Ghosts and Spirits - The untold facts!

(Zee News)

Photo: kevin dooley

Ghosts and Spirits - The untold facts! = Its chart spots odd-felt haunt signs!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sochi 2014: Putin declares gay athletes welcome

(BBC)

Photo: WinstonWong

Sochi MMXIV: Putin has declared gay athletes now welcome = Hi, Games with depraved homosexual clowns at it? Clemency!

(by Jason Lofts)

Afghan rapper voices women's rights in Kabul

(BBC)

Photo: raremusicvideo1

Afghanistan rapper voices women's rights in Kabul = Feminist singer vocal - perhaps not washing a burka?

(by Jason Lofts)

Pa. school district appeals breast cancer bracelet ban reversal to high court

(Fox News)

Photo: Wishard of Oz

Pa. school district appealing the reversal of a breast cancer bracelet ban to high court = Recent enthralling 'I (heart) boobies' strap case appeal brought to SC. Voted arch-farcical!

(by Jason Lofts)

Baby girl reared in car boot

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Clover_1

Baby girl reared in car boot = Barbaric abode - girl on tyre!

(by Julian Lofts)

Fame is a huge privilege: David Beckham

(Zee News)

Photo: kenjipunzalan

Fame is a huge privilege: David Beckham = "Live, I'm such a freak big-headed game VIP!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Dick Cheney Calls Snowden a Traitor, Defends NSA

(Time)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Dick Cheney Calls Snowden a Traitor, Defends US NSA = Cynical hawk diss on defenseless Ed: "Darn turncoat!"

(by Jason Lofts)

'Jesus and Mary' appear on Google Earth

(The Daily Mirror)


'Jesus and Mary' appear on Google Earth = Ordeal. Anu Garg appears, then some joy.

(by Julian Lofts)

Brunei a throwback to an age of absolute monarchy

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Downing Street

State of Brunei a throwback to an age of absolute monarchy = Boycott/ban Sharia. Beg for humane court as a tenet of law, OK!

(by Julian Lofts)

Fleetwood Mac cancels Australian tour

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Photo: NRK P3

Fleetwood Mac cancels its Australian tour = Rumours? Little Lies? No contact, was a facade!

(by Mark McNamara)

Saudi women plan protest against driving ban

(National Geographic)

Photo: Denis Bocquet

Saudi women plan protest against driving ban = Begin in Aston Martin, VW Panda, Audi GLE sports?

(by Julian Lofts)

Is body-building bad for soldiers' health?

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: familymwr

Is body-building bad for soldiers' health? = I do ably sob: Self-indulged habit's horrid!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Britain braced for hurricane-force 'St. Jude' storm

(Reuters)

Photo: CREDITS

Britain braced for hurricane-force 'St. Jude' storm = Be absurd journos, dramatic effect rich in terror!

(by Chris Sturdy)

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr announce split

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: SynergyByDesign

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr announce split = Uninspired actor and/or a blank model - normal, no?

(by Julian Lofts)

Top German spy chiefs to go to Washington for talks

(BBC)

Photo: Adam Lederer

Top German spy chiefs to go to Washington for talks = Stasi go to lengths, get proof, confirm how Yanks tap

(by Julian Lofts)

Merkel: US spying has shattered allies' trust

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Downing Street

Merkel: US spying has shattered allies' trust = Angela strips her myth, sees USA killed trust!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

The Japanese men who prefer virtual girls to sex

(BBC)

Photo: Greg Myers

The Japanese men who prefer virtual girls to sex = Animation over raw flesh perplexes - just get her!

(by Julian Lofts)

Oneal Morris Gets 1 Year In Jail For Botched Butt Injections

(Huffington Post)


Oneal Morris Gets One Year In Jail For Botched Butt Injections = Cretin's bionic augmentation of derriere - jolly jab to hotness?

(by Julian Lofts)

Bugging row threatens to re-open divisions on EU data protection

( The Irish Times)

Photo: Horia Varlan

Bugging row threatens to re-open divisions on EU data protection = Power and egos together contributing to eavesdrop insinuation!

(by Mark McNamara)

Apple a day makes learning like play for young pupils

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Yutaka Tsutano

Apple a day makes learning like play for young pupils = All young keenly like popular iPad apps, in gay frames!

(by Maurice Goddard)