The Anagram Times

Sunday, October 6, 2013

The Icelandic Food Scene Goes Beyond Rotten Shark

(Zester Daily)

Photo: Pixelicus

The Icelandic food scene goes beyond its rotten shark = Season the dodgy Bottlenose carrion, it's chickenfeed

(by Robert Jordan)

Putin lights Olympic flame for Sochi on Red Square

(Yahoo! Sports)

Photo: dionysisk

Putin lights Olympic flame for Sochi on Red Square = Pres. (leading quasi-chief, no?) lit torch from Olympus

(by Aronas Pinchas)

President Obama open to Washington Redskins name change

(NFL)

Photo: Keith Allison

President Obama is open to name change for Washington Redskins team = 'Nomen est omen'. Moniker of WASP racists? Hopi aghast, angered, banned it.

(by Jason Lofts)

Mugged by a Mug Shot Online

(The New York Times)

Photo: Raquel Baranow

Mugged by a Mug Shot Online = I'm naughty - snub me. Googled!

(by Robert Jordan)

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Dozens convicted in Marbella corruption scandal

(BBC)

Art: Luis Ruiz

Dozens are convicted in corruption scandal in Marbella = Brazen criminals collude and connive. Carted to a prison!

(by Jason Lofts)

Spanish resort of Marbella = O, help, smart arses rob 'n' fail!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Apple Products Thriving Two Years After Steve Jobs' Death

(KUGN590)

Photo: aforgrave

Apple Products Thriving Two Years After Steve Jobs' Death = The past top forward iPad genius rests. That clever, by Jove!

(by Maurice Goddard)

'Men better drivers' ruling sends Spain's women loco

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: christopherallisonphotography.com

'Men better drivers' ruling sends Spain's women loco = Masculine rib deserving meltdown response. Snort!

(by Julian Lofts)

Friday, October 4, 2013

Mystery of painting in post

(MSN News)

Mystery of painting in post = Pity! Monet's profit, any sign?

(by Robert Jordan)

Madagascar mob lynches three on tourist island

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: wallygrom

Madagascar mob lynches three on tourist island = It is organ dealer myth, manhunt, carcasses, blood

(by Julian Lofts)

No nose-picking in public: China chides its 'unruly' tourists

(The Hindustan Times)

Photo: kaymoshusband

No nose-picking in public: China chides its 'unruly' tourists = I bask in lurid eccentricity, shun uncouth pissing in pools.

(by Julian Lofts)

Submarine Invades Milan

(Huffington Post)

Photo: r.penrose

Submarine Invades Milan = MI vessel in urban main ad?

(by Robert Jordan)

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Woman warned over beach pebble haul

(MSN News)

Photo: floato

Woman warned over beach pebble haul = Law humored wannabe cobble paver, eh?

(by Robert Jordan)

Medical mistakes kill hundreds in Queensland

(Brisbane Times)

Photo: Courtarro

Medical mistakes kill hundreds in Queensland = Dunderhead quacks let in... ills link man's demise.

(by Mark McNamara)

Health of oceans 'declining fast'

(BBC)

Photo: Hani Amir

Health of oceans 'declining fast' = Fish challenged in sea. Fact - o, not?

(by Jason Lofts)

Government Furloughs Begin Due to Congressional Impasse

(Bloomberg)

Photo: NASA

Government Furloughs Begin Due to Congressional Impasse = Enough undoing! Pres. Obama must feel Congress is revolting!

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Simpsons producers to kill off one of their main characters this season

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Wikimedia

The Simpsons producers to kill off one of their main characters this season, ah! = Selma, (smokes); Otto, (hits); Apu's coffin; oh, Edna fits! RIP. Correct Sherri? Nelson HA HA!

(by Robert Jordan)

Jury rejects Jackson wrongful death lawsuit

(Yahoo! News)

Art: Charis Tsevis

Jury rejects Jackson wrongful death lawsuit = Clan Jacko felt it was unjust or "why judge errs..."

(by Julian Lofts)

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

The Simpsons: major character is to be killed off and here are the suspects

(MSN)

Art: Christopher Woo

One major Simpsons' character is to be killed off and here are the suspects = Moe's apt; Carl's off? Lisa, (neat!); Jasper's crock; Ned, is it? Burns, (tee-hee!); Homer D'OH!

(by Robert Jordan)