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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Singapore's Scoot Latest Airline to Offer Child-Free Flying Zone

(Time)
Scoot Airlines 777
Photo: Simon_sees


Singapore's Scoot Latest Airline to Offer Child-Free Flying Zone = I feel frenzied Catholic priests or felons are not going to fly SA
(by Julian Lofts)

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Nigerian boy flies to Lagos from home town hiding in airplane wheel cavity

(Yahoo! News)
Airplane wheels
Photo: amlusch


Nigerian boy flies to Lagos from home town hiding in airplane wheel cavity = Hypothermic stowaway and moron fleeing on airline Boeing flight is alive
(by Julian Lofts)

Monday, August 26, 2013

Tale of adultery, deception, death

(The New Zealand Herald)
Gu Kaili, painted portrait img_2354
Photo: Abode of Chaos


Tale of adultery, deception, death = Hatred fueled plot to eat cyanide
(by Julian Lofts)

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Yosemite fire threatens Bay Area water, power

(USA Today)
Yosemite fire panorama
Photo: CREDITS


Yosemite fire threatens Bay Area water and power = A fiery terror! We weep at heat. [Ed.: An arsonist, maybe?]
(by Jason Lofts)

A Novelist Who Made Crime an Art, and His Bad Guys 'Fun'

(The New York Times)
Elmore Leonard.
Photo: John Levanen


Elmore Leonard: A Novelist who Made Crime an Art, and his 'Bad Guys' Fun, Dies age Eighty-seven Years Old = Dear unforgettable man, a loved doyen - savageness in really grimy ideas which so endeared him to us
(by Julian Lofts)

Saturday, August 24, 2013

'MOMO' The Sam Giancana Documentary Feature Film Wins 'BEST MOVIE' at the Monaco Charity Film Festival

(Garnier)
Sam Giancana
Illustration: Shawn Calvert


Infamous Sam ("Mo", "Momo" or "The Cigar") Giancana. O, wasn't he a mobster chief? = Mamma mia, not wrong! A member of Chicago's Cosa Nostra, a heinous thief!
(by Jason Lofts)

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Scores Killed in Syria, With Signs of Chemical Warfare

(The New York Times)
A woman is treated for what appears to be breathing difficulties at a clinic in the north of Aleppo  Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2313971/Syria-Does-video-Aleppo-victims-foaming-mouths-prove-Assad-used-chemical-weapons.html#ixzz2RNzP
Photo: Asitimes


Scores Killed in Syria, With Signs of Chemical Warfare = Wily foe Assad's horrific, sickening, lethal war crimes
(by Julian Lofts)

About one-third of white girls use tanning bed, despite cancer risks

(New York Daily News)
Alien Legs
Photo: leyla.a


One-third of American white girls use tanning beds, dramatically increasing cancer risks = Nice girls, if recent research said melanoma is sinister and tragic, why go in and turn black?
(by Josiah Winslow)

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Explosive breast implants now a terror threat

(UPI)
new project - deflated implants
Photo: libby lynn


Explosive breast implants now a terror threat = A vile terrorist bosom thwarts an expert panel
(by Julian Lofts)

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Schapelle Corby's strict parole conditions revealed

(One News Page)
Schapelle Corby, left, Renee Lawrence, right
Photo: publik16


Schapelle Corby's strict parole conditions revealed = Cops release convicted dealer on Bali - script shortly?
(by Julian Lofts)

Woman swallows tapeworm to lose weight; tells doctor she bought it on the Internet

(Huffington Post)
Tapeworm
Photo: rhysvsgodzilla


Woman swallows tapeworm to lose weight; tells doctor she bought it on the Internet = Wow! Iowan hog resorts to a cattle helminth to slim. Then purges bowel to settle down.
(by Julian Lofts)

Monday, August 19, 2013

Princess Diana Murder Allegations Suggest British Sniper Involved In Death

(The Inquisitr)
Diana & Dodi Memorial Statue at Harrods
Photo: aromano


Princess Diana murder allegations suggest a British sniper involved in death = Guests Di 'n' Dodi shot in car in Paris underpass? Bet English revive alarming tale!
(by Jason Lofts)

3-Month-Old Indian Infant Keeps Catching Fire; Doctors Say Baby Emits Combustible Gases Through Skin Pores

(The International Business Times)
Spontaneous Combustion
Photo: andymag


Three-Month-Old Indian Infant Keeps Catching Fire; Doctors Say Baby Emits Combustible Gases Through Skin Pores = Spontaneous combusting baby story is fiction. Hospital agree estranged mother harmed his neck skin. Bitch fled.
(by Julian Lofts)

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

UK Threatens EU Action Over Gibraltar Rift

(The Wall Street Journal)
Gibraltar - Cradle of History
Photo: BBM Explorer


Britain threatens legal action against Spaniards = Nation's anger: Gibraltar isn't a Hispanic state. Deal?
(by Tony Crafter)

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Family tomb opened in Florence in a bid to identify Mona Lisa

(The Daily Telegraph)
Photo: Wikimedia


Family tomb opened in Florence in a bid to identify Mona Lisa = Leonardo and fey omniscient Italian model (inept iffy bimbo)
(by Julian Lofts)

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Assange-led Wikileaks Party candidates could upset balance of power in Upper House

(The New Zealand Herald)
Julian Assange
Photo: acidpolly


Assange-led Wikileaks Party candidates could upset balance of power in Upper House = A political Ocker hacker applies for seat in pudgy Senate. Sweden/US paused - would ban
(by Julian Lofts)

Iran's 'Moderate' Holocaust Denier

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: Wikimedia


Auschwitz-Birkenau, Bergen-Belsen, Dachau, Mauthausen, Sobibor, Treblinka, Warsaw are all former extermination, concentration and/or labor camps, most freed by the Allies in the Second World War = Brazen beardy backward extreme National Socialist Holocaust deniers wear blinkers, blab, claim error/fun ("Arbeit macht frei"). No, wrong! US plea: "No! A most horrid 'n' heated scene! Must ban, outlaw!" WHEN?
(by Jason Lofts)

Why I changed my mind on weed (by Dr. Sanjay Gupta)

(CNN)
Dr. Sanjay Gupta, News Defibrillator
Caricature: DonkeyHotey


Doctor Sanjay Gupta changes his mind about weed = Guess marijuana can be good. Then why stop addict?
(by Rosie Perera)

Ariel Castro's home demolished, he faces life plus 1,000 years in jail

(USA Today)

Kidnapper Ariel Castro's home demolished, he is still facing life plus a thousand years in prison = He kept three girls for a decade in his place. So sad! Our painful loss, it has inspired many millions.
(by Josiah Winslow)

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

UN urged to probe abuses by Syria's Assad

(Fox News)
Assad poking - General Amnesty
Cartoon: FreedomHouse


UN is now urged to probe latest abuses by Syria's Bashir al-Assad = Seen how a rabid assassin (BA) probably uses ugly sadist torture?
(by jason Lofts)