Anti-rape underwear: it's not a joke

(Sydney Morning Herald)


Anti-rape underwear: it's not a joke = I adjust weak rear: no penetration

(by Mark McNamara)

David Truscott, Naked Cow Manure Fetishist, Transferred From Hospital To Prison

(Huffington Post)

Photo: CREDITS

David Truscott, Naked Cow Manure Fetishist, Transferred From Hospital To Prison = No hope for odd fat reckless introverted autistic man who strips in turds at farm

(by Julian Lofts)

Kevin Rudd: Farewell to Australia's polarising leader

(BBC)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Kevin Rudd: Farewell to Australia's polarising leader = I swear Australian Federal punks reviled Gillard too

(by Julian Lofts)

Miracle baby: Girl born at airport after pregnant typhoon victim swims for her life

(NBC News)

Photo: CAFOD

Miracle baby: Girl born at airport after pregnant typhoon victim swims for her life = NBC TV air neo-natal bairn Bea's first PR photo. Offer girl/mother pity, mercy. Grim! Wail!

(by Jason Lofts)

Toronto's Mayor McCrack has a problem and so does the city he leads

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: J (mtonic.com)

Toronto's Mayor McCrack has a problem and so does the city he leads = Moron boldly smokes cocaine, made death threats. Cops tarry. Chaos!

(by Julian Lofts)

Performance artist Pyotr Pavlensky nails testicles to Red Square cobblestone in Kremlin protest

(The Herald Sun)

Performance artist nails testicles to a Red Square cobblestone in a Kremlin protest = MOCKBA: Male protester perforates tender scrotal sac. Bestial intent? Neurosis? IQ nil?

(by Jason Lofts)

Millionaire founder of Pinkberry battered homeless beggar

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Schmidt-Family

Millionaire founder of Pinkberry battered homeless beggar = Berserk Mr "Yogurt Man" beat poor Daniel Bolding. If free, he lies.

(by Julian Lofts)

Tom Cruise Admits Katie Holmes Divorced Him to Protect Suri From Scientology

(Yahoo!)

Photo: iwantamonkey

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes = Lack the emotions. Made Suri.

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Twitter flies high in dazzling debut

(The New Zealand Herald)

Illustration: Pete Simon

Twitter flies high in dazzling debut = Truth - debit-defining gilt swizzle. Ha!

(by Julian Lofts)

Sleeping Stranger Subway Picture On Q Train Defines Empathy And Is A Lesson In Being Good

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Charidy

Sleeping Stranger Subway Picture On Q Train Defines Empathy And Is A Lesson In Being Good = On seeing urbaneness/grand generosity of spirit/nice man be quiet and still, God was happy.

(by Chris Sturdy)

John Simpson: Yasser Arafat death 'was always suspicious'

(BBC)

Photo: World Economic Forum

John Simpson: Yasser Arafat death 'was always suspicious' = YA's autopsy facts - had rare polonium. Was assassin Jewish?

(by Julian Lofts)

Traders collude in oil corruption, says Swiss NGO

(Swissinfo)

Photo: rcbodden

Geneva-based traders collude in oil corruption, says a Swiss NGO = Nigeria's suspected cool ass oil barons' very untoward dealings

(by Jason Lofts)

Pussy Riot convict 'transferred to Siberia'

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Cea.

Pussy Riot convict 'transferred to Siberia' = Very bad trio incites court, prisoners fast

(by Julian Lofts)

Usain Bolt ate 1,000 McNuggets at the Beijing Olympics

(USA Today)

Photo: Alexandre Moreau

Usain Bolt ate one thousand McNuggets at the Beijing Olympics = Absolutely insane biopic ("TNT Motion"?): 'Just chugged hen at Games'

(by Jason Lofts)

Private data gatekeeper stands between you and the NSA

(New Scientist)

Illustration: KAZVorpal

Private data gatekeeper stands between you and the NSA = A devoted sentry app weakened threat against net abuse

(by Mark McNamara)

Swedish parenting has created nation of brats

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: juhansonin

Swedish parenting has created a nation of spoilt brats = Fathers (bad liars) want to grope sophisticated nannies

(by Julian Lofts)

Justin Bieber Offered Partnership In Brothel With Moonlight Bunny Ranch Owner Dennis Hof

(Huffington Post)

Photo: cukuskumir

Justin Bieber Offered Partnership In Brothel With Moonlight Bunny Ranch Owner Dennis Hof = Huh! Nothing's funny nor shabbier after JB spent time with friend/prone wench in Rio bordello

(by Julian Lofts)

Computer-generated 'Sweetie' catches online predators

(BBC)


Computer-generated 'Sweetie' catches online predators = Er, twee icon attracts degenerate pedophile consumers

(by Jason Lofts)

Is Roadkill Safer Than Chicken McNuggets?

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Sean MacEntee

Is Roadkill Safer Than Chicken McNuggets? = Skid marks signal I get free lunch, no catch.

(by Chris Sturdy)

Is Roadkill Safer Than Chicken McNuggets? = Finger lickin' elk. Stomach aches. Sad grunt.

(by Julian Lofts)

Giant duck explodes, a victim of earthquake

(South China Morning Post)

Photo: TheNoxid

Giant duck explodes, a victim of earthquake = Cite mega thud as exit... provoked final quack.

(by Mark McNamara)