Syria conflict: Children 'targeted by snipers'

(BBC)

Photo: UNHCR

Syria conflict: Children 'targeted by snipers' = Protesters decry grisly infanticide (blanch)

(by Julian Lofts)

Jermaine Lloyd Arrested Naked - Except For The Turban And High Heels

(Huffington Post)

Photo: cobalt123

Jermaine Lloyd Arrested Naked - Except For The Turban And High Heels = Aargh, indecent exposure! Lonely mad hatter jerk flash'd behind tree

(by Jason Lofts)

Crack-smoking Toronto mayor more popular than Obama

(RT)

Photo: designwallah

Crack-smoking Toronto mayor more popular than Obama = Oh look, rampant bar guy partook as commoner. Romantic!

(by Dharam)

World powers, Iran clinch 'historic' nuclear deal

(Yahoo! News)

IllustrationL The Pix-Jockey

World powers, Iran clinch 'historic' nuclear deal = Cross Tehran will hold no war? Nice? Ridicule! Crap!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Plea deal reached in case of ricin-laced letters sent to Obama

(Washington Post)

Photo: Martin LaBar

Plea deal reached in case of ricin-laced letters sent to President Obama = Last elected leader sent fierce castor bean poison per candid hate mail

(by Jason Lofts)

Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger to become a great-grandfather

(The Salt Lake Tribune)

Photo: oddsock

Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger to become a great-grandfather = Fame or no, reckon old megastar Jagger's tight, celebrating!

(by Maurice Goddard)

French weathergirl stuns viewers with nude report

(The Daily Telegraph)

French weathergirl stuns viewers with nude report = The interviewer/porn star - rightful crudeness. Whew!

(by Julian Lofts)

Michael Jackson "accidentally killed himself" claims pop star's former doctor Conrad Murray

(The Independent)

Photo: Roadsidepictures

Michael Jackson "accidentally killed himself" claims pop star's former doctor Conrad Murray = Half mad, sick, cyclical insomniac, Jacko, calmly prompted ruthless MD for sedation. Real error!

(by Julian Lofts)

Tsarnaev indicted for weapon of mass destruction

(USA Today)

Photo: Wikimedia

Tsarnaev indicted for a weapon of mass destruction - charges could bring the death penalty = Adolescent WMD offender sent to try in US court. Case proven? Hang bastard high? Capital idea!

(by Jason Lofts)

Obama awards Medal of Freedom to Clinton and Winfrey

(BBC)

Photo: NASA

Obama awards Medal of Freedom to Clinton and Winfrey = Two famed and formidable American wonders of any lot!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Monty Python reunite to pay off their mortgages

(Stuff.co.nz)

Photo: jonnyphoto

Monty Python reunite to pay off their mortgages = Sort of pithy-potty-humor-generating-money feat

(by Julian Lofts)

Kim Kardashian goes topless, straddles Kanye West in rapper's 'Bound 2' music video

(New York Daily News)


Kim Kardashian goes topless, straddles Kanye West in rapper's 'Bound Two' music video = A motorbike in pseudo desert. Curvy KK strips and hangs loose. NW's pa's dismal, wet idea?

(by Jason Lofts)

Churchill polar bear cam shares 'amazing' live footage

Churchill polar bear cam shares 'amazing' live footage (CBC)

Photo: ucumari

Churchill polar bear cam shares 'amazing' live footage = Clan gather. Graphic frolicsome behaviour amazes all!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Brussels widow 'slept with husband's corpse for a year'

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Stuck in Customs

Brussels widow 'slept with husband's corpse for a year' = Ha! Crass! What suppressed blowflies 'n odors? Bury it! Ew!

(by Julian Lofts)

Brussels widow 'slept with husband's corpse for a year' = Farce's world sure was: Happy bed bliss without snores!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Qatar's 'accidental vagina' stadium

(The New Zealand Herald)


Qatar's 'accidental vagina' stadium = Caveat: A grandstand as a licit quim

(by Julian Lofts)

At least seven dead as storms hit American midwest

( The Irish Times)

Photo: mr_balage

At least seven dead as storms hit American midwest = Mere mess as twisters claim devastation and death

(by Mark McNamara)

Deadly tornadoes hit US Midwest states

(BBC)

Photo: Sarge Devil

Deadly tornadoes hit US Midwest states = Twister has as yet, dealt its sudden doom.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Mandela still unable to speak, says ex-wife Winnie

(BBC)

Photo: Festival Karsh Ottawa

Mandela still unable to speak, says ex-wife Winnie = Nelson, alas, exits life weak in bed. Upset, many wail.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Syria rebel chieftain killed; Assad forces bomb besieged town

(Reuters)

Photo: FreedomHouse

Syria rebel chieftain killed; Assad forces bomb besieged town = Died by fierce rocket bombing. Delete lowlife assassin Bashar!

(by Jason Lofts)

Meet Ubooly, the smart toy that can teach your child math

(VentureBeat)


Meet Ubooly, the smart toy that can teach your child math = O! Healthy to buy them! Educational chatter charms my tot!

(by Maurice Goddard)