Brunei a throwback to an age of absolute monarchy

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Downing Street

State of Brunei a throwback to an age of absolute monarchy = Boycott/ban Sharia. Beg for humane court as a tenet of law, OK!

(by Julian Lofts)

Fleetwood Mac cancels Australian tour

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Photo: NRK P3

Fleetwood Mac cancels its Australian tour = Rumours? Little Lies? No contact, was a facade!

(by Mark McNamara)

Saudi women plan protest against driving ban

(National Geographic)

Photo: Denis Bocquet

Saudi women plan protest against driving ban = Begin in Aston Martin, VW Panda, Audi GLE sports?

(by Julian Lofts)

Is body-building bad for soldiers' health?

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: familymwr

Is body-building bad for soldiers' health? = I do ably sob: Self-indulged habit's horrid!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Britain braced for hurricane-force 'St. Jude' storm

(Reuters)

Photo: CREDITS

Britain braced for hurricane-force 'St. Jude' storm = Be absurd journos, dramatic effect rich in terror!

(by Chris Sturdy)

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr announce split

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: SynergyByDesign

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr announce split = Uninspired actor and/or a blank model - normal, no?

(by Julian Lofts)

Top German spy chiefs to go to Washington for talks

(BBC)

Photo: Adam Lederer

Top German spy chiefs to go to Washington for talks = Stasi go to lengths, get proof, confirm how Yanks tap

(by Julian Lofts)

Merkel: US spying has shattered allies' trust

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Downing Street

Merkel: US spying has shattered allies' trust = Angela strips her myth, sees USA killed trust!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

The Japanese men who prefer virtual girls to sex

(BBC)

Photo: Greg Myers

The Japanese men who prefer virtual girls to sex = Animation over raw flesh perplexes - just get her!

(by Julian Lofts)

Oneal Morris Gets 1 Year In Jail For Botched Butt Injections

(Huffington Post)


Oneal Morris Gets One Year In Jail For Botched Butt Injections = Cretin's bionic augmentation of derriere - jolly jab to hotness?

(by Julian Lofts)

Bugging row threatens to re-open divisions on EU data protection

( The Irish Times)

Photo: Horia Varlan

Bugging row threatens to re-open divisions on EU data protection = Power and egos together contributing to eavesdrop insinuation!

(by Mark McNamara)

Apple a day makes learning like play for young pupils

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Yutaka Tsutano

Apple a day makes learning like play for young pupils = All young keenly like popular iPad apps, in gay frames!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Italian police bust ring of corrupt morticians

(Reuters)

Photo: Gerard Queen

Italian police bust ring of corrupt morticians = Carabinieri put stop to criminal sin. Court: "Flog?"

Italian police busted ring of corrupt morticians = Cops ban illicit corpse fraud intrigue in Roma. OTT!

(by Jason Lofts)

Les agriculteurs mobilisés contre l'écotaxe

(Le Parisien)

Photo: Aidan Brooks

Les agriculteurs mobilisés contre l'écotaxe = Tax résumé: bill risen, I lose cos-lettuce^* cargo
* romaine lettuce

(by Mark McNamara)

New galaxy 'most distant' yet discovered

(BBC)

Photo: NASA

New galaxy 'most distant' yet discovered = Vast mystery alone did excite! God wasn't.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Argentine scientists tap cow burps for natural gas

(Reuters)

Photo: Compassion in World Farming

Argentine scientists tap cow burps for natural gas = Great business capturing cow farts is a rotten plan!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Syria's Assad 'more confident than ever': analysts

(Yahoo! News)

Cartoon: FreedomHouse

Syria's Assad 'more confident than ever': analysts = He's sad nation's very nasty leader or fascist man

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Russia Putting a Strong Arm on Neighbors

(The New York Times)

Illustration: The Pix-Jockey

Russia Putting a Strong Arm on Neighbors = Putin's an arrogant bossier grim thug, son!

(by Maurice Goddard)

In search of the ultimate roller coaster thrill

(BBC)

Photo: Beyond Neon

In search of the ultimate roller coaster thrill = Rash, I'll accelerate 'n' lift ... horror ... "SHIT, LET ME OUT!!!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Dick Cheney had heart device partially disabled to thwart terrorists

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Dick Cheney had heart device partially disabled to thwart terrorists = Sadly a heart switch prevented odd illicit death by a terrorist hacker

(by Julian Lofts)