand Herald)

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Judge served up divorce to Nigella Lawson in seventy seconds = Conclude: jowled advertising envoy strangles envied spouse

(by Julian Lofts)

If T.E. Lawrence -- Lawrence of Arabia -- could see the news out of the Middle East today! A new book says he would say, "I told you so."

(WBUR)


Thomas Edward (abbreviated T.E. - Ed.) Lawrence's rather huge book "Seven Pillars of Wisdom" (a Penguin Modern Classics edition) = How brave disingenuous Christian Arabist T.E. rode camels, massed forces, won war, debated, helped king develop into realm...

(by Jason Lofts)

Clients Drop $180 for Bird Poop Facials at NYC Spa

(ABC News)

Photo: Lori Greig

Clients are dropping one hundred eighty dollars for bird poop facials at NYC spa = Snobs tried phials of nightingale crap for old, dry, ruddy appearance. Stop lie, con!

(by Jason Lofts)

Also see Snail Facial Treatment Crawls Into Japanese Clinic

Inside Assange's embassy: 'I sleep in the ladies' loos'

(News.com.au)

Photo: Takver

Inside Assange's Ecuadorian embassy: 'I sleep in the ladies' loos = Pale besieged dissident in consular oasis is alone. Yes, a shame.

(by Julian Lofts)

Bradley Manning acquitted of aiding the enemy

(Reuters)

Photo: savebradley

The mad leaker Bradley Manning's "aiding the enemy" charges have just been dropped = Gee! My God! Very hated man and super hacker learned spending jail time? Bah! He's bent!

(by Josiah Winslow)

Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle

(Huffington Post)

Image: State Farm

Dog Eats Paralysed Man's Testicle = Alas, pet mangles testis. Doc ready...

(by Julian Lofts)

Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle = Zany pet ate ill master's sac (Ed.: God!)

Dog Eats Paralysed Man's Testicle = A pet mangles sac. Dad (testily): "Sore!"

(by Jason and Julian Lofts)