John Simpson: Yasser Arafat death 'was always suspicious'

(BBC)

Photo: World Economic Forum

John Simpson: Yasser Arafat death 'was always suspicious' = YA's autopsy facts - had rare polonium. Was assassin Jewish?

(by Julian Lofts)

Traders collude in oil corruption, says Swiss NGO

(Swissinfo)

Photo: rcbodden

Geneva-based traders collude in oil corruption, says a Swiss NGO = Nigeria's suspected cool ass oil barons' very untoward dealings

(by Jason Lofts)

Pussy Riot convict 'transferred to Siberia'

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Cea.

Pussy Riot convict 'transferred to Siberia' = Very bad trio incites court, prisoners fast

(by Julian Lofts)

Usain Bolt ate 1,000 McNuggets at the Beijing Olympics

(USA Today)

Photo: Alexandre Moreau

Usain Bolt ate one thousand McNuggets at the Beijing Olympics = Absolutely insane biopic ("TNT Motion"?): 'Just chugged hen at Games'

(by Jason Lofts)

Private data gatekeeper stands between you and the NSA

(New Scientist)

Illustration: KAZVorpal

Private data gatekeeper stands between you and the NSA = A devoted sentry app weakened threat against net abuse

(by Mark McNamara)

Swedish parenting has created nation of brats

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: juhansonin

Swedish parenting has created a nation of spoilt brats = Fathers (bad liars) want to grope sophisticated nannies

(by Julian Lofts)

Justin Bieber Offered Partnership In Brothel With Moonlight Bunny Ranch Owner Dennis Hof

(Huffington Post)

Photo: cukuskumir

Justin Bieber Offered Partnership In Brothel With Moonlight Bunny Ranch Owner Dennis Hof = Huh! Nothing's funny nor shabbier after JB spent time with friend/prone wench in Rio bordello

(by Julian Lofts)

Computer-generated 'Sweetie' catches online predators

(BBC)


Computer-generated 'Sweetie' catches online predators = Er, twee icon attracts degenerate pedophile consumers

(by Jason Lofts)

Is Roadkill Safer Than Chicken McNuggets?

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Sean MacEntee

Is Roadkill Safer Than Chicken McNuggets? = Skid marks signal I get free lunch, no catch.

(by Chris Sturdy)

Is Roadkill Safer Than Chicken McNuggets? = Finger lickin' elk. Stomach aches. Sad grunt.

(by Julian Lofts)

Giant duck explodes, a victim of earthquake

(South China Morning Post)

Photo: TheNoxid

Giant duck explodes, a victim of earthquake = Cite mega thud as exit... provoked final quack.

(by Mark McNamara)

eBay removes Holocaust memorabilia listings

(BBC)

Photo: fengschwing

eBay removes their Holocaust memorabilia listings = Because it is revoltingly amoral. Boorish item. Shame!

(by Julian Lofts)

Swedes implore Chinese: 'We are not Swiss'

(The Local)

Photo: Nina Matthews Photography

Swedes implore the Chinese: 'We are not Swiss' = Sweden emits its wish: 'CH? O, please, we're Norse!'

(by Jason Lofts)

NSA Chief Keith Alexander Hit With Few Tough Questions By Intelligence Committee

(Huffington Post)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

NSA Chief and Director, General Keith Alexander = Hear a ring, listen to a leader and check ex-friend

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Why do some people prefer bitter drinks?

(BBC)

Photo: Drunken Monkey

Why do some people prefer bitter drinks? = Nips + whisky drop + port + beer fed me to reel!

(by Maurice Goddard)

'Zonkey' baby Ippo draws crowds in Florence

(PawNation)

Photo: Chris Hertel

'Zonkey' baby Ippo draws crowds in Florence, Italy = Wow! Tiny crossbred icon. Papa zebra, donkey filly.

(by Julian Lofts)

Chris Brown enters rehab for anger issues

(The Independent)

Photo: Eva Rinaldi

Chris Brown enters rehab for anger issues = CB renews fan terror: "So, shiner? Bruise? Gash?"

(by Jason Lofts)

Banksy donates 'vandalised' oil painting back to charity shop for auction

(The Daily Telegraph)

Art: Banksy

Banksy donates 'vandalised' oil painting back to charity shop for auction = Artist in hoodie and backpack paints "Banality of Evil" - a tycoon hung dross

Banksy donates 'vandalised' oil painting back to charity shop for auction = Artist in hoodie and backpack paints "Banality of Evil" - thousands go 'Corny!'

(by Julian Lofts)

Germany to allow 'indeterminate' gender at birth

(BBC)

Photo: Herkie

Germany to allow 'indeterminate' gender at birth = The German trend - a boy, girl or a new title named "it"

(by Julian Lofts)

Germany to allow 'indeterminate' gender at birth = Neither boy nor girl (meant - went at a Great Middle)

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Hacking conspiracy 'pervasive' at tabloid, prosecutor tells jury

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Nekoglyph

Hacking conspiracy 'pervasive' at tabloid, prosecutor tells jury = Judiciary aptly censors Brooks re: vile, vulgar phone tap tactics

(by Julian Lofts)

Former Italian leader Silvio Berlusconi, 77, 'secretly marries his 28-year-old fiancee in private ceremony at his house'

(Daily Mail)

Photo: The PIX-JOCKEY

Former Italian leader Silvio Berlusconi 'secretly marries his fiancee in private ceremony at his house' = Hi, mistress Francesca Pascale - youthful bride in covert matrimony! i.e Ire? Her real love? Eerie liaison? Sin?

(by Aronas Pinchas)