Jury rejects Jackson wrongful death lawsuit

(Yahoo! News)

Art: Charis Tsevis

Jury rejects Jackson wrongful death lawsuit = Clan Jacko felt it was unjust or "why judge errs..."

(by Julian Lofts)

The Simpsons: major character is to be killed off and here are the suspects

(MSN)

Art: Christopher Woo

One major Simpsons' character is to be killed off and here are the suspects = Moe's apt; Carl's off? Lisa, (neat!); Jasper's crock; Ned, is it? Burns, (tee-hee!); Homer D'OH!

(by Robert Jordan)

Iran parliament endorses Rouhani's diplomatic gambit

(Reuters)

Photo: Asia Society

Iran's parliament endorses Rouhani's diplomatic gambit = Astounding presidential aplomb! Mirth soars in America

(by Jason Lofts)

Astronaut Makes Toy Dinosaur In Space

(Huffington Post)

Photo: NASA

Astronaut Makes Toy Dinosaur In Space = A synoptic namesake - I, Astrodontaurus

(by Robert Jordan)

What are the chances? Bobby stunned after finding Lego lookalike with same collar number

(The Daily Express)


What are the chances? Bobby stunned after finding Lego lookalike with same collar number = UK thrown offbeat answer: the cosmetically enhanced Ukrainian Barbie doll boggles them

(by Robert Jordan)

Princess Diana 'murder': Witness returns

(The Daily Express)

Photo: olebrat

Princess Diana 'murder:' witness returns = Runner twists as Merc in underpass ride

(by Robert Jordan)

Amanda Knox back on trial for Kercher murder in Italy

(Reuters)

Photo: Beacon Radio

Amanda Knox back on trial for Kercher murder in Italy = Errant 'Foxy' - homicidal maniac or banal drunk trekker?

(by Julian Lofts)

Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex On Railroad Tracks In Ukraine

(Huffington Post)

Photo: amanky

Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex On Railroad Tracks In Ukraine = Drunk pair craving sexual intercourse... Ivan (hears train): "LOOK... NO!!!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Everyone's Talking About Lorde -- Here's What You Need To Know

(Popsugar)

Illustration: Jem Yoshioka

Ella Yelich-O'Connor, better known as Lorde, a pop singer from New Zealand = Bellows nascent electropop diarrhea in forlorn key. Amazon legend now.

(by Julian Lofts)

Drama Behind City Opera

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: Andre Stoeriko

Drama Behind City Opera = NYCO aria: "Hm, debt repaid?"

(by Jason Lofts)

Yahya Jammeh, Gambian President, Attacks LGBT Community In Shocking UN Address

(Huffington Post)

Photo: United Nations

Yahya Jammeh, Gambian President = I'm bananas? Jee! - H'm gay pride, my hat!

(by Robert Jordan)

Asterix the hero goes back into battle

(The Independent)


Asterix the hero goes back into battle = That cheekiest strong Obelix ate boar

(by Julian Lofts)

Inflatable G*y Best Friend: Why Does Tesco Think 'Gay' Is A Dirty Word?

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Best Movies Ever News

Inflatable G*y Best Friend: Why Does Tesco Think 'Gay' Is A Dirty Word? = Wordy H*ffington boys deciding asterisk's a little A - they'd be wary

(by Robert Jordan)

Volkswagen say 'Bye, bye' to camper vans

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Andy Wilson

Volkswagen said bye-bye to camper vans = Kombi vans days gone; VW Beetle cars pay

(by Robert Jordan)

It's not New Zealand's cup, but they're still our boats

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Steve Rhodes

Core Builders Composites of Warkworth, near Auckland, New Zealand = Know NZers worked for Oracle and win the America's Cup? A bad sellout?

(by Julian Lofts)

Google introduces new 'Hummingbird' search algorithm

(Reuters)

Google introduces new 'Hummingbird' search algorithm = Want THE resourcing humdinger? Hmm, go ogle 'Colibri' ads!

(by Jason Lofts)

Saudi women's new campaign to end driving ban

(CNN)

Photo: Robert Reed Daly

Saudi Arabian women to launch new campaign to end the driving ban = A wench bent on navigating Audi in wadi? Arab on camel hump snorted!

(by Jason Lofts)

Tomato fight staged in London

(MSN News)

Photo: Bob Jagendorf

I say, tomato fight staged in London = Fog! La Tomatina? Dodgy those in tins

(by Robert Jordan)

Capping an epic comeback, Oracle wins the America's Cup

(Reuters)

Photo: Steve Rhodes

Team Oracle win the America's Cup = Um... was prime acceleration cheat?

(by Julian Lofts)

Disney bans wheelchair imposters

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: beltz6

Disney bans wheelchair imposters = Sees men who try risible handicaps

(by Julian Lofts)