Henri Rechatin, Tightrope Walker Who Crossed Niagara Falls, Dies

(Huffington Post)

Henri Rechatin, Tightrope Walker Who Crossed Niagara Falls, Dies = St-Etienne high wire walker, ascends God's altar chair for halo. RIP

(by Julian Lofts)

Suspect in killing of Australian Chris Lane tweeted: 'time to start taken life's'

(CNN)

Photo: Nicole G

A suspect in killing of Australian Chris Lane tweeted: "time to start taken life's" (sic) = Gall at Chief Keef rap line. Isn't it to title murder count assailant as sickest swine?

(by Jason Lofts)

Brain damage fear hits junior American football

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: Judy Breck

Brain damage fear hits junior American football = A lot of jarring can bruise brain. Aid - a foam helmet?

(by Julian Lofts)

Did Nigella Lawson Really Lie About Her Drug Use?

(Marie Claire)

Photo: Taku

Nigella Lucy Lawson's a star chef = A saucy wench's flagrant lies. LOL!

(by Jason Lofts)

Secret Life of Walter Mitty, review

(The Daily Telegraph)


The Secret Life of Walter Mitty = Stiller - effete twit or ace? (myth)

(by Julian Lofts)

Bill Gates outs himself as Reddit user's secret Santa

(The Daily Telegraph)

Bill Gates outs himself as Reddit user's secret Santa = Sigh - detest it as absurd case of relentless 'altruism'

(by Julian Lofts)

Nigella Lawson faces police drugs probe

(KCCI News)

Photo: Saima Says

Nigella Lawson (Saatchi) faces police drugs probe = Coppers: Was L's grand habit illegal use of cocaine?

(by Jason Lofts)

From nightclub waster to world champion: The amazing story of Stuey Hall

(Yahoo! Eurosport)

Photo: Adam Fagen

Stuey Hall: From nightclub waster to world champion = How a hellbent crusty pugilist from Darlo won match

(by Julian Lofts)

Pussy Riot Members Released From Prison, Slam Russian Government

(Rolling Stone)

Photo: Filippo

Pussy Riot members released from prison, slam Russian government = Or: Amnesty band Misses unremorseful, slamming oppressive terror

(by Jason Lofts)

Detainees stitch lips in protest

(Stuff.co.nz)

Photo: Chelsea Gomez

Detainees stitch lips in protest = Listen, isn't this topic desperate?

(by Julian Lofts)

Man Threw Son, 3, From High-Rise Before Jumping to His Death, Police Say

(The New York Times)

Photo: Adam Foster

Man threw son, three, from high-rise before jumping to his death, police say = O, just imagine - how can he drop boy then perish himself? Grief tears mother.

(by Jason Lofts)

At least two killed as storms tear through Arkansas, Mississippi

(One News Page)

Photo: Chris Ford

At least two were killed as storms tear through Arkansas and Mississippi = A pessimist woe grips NE. A star drama as latest killer winds trash, k.o. South

(by Jason Lofts)

US mom uses social media to scatter son's ashes

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Sacha Fernandez

US mom uses social media to scatter son's ashes = So he urned (sic) a 'simulcast' - Ma tosses same soot

(by Julian Lofts)

Offensive tweet incurs wrath of online world

(Stuff.co.nz)


Offensive tweet incurs wrath of online world = Ow! We find her worst racist effluent vile. No! No!

(by Julian Lofts)

World's first artificial heart implant a success

(TVNZ)


The world's first artificial heart implant a success = Will cardiac machine parts rust/fail? The stress of it!

(by Julian Lofts)

Angels exist but have no wings, says Catholic 'angelologist'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Freestone Wilson

Angels exist but have no wings, says Catholic 'angelologist' = Solving a bogus existential angst cliche - was a ghostly one

(by Julian Lofts)

PS: What angels look like as described in the Bible? See illustrations here.

NSA leaks: UK and US spying targets revealed

(BBC)

Illustration: Joe Pemberton

NSA leaks: UK and US spying targets revealed = Vast sneaky stalking grasped EU, UN leaders...

(by Jason Lofts)

Obama sends signal to Russia, appointing Billie Jean King and Caitlin Cahow to Olympic delegation

(Raw Story)

President Obama sends signal to Russia, appointing Billie Jean King and Caitlin Cahow to Olympic delegation = Inside scoop: Lesbian selection patronising jilt and degrading blow to anti-gay man, i.e. alpha male sicko Putin

(by Jason Lofts)

Who's Broke in America

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Franco Folini

A poverty in the USA = Ah, it never pays out!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Chris Brown's probation revoked over D.C. fight; jail could follow rehab stint

(CNN)

Photo: Eva Rinaldi

Chris Brown's probation revoked over D.C. fight; jail could follow rehab stint = Row, provocation... brash lover basher dolt CB inflicted wounds. Fright... like OJ?

(by Jason Lofts)