'MOMO' The Sam Giancana Documentary Feature Film Wins 'BEST MOVIE' at the Monaco Charity Film Festival

(Garnier)

Illustration: Shawn Calvert

Infamous Sam ("Mo", "Momo" or "The Cigar") Giancana. O, wasn't he a mobster chief? = Mamma mia, not wrong! A member of Chicago's Cosa Nostra, a heinous thief!

(by Jason Lofts)

Scores Killed in Syria, With Signs of Chemical Warfare

(The New York Times)

Photo: Asitimes

Scores Killed in Syria, With Signs of Chemical Warfare = Wily foe Assad's horrific, sickening, lethal war crimes

(by Julian Lofts)

About one-third of white girls use tanning bed, despite cancer risks

(New York Daily News)

Photo: leyla.a

One-third of American white girls use tanning beds, dramatically increasing cancer risks = Nice girls, if recent research said melanoma is sinister and tragic, why go in and turn black?

(by Josiah Winslow)

Explosive breast implants now a terror threat

(UPI)

Photo: libby lynn

Explosive breast implants now a terror threat = A vile terrorist bosom thwarts an expert panel

(by Julian Lofts)

Schapelle Corby's strict parole conditions revealed

(One News Page)

Photo: publik16

Schapelle Corby's strict parole conditions revealed = Cops release convicted dealer on Bali - script shortly?

(by Julian Lofts)

Woman swallows tapeworm to lose weight; tells doctor she bought it on the Internet

(Huffington Post)

Photo: rhysvsgodzilla

Woman swallows tapeworm to lose weight; tells doctor she bought it on the Internet = Wow! Iowan hog resorts to a cattle helminth to slim. Then purges bowel to settle down.

(by Julian Lofts)

Princess Diana Murder Allegations Suggest British Sniper Involved In Death

(The Inquisitr)

Photo: aromano

Princess Diana murder allegations suggest a British sniper involved in death = Guests Di 'n' Dodi shot in car in Paris underpass? Bet English revive alarming tale!

(by Jason Lofts)

3-Month-Old Indian Infant Keeps Catching Fire; Doctors Say Baby Emits Combustible Gases Through Skin Pores

(The International Business Times)

Photo: andymag

Three-Month-Old Indian Infant Keeps Catching Fire; Doctors Say Baby Emits Combustible Gases Through Skin Pores = Spontaneous combusting baby story is fiction. Hospital agree estranged mother harmed his neck skin. Bitch fled.

(by Julian Lofts)

UK Threatens EU Action Over Gibraltar Rift

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: BBM Explorer

Britain threatens legal action against Spaniards = Nation's anger: Gibraltar isn't a Hispanic state. Deal?

(by Tony Crafter)

Family tomb opened in Florence in a bid to identify Mona Lisa

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Wikimedia

Family tomb opened in Florence in a bid to identify Mona Lisa = Leonardo and fey omniscient Italian model (inept iffy bimbo)

(by Julian Lofts)

Assange-led Wikileaks Party candidates could upset balance of power in Upper House

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: acidpolly

Assange-led Wikileaks Party candidates could upset balance of power in Upper House = A political Ocker hacker applies for seat in pudgy Senate. Sweden/US paused - would ban

(by Julian Lofts)

Iran's 'Moderate' Holocaust Denier

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: Wikimedia

Auschwitz-Birkenau, Bergen-Belsen, Dachau, Mauthausen, Sobibor, Treblinka, Warsaw are all former extermination, concentration and/or labor camps, most freed by the Allies in the Second World War = Brazen beardy backward extreme National Socialist Holocaust deniers wear blinkers, blab, claim error/fun ("Arbeit macht frei"). No, wrong! US plea: "No! A most horrid 'n' heated scene! Must ban, outlaw!" WHEN?

(by Jason Lofts)

Why I changed my mind on weed (by Dr. Sanjay Gupta)

(CNN)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Doctor Sanjay Gupta changes his mind about weed = Guess marijuana can be good. Then why stop addict?

(by Rosie Perera)

Ariel Castro's home demolished, he faces life plus 1,000 years in jail

(USA Today)

Kidnapper Ariel Castro's home demolished, he is still facing life plus a thousand years in prison = He kept three girls for a decade in his place. So sad! Our painful loss, it has inspired many millions.

(by Josiah Winslow)

UN urged to probe abuses by Syria's Assad

(Fox News)

Cartoon: FreedomHouse

UN is now urged to probe latest abuses by Syria's Bashir al-Assad = Seen how a rabid assassin (BA) probably uses ugly sadist torture?

(by jason Lofts)

Iran's leader reaches out to US, vows to resolve nuclear row

(Reuters)

Photo: Wikimedia

Iran's leader reaches out to US, vows to resolve nuclear row = Rouhani tells to overseas: Save, cure, rescue world. NO to war!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Signs of progress in childhood obesity fight

Signs of progress in childhood obesity fight (CNN)

Photo: Ed Yourdon

Signs of progress in war against childhood obesity = Girth crisis done, as fat boys/girls now in good shape

(by Rosie Perera)

Python escapes from Canadian pet store and kills two young brothers as they sleep

(The Independent)

Photo: spisharam

Two young boys killed by python that escaped from Canadian pet store = Boa constricted goofy puny kids. Wept - a lamentable death. Phony story?

(by Julian Lofts)

Escaped Python In Canada Responsible For Deaths Of Two Young Boys, Police Say

(Huffington Post)

Photo: fabiogis50

Boys killed by python that escaped from pet store = Snake plotted, forcibly smothered happy tots. Bye!

(by Rosie Perera)

Washington Post Sold To Amazon's Jeff Bezos

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Mike Licht

Washington Post Sold To Amazon's Jeff Bezos = Boss's staff to adopt online jazz news? Oh, OMG!

(by Rosie Perera)