Apple Products Thriving Two Years After Steve Jobs' Death

(KUGN590)

Photo: aforgrave

Apple Products Thriving Two Years After Steve Jobs' Death = The past top forward iPad genius rests. That clever, by Jove!

(by Maurice Goddard)

'Men better drivers' ruling sends Spain's women loco

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: christopherallisonphotography.com

'Men better drivers' ruling sends Spain's women loco = Masculine rib deserving meltdown response. Snort!

(by Julian Lofts)

Mystery of painting in post

(MSN News)

Mystery of painting in post = Pity! Monet's profit, any sign?

(by Robert Jordan)

Madagascar mob lynches three on tourist island

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: wallygrom

Madagascar mob lynches three on tourist island = It is organ dealer myth, manhunt, carcasses, blood

(by Julian Lofts)

No nose-picking in public: China chides its 'unruly' tourists

(The Hindustan Times)

Photo: kaymoshusband

No nose-picking in public: China chides its 'unruly' tourists = I bask in lurid eccentricity, shun uncouth pissing in pools.

(by Julian Lofts)

Submarine Invades Milan

(Huffington Post)

Photo: r.penrose

Submarine Invades Milan = MI vessel in urban main ad?

(by Robert Jordan)

Woman warned over beach pebble haul

(MSN News)

Photo: floato

Woman warned over beach pebble haul = Law humored wannabe cobble paver, eh?

(by Robert Jordan)

Medical mistakes kill hundreds in Queensland

(Brisbane Times)

Photo: Courtarro

Medical mistakes kill hundreds in Queensland = Dunderhead quacks let in... ills link man's demise.

(by Mark McNamara)

Health of oceans 'declining fast'

(BBC)

Photo: Hani Amir

Health of oceans 'declining fast' = Fish challenged in sea. Fact - o, not?

(by Jason Lofts)

Government Furloughs Begin Due to Congressional Impasse

(Bloomberg)

Photo: NASA

Government Furloughs Begin Due to Congressional Impasse = Enough undoing! Pres. Obama must feel Congress is revolting!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Simpsons producers to kill off one of their main characters this season

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Wikimedia

The Simpsons producers to kill off one of their main characters this season, ah! = Selma, (smokes); Otto, (hits); Apu's coffin; oh, Edna fits! RIP. Correct Sherri? Nelson HA HA!

(by Robert Jordan)

Jury rejects Jackson wrongful death lawsuit

(Yahoo! News)

Art: Charis Tsevis

Jury rejects Jackson wrongful death lawsuit = Clan Jacko felt it was unjust or "why judge errs..."

(by Julian Lofts)

The Simpsons: major character is to be killed off and here are the suspects

(MSN)

Art: Christopher Woo

One major Simpsons' character is to be killed off and here are the suspects = Moe's apt; Carl's off? Lisa, (neat!); Jasper's crock; Ned, is it? Burns, (tee-hee!); Homer D'OH!

(by Robert Jordan)

Iran parliament endorses Rouhani's diplomatic gambit

(Reuters)

Photo: Asia Society

Iran's parliament endorses Rouhani's diplomatic gambit = Astounding presidential aplomb! Mirth soars in America

(by Jason Lofts)

Astronaut Makes Toy Dinosaur In Space

(Huffington Post)

Photo: NASA

Astronaut Makes Toy Dinosaur In Space = A synoptic namesake - I, Astrodontaurus

(by Robert Jordan)

What are the chances? Bobby stunned after finding Lego lookalike with same collar number

(The Daily Express)


What are the chances? Bobby stunned after finding Lego lookalike with same collar number = UK thrown offbeat answer: the cosmetically enhanced Ukrainian Barbie doll boggles them

(by Robert Jordan)

Princess Diana 'murder': Witness returns

(The Daily Express)

Photo: olebrat

Princess Diana 'murder:' witness returns = Runner twists as Merc in underpass ride

(by Robert Jordan)

Amanda Knox back on trial for Kercher murder in Italy

(Reuters)

Photo: Beacon Radio

Amanda Knox back on trial for Kercher murder in Italy = Errant 'Foxy' - homicidal maniac or banal drunk trekker?

(by Julian Lofts)

Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex On Railroad Tracks In Ukraine

(Huffington Post)

Photo: amanky

Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex On Railroad Tracks In Ukraine = Drunk pair craving sexual intercourse... Ivan (hears train): "LOOK... NO!!!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Everyone's Talking About Lorde -- Here's What You Need To Know

(Popsugar)

Illustration: Jem Yoshioka

Ella Yelich-O'Connor, better known as Lorde, a pop singer from New Zealand = Bellows nascent electropop diarrhea in forlorn key. Amazon legend now.

(by Julian Lofts)