Pope Francis is Time person of the year

(Yahoo! News)


Pope Francis is Time person of the year = Story of S. American priest - he fine Pope!

(by Julian Lofts)

Fake 'signer' at Mandela memorial outrages deaf

(Yahoo! News)

Fake 'signer' at Mandela memorial outrages deaf South Africans = Is a gaffe! Hokum info! Amateur translator elegised a sacred man.

(by Julian Lofts)

Wind turbines on farms 'can help UK meet food and energy needs'

(BBC)

Photo: Chuck Coker

Wind turbines on farms 'can help UK meet food and energy needs' = Underfed? Nothing did beat man's clean sunny smoke-free power!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Barack Obama, Raul Castro shake hands at Mandela memorial

(CBC)


Barack Obama, Raul Castro shake hands at Mandela memorial = Aha! Area marked American & Cuban's smooth smalltalk abroad!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Daredevil rides bike backwards down mountain at 50mph

(Metro)

Daredevil rides bike backwards down a mountain at fifty mph = Madman is nifty on velocipede but it's awkward if braked hard

(by Jason Lofts)

Ian McKellen responds to Damian Lewis' 'fruity actor' slam: 'The Hobbit' actor says he's 'happy' playing a wizard

(New York Daily News)

Photo: Carlo

Ian McKellen responds to Damian Lewis' 'fruity actor' slam: 'The Hobbit' actor says he's 'happy' playing a wizard = "Better than a soppy pink English actor who's a ditzy American soldier who's really a bad Muslim spy fanatic!"

(by Julian Lofts)

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Best new cracker joke revealed

(Metro)

Photo: rwoan

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Best new cracker joke revealed = O joy! Crackheads smile 'cause tart misbehaved. The clever answer: Twerky!

(by Jason Lofts)

Bogota mayor Gustavo Petro sacked and banned from office

(BBC)

Photo: Gustavo Petro Urrego

Bogota mayor Gustavo Petro sacked and banned from office = Can Toronto sack mega-damaged beefy "VIP" Rob Ford too? Snafu!

(by Julian Lofts)

North Korea's Kim Jong Un ousts his second in command

(Los Angeles Times)

Photo: Jacky Nguyen

North Korea's Kim Jong Un ousts his second in command = To major shots, ironhanded Commie skunk's so cunning!

(by Maurice Goddard)

World leaders not ready for reconciliation at Mandela memorial

(The Guardian)

Photo: Ted Eytan

World leaders not ready for reconciliation at Mandela memorial = Ode to an old cellmate - America, Israel and Iran friendly tomorrow?

(by Julian Lofts)

Leak: Government spies snooped in 'Warcraft,' other games

(CNN)

Cartoon: EFF

Leak: Government spies snooped in 'Warcraft,' other games = Proof! Sneaks weave nets, interrogate champ gold miners

(by Mike Hammond)

Dylan's Candor Gets Misconstrued as Hate Speech in France

(The Daily Beast)

Photo: Paul Townsend

Bob Dylan's candor gets misconstrued as a hate speech in France = Ha, CRICCF gaped at 'Serbs sense Croatian blood'. Shunned. Amnesty?

[*CRICCF = Council of Croats in France]

(by Jason Lofts)

Obama shortens Christmas Tree countdown

(USA Today)

Photo: afagen

Obama shortens Christmas Tree countdown = Ten seconds rainstorm-bather was too much!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Scientists to Congress: We Have the Technology to Find Alien Life

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: mendhak

Scientists to Congress: We have the technology to find alien life = No sci-fi! Sent to Stonehenge, we'll try flashing codes to achieve it!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Scientists to Congress: We have the technology to find alien life = O, we can detect green natives of high intellect (not foolish & sissy)!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Nelson Mandela dies aged 95: 10 of his most inspiring quotes

(Metro)

Photo: Werner Vermaak

'We stand here today as nothing more than a representative of the millions of our people who dared to rise up against a social system whose very essence is war, violence, racism, oppression, repression and the impoverishment of an entire people' = Nelson Mandela's epic Oslo message. In memoriam est: A ghetto lawyer, ANC anti-apartheid revolutionary, a prisoner, politician, President, forever the patriot, the awesome foe of oppression. The corpse sends shivers down everyone's spine. We hush.

(by Jason Lofts)

Nelson Mandela dies: Reaction and developments - live

(One News Page)

Photo: Debris2008

Reaction and developments - live = Nelson Mandela revived! Epic! OTT!

(by Julian Lofrs)

Nelson Mandela: the meaning of the Madiba magic

(Financial Times)

Photo: walt74

Nelson Mandela: the meaning of the Madiba magic = Amiable man's a legend in aching moment of death

(by Maurice Goddard)

NY court asked to give chimpanzee 'legal person' status

(BBC)

Photo: Wikimedia

NY court asked to give chimpanzee 'legal person' status = Apes scutter! All voted: "Try keeping humans in zoo cages!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Yasser Arafat 'was not poisoned' - leaked French report

(BBC)

Photo: MATEUS

Yasser Arafat 'was not poisoned' - leaked French report concludes man died from a 'um, generalised infection' = Eminent ace doctors' analysis in France ends: "Dead. Polonium... er, what polonium?" Freak errors? Effaced? Staged?

(by Jason Lofts)

Autopsy blames impact and fire for actor Paul Walker's death

(CNN)

Photo: dfirecop

Autopsy blames impact and fire for actor Paul Walker's death = Doctor: "A fatal smash. Trauma ferocity, burns killed papa." Weep!

[Paul Walker leaves behind a 15-year-old daughter]

(by Jason Lofts)