Photo: Curtis Gregory Perry
Hong Kong couple is jailed for torturing maid who was 'forced to wear a diaper' = Awful wicked pair who harm Indonesian for erotic sport are judged, go to gaol
(by Jason Lofts)
Friday, September 20, 2013
Hong Kong couple jailed for torturing maid who was 'forced to wear diaper'
(Reuters)
Hong Kong couple is jailed for torturing maid who was 'forced to wear a diaper' = Awful wicked pair who harm Indonesian for erotic sport are judged, go to gaol
Hong Kong couple is jailed for torturing maid who was 'forced to wear a diaper' = Awful wicked pair who harm Indonesian for erotic sport are judged, go to gaol
Thursday, September 19, 2013
French moving to ban child beauty pageants: Should we?
(CNN)
French lawmakers to vote on child beauty pageant ban = What? Parents couldn't market fine baby cleavage?! Oh no!
Photo: Glitter Girls Pageants
French lawmakers to vote on child beauty pageant ban = What? Parents couldn't market fine baby cleavage?! Oh no!
(by Rosie Perera)
Assad: Syria needs one year to destroy chemical weapons
(BBC)
Assad: Syria needs one year to destroy chemical weapons = Don't dare to delay! Cease one worry - yes, impeach assassin!
Illustration: Roberto Rizzato
Assad: Syria needs one year to destroy chemical weapons = Don't dare to delay! Cease one worry - yes, impeach assassin!
(by Jason Lofts)
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Navy Yard gunman told police he was hearing voices
(The New Zealand Herald)
Navy Yard gunman told police he was hearing voices = Vividly - Leonard Cohen, Amy Winehouse, scat, gang rap....
Photo: zennie62
Navy Yard gunman told police he was hearing voices = Vividly - Leonard Cohen, Amy Winehouse, scat, gang rap....
(by Julian Lofts)
Starbucks to customers: Please don't bring your guns!
(CNN)
Starbucks to customers: Please don't bring your guns! = Don't succumb to NRA pressure. Gutless "bang!" too risky.
Illustration: Fuzzy Gerdes
Starbucks to customers: Please don't bring your guns! = Don't succumb to NRA pressure. Gutless "bang!" too risky.
(by Rosie Perera)
Jurassic Park no closer to reality
(The New Zealand Herald)
Jurassic Park no closer to reality = Raptor clones a joke? Truly a crisis!
Photo: jeck_crow
Jurassic Park no closer to reality = Raptor clones a joke? Truly a crisis!
(by Julian Lofts)
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Zanzibar arrests 15 acid attack suspects
(BBC)
Zanzibar police arrest several acid attack suspects = Palaver: Cops seized brazen caustic attackers. Trials?
Map: Wikimedia
Zanzibar police arrest several acid attack suspects = Palaver: Cops seized brazen caustic attackers. Trials?
(by Jason Lofts)
Miss America crowns first Indian American winner, Nina Davuluri
(Los Angeles Times)
The Miss America Nina Davuluri = USA: I value Indians' charm & merit
Photo: AgeOwns.com
The Miss America Nina Davuluri = USA: I value Indians' charm & merit
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Frog photobombs NASA launch
(Yahoo! News)
Frog photobombs NASA launch = Flash, bang... upshot carbon, MOO!
Photo: NASA Goddard
Frog photobombs NASA launch = Flash, bang... upshot carbon, MOO!
(by Robert Jordan)
Monday, September 16, 2013
Virgins' Blood Request By Peking University Cancer Hospital Has Some Seeing Red
(Huffington Post)
Virgins' Blood Request By Peking University Cancer Hospital Has Some Seeing Red = Vampires seek virus antibody result, incensing poor shy "celibates". Go grin, eh! QED.
Photo: Moyan Brenn
Virgins' Blood Request By Peking University Cancer Hospital Has Some Seeing Red = Vampires seek virus antibody result, incensing poor shy "celibates". Go grin, eh! QED.
(by Julian Lofts)
Miss America Nina Davuluri brushes off racist criticism
(The Guardian)
So, Miss America Nina Davuluri brushed off racist criticism! = Beautiful Indian "Dr" is victorious. Racism schism mars farce!
So, Miss America Nina Davuluri brushed off racist criticism! = Beautiful Indian "Dr" is victorious. Racism schism mars farce!
(by Jason Lofts)
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Ronaldo renews contract with Real Madrid
(Yahoo! Sports)
Ronaldo to renew his contract with Spain's Real Madrid = Soccer's horrid Lothario airs plan: didn't want new team
Illustration: tsevis
Ronaldo to renew his contract with Spain's Real Madrid = Soccer's horrid Lothario airs plan: didn't want new team
(by Jason Lofts)
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Baby Elephant Cries For 5 Hours After Mom Attacks, Rejects Him
(Huffington Post)
Baby Elephant Cries For Five Hours After Mom Attacks, Rejects Him = A joyless birth - Mum's a bitch. Forever a most effete pink character
Baby Elephant Cries For Five Hours After Mom Attacks, Rejects Him = A joyless birth - Mum's a bitch. Forever a most effete pink character
(by Julian Lofts)
Meet the world's poshest pets
(The Daily Express)
Meet the poshest pets of the world = Howls of protest: heed the tempest
Illustration: johanesj
Meet the poshest pets of the world = Howls of protest: heed the tempest
(by Robert Jordan)
Atlantic balloonist falls short
(MSN News)
Atlantic balloonist falls shortish = Fanatic hasn’t lost it or his balls, lol
Photo: clusterballoon.com
Atlantic balloonist falls shortish = Fanatic hasn’t lost it or his balls, lol
(by Robert Jordan)
Syria weapons agreement a 'significant step' - Hague
(BBC)
Syrian arms deal a 'significant step' declares Foreign Minister Hague = Russia agreed, partly limiting sentence: If more carnage, finish Assad!
Photo: United Nations
Syrian arms deal a 'significant step' declares Foreign Minister Hague = Russia agreed, partly limiting sentence: If more carnage, finish Assad!
(by Jason Lofts)
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Falling pants foil robbery at Queen of the Universe Shrine
(News13)
Falling pants foil robbery at Queen of the Universe Shrine = Buffoon's plan in "brief" reversal there. Quit stealing, honey!
Photo: Pierre LaScott
Falling pants foil robbery at Queen of the Universe Shrine = Buffoon's plan in "brief" reversal there. Quit stealing, honey!
(by Rosie Perera)
Subscribe to:
Posts
(
Atom
)
Posts
