Miley Cyrus' Pasties Are Her Lil' Kim Moment

(Huffington Post)

Miley Cyrus' Pasties Are Her Lil' Kim Moment = Her skimpy attire...you men smile, I'll scream!

(by Jason Lofts)

Miley Cyrus' Pasties Are Her Lil' Kim Moment = Ah! Our mental Miley's skimpier style crime

(by Julian Lofts)

Danger as gangs flog fake vodka

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Christian Senger

Danger as gangs flog fake vodka = Kegs and kegs of flavor and - gaga

(by Robert Jordan)

Billionaire George Soros, 82, set to marry 40-year-old girlfriend

(Daily Mail)

George Soros and the girlfriend Tamiko Bolton = The target: O, bride looking for senior man's gold!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Billionaire weds woman forty years younger than him = Randy Soros' wife wore him out by ranting "Yeah! All mine!"
Billionaire weds woman forty years younger than him = Soros' randy wife wore him out by ranting "Inhale! Lay me!"

(by Julian Lofts)

'Sexual Jihad' In Syria Cause Rise In Pregnancy Among Tunisian Women, Lawmaker Says

(Huffington Post)

Photo: FreedomHouse

'Sexual Jihad' In Syria Cause Rise In Pregnancy Among Tunisian Women, Lawmaker Says = An unreal anagram: Assyrians "came down like a..." - inseminating juicy sexy houris. Spew!

(by Julian Lofts)

'Drunk' pilot to appear in court

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Julie

'Drunk' pilot to appear in court = Drink ... clear prop ... put it on auto ...?

(by Robert Jordan)

Nike puts foot in it with 'Black and Tan' trainers

(The Guardian)

Photo: Dustin Diaz

Nike puts foot in it with 'Black and Tan' trainers = An apt titbit - Irish cannot fit Dunk Low sneaker

(by Julian Lofts)

Syria details part of chemical arsenal, more to come

(Reuters)

Photo: Steve Rhodes

Exclusive: Syria gives details of part of its chemical arsenal, must reveal more = Live topic: Reclusive foe has sarin, mustard gas, VX, i.e. mortal meal! Ecstasy? Relief!

(by Jason Lofts)

Putin Says He May Again Run for President

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: Limbic

Putin Says He May Again Run for President = Saying: A fair retirement? Sounds unhappy!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

France set to outlaw child pageants

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Glitter Girls Pageants

France set to outlaw child pageants = Stop a lunatic craft onstage. Lewd, eh?

(by Julian Lofts)

Hong Kong couple jailed for torturing maid who was 'forced to wear diaper'

(Reuters)

Photo: Curtis Gregory Perry

Hong Kong couple is jailed for torturing maid who was 'forced to wear a diaper' = Awful wicked pair who harm Indonesian for erotic sport are judged, go to gaol

(by Jason Lofts)

French moving to ban child beauty pageants: Should we?

(CNN)

Photo: Glitter Girls Pageants

French lawmakers to vote on child beauty pageant ban = What? Parents couldn't market fine baby cleavage?! Oh no!

(by Rosie Perera)

Assad: Syria needs one year to destroy chemical weapons

(BBC)

Illustration: Roberto Rizzato

Assad: Syria needs one year to destroy chemical weapons = Don't dare to delay! Cease one worry - yes, impeach assassin!

(by Jason Lofts)

Navy Yard gunman told police he was hearing voices

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: zennie62

Navy Yard gunman told police he was hearing voices = Vividly - Leonard Cohen, Amy Winehouse, scat, gang rap....

(by Julian Lofts)

Starbucks to customers: Please don't bring your guns!

(CNN)

Illustration: Fuzzy Gerdes

Starbucks to customers: Please don't bring your guns! = Don't succumb to NRA pressure. Gutless "bang!" too risky.

(by Rosie Perera)

Obama suggests tougher checks might have prevented DC shooting

(CNN)

Photo: zennie62

Shocked cracker bought gun? = Tougher background checks!

(by Rosie Perera)

Jurassic Park no closer to reality

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: jeck_crow

Jurassic Park no closer to reality = Raptor clones a joke? Truly a crisis!

(by Julian Lofts)

Zanzibar arrests 15 acid attack suspects

(BBC)

Map: Wikimedia

Zanzibar police arrest several acid attack suspects = Palaver: Cops seized brazen caustic attackers. Trials?

(by Jason Lofts)

Miss America crowns first Indian American winner, Nina Davuluri

(Los Angeles Times)

Photo: AgeOwns.com

The Miss America Nina Davuluri = USA: I value Indians' charm & merit

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Frog photobombs NASA launch

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: NASA Goddard

Frog photobombs NASA launch = Flash, bang... upshot carbon, MOO!

(by Robert Jordan)

Virgins' Blood Request By Peking University Cancer Hospital Has Some Seeing Red

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Moyan Brenn

Virgins' Blood Request By Peking University Cancer Hospital Has Some Seeing Red = Vampires seek virus antibody result, incensing poor shy "celibates". Go grin, eh! QED.

(by Julian Lofts)