Jesus misspelled on Vatican medallions

(UPI)

Photo: ABC News

Jesus misspelled on Vatican medallions = Damn, minted 'Lesus' - colossal, evil jape, sin!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Life with Berlusconi: sleepless nights and expensive beans

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: ghostofgoldwater

Life with Berlusconi: sleepless nights and expensive beans = Senile Il Cavaliere's finest budget expenses blown. Shh - snip!

(by Julian Lofts)

N. Korea warns of 'all-out war'

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: NOS Nieuws

N. Korea warns of 'all-out war' = Loon Korea's awful warrant

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Asteroid offers clues to possibility of life beyond our solar system

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: FlyingSinger

Asteroid offers clues to possibility of life beyond our solar system = Firstly, idiots fooled by stories of aliens from outer space. Bless you!

(by Julian Lofts)

Assange's letter to actor playing him

(The New Zealand Herald)


Assange's letter to actor playing him = A strange mien - a polyglot's theatrics

(by Julian Lofts)

US Republicans make temporary debt-ceiling offer

(BBC)

Photo: sobyrne99

US Republicans make temporary debt-ceiling offer = Obama's clean fed up: "Fierce GOP nuts irk me terribly!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Franchitti released from hospital; en route back to Indy

(NBC Sports)

Photo: Vitodens

Dario Franchitti = Fit in car, hit road

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Miss Universe puts foot in it at Taj Mahal

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: kortomomolu

Miss Universe puts foot in it at Taj Mahal = Just a shameful vain promo. It taints site.

(by Julian Lofts)

Miss Universe puts foot in it at Taj Mahal = Tut-tuts! It's a shrine of love! I'm in pajamas

(by Robert Jordan)

Air travel etiquette: for a start, wear deodorant

(Brisbane Times)

Photo: nnnnox

Air travel etiquette: for a start, wear deodorant = Retaliate over odour... a Qantas twitterer farted!

(by Mark McNamara)

Chelsea Manning: I'm no 'pacifist'

(Salon)

Photo: CREDITS

Chelsea Manning remarked: "I am not a pacifist" = An AC-DC female: "I'm 'transparent-ish', OK!" Imagine!

(by Jason Lofts)

New Japan tourism campaign launches

(Travelbite)

Photo: m-louis

New Japanese tourism campaign is launched = [Ed.: Glance at Japan map: sushi, rice wine 'n' sumo!]

(by Jason Lofts)

Janet Yellen nominated by Obama as head of US Federal Reserve

(The Guardian)

Photo: Wikimedia

Janet Yellen nominated by Obama as head of US Federal Reserve = Fed veteran for leader? Able, unabashed J is a steal! 'Money, money...'

(by Jason Lofts)

Mark 'Chopper' Read Obituary

(The Guardian)

Photo: Ken Ku-Chih

Mark 'Chopper' Read Obituary = Oh, rape, murder, riot, payback

(by Julian Lofts)

Malala symbol of hope a year on

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: GlobalPartnership for Education

Malala symbol of hope a year on = A parable of some holy anomaly

(by Julian Lofts)

Dozens play chess to defy crackdown

(MSN News)

Photo: jshyun

Dozens play chess to defy crackdown = Cops' safety zone's drawn - oddly: check?

(by Robert Jordan)

Who is the Yale 'Poopetrator'? Somebody is Defecating on Students' Clothing in Laundry Room at Yale University

(The International Business Times)

Photo: Wikimedia

Who Is The Yale 'Poopetrator'? Somebody is Defecating on Students' Clothing in Laundry Room at Yale University = Yes, what a shitty thing to do on purpose in college dormitory. Faeculent vandalism, urination. Yes, so deter boy!

(by Julian Lofts)

Malala Yousafzai brings fear and loathing to her home town

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Wikimedia

Malala Yousafzai brings fear and loathing to her home town = O, what animal shot her? Amazed young girl's no fear of Taliban!

(by Jason Lofts)

Assad's diplomatic luck could run out as Syria killing continues

(Financial Times)

Photo: Wikimedia

Assad's diplomatic luck could run out as Syria killing continues = Guy's ill, and skunk's a stupid satanic callous idiotic cruel moron!

(by Maurice Goddard)

England must qualify for the World Cup finals in Brazil or face the threat of sinking into depression

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Cless

England must qualify for the World Cup finals in Brazil or face the threat of sinking into depression = "First naturalize Messi, Ronaldo, Buffon, Kahn. Quit letting in goals. Defend worthily. Score" - Chipper fan

(by Julian Lofts)

The oceans are heating, acidifying and choking

(New Scientist)

Illustration: AnnetteCS

The oceans are heating, acidifying and choking = A frightening icy end in a giant eco-shock ahead?

(by Maurice Goddard)