Monday, February 10, 2014
Lars von Trier's Director's Cut Of 'Nymphomaniac Part 1'
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Thief's fate sealed with a kiss
(MSN)

Thief's fate sealed with a kiss = As the flesh is weak it is fated
Photo: Christina Saint Marche

Thief's fate sealed with a kiss = As the flesh is weak it is fated
(by Robert Jordan)
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Council's apostrophe ruling hailed
(The Irish Independent)

Council's apostrophe ruling hailed = Locals propounding literacies, huh?
Photo: Clint McMahon

Council's apostrophe ruling hailed = Locals propounding literacies, huh?
(by Robert Jordan)
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Schapelle Corby granted parole
(nineMSN)

Schapelle Corby is granted parole = Angle: a deplorable psychotic errs
Photo: publik16

Schapelle Corby is granted parole = Angle: a deplorable psychotic errs
(by Julian Lofts)
'What's the problem?': Olympic committee officials say nothing wrong with faking footage of opening ceremony's now infamous five-ring lighting blunder that has been mocked around the world
(Daily Mail)

'What's the problem?': The Olympic committee officials say nothing was wrong with faking footage of opening ceremony's now infamous five-ring lighting blunder that has been mocked around the world = Wow! Big milestone. Very mnemonic of the Mad Hatter's tea party. Phew! Putin (he, gushing bonhomie) gets off ogling AK* (Alice In Wonderland?) who's on the track in front of millions. Huge crowd scoff at bigamy.
[*Alina Kabayeva - Putin's mistress]
Photo: Marcus & Sue

'What's the problem?': The Olympic committee officials say nothing was wrong with faking footage of opening ceremony's now infamous five-ring lighting blunder that has been mocked around the world = Wow! Big milestone. Very mnemonic of the Mad Hatter's tea party. Phew! Putin (he, gushing bonhomie) gets off ogling AK* (Alice In Wonderland?) who's on the track in front of millions. Huge crowd scoff at bigamy.
[*Alina Kabayeva - Putin's mistress]
(by Julian Lofts)
Teen would-be beauty queen dream has plastic sewn to her tongue to stop her eating
(The Daily Mirror)

Teen would-be beauty queen dream has plastic sewn to her tongue to stop her eating = Plea: Ugly mutt needs an aesthetic surgeon to operate on her to win quest. Bah, dweeb!
Photo: BBC

Teen would-be beauty queen dream has plastic sewn to her tongue to stop her eating = Plea: Ugly mutt needs an aesthetic surgeon to operate on her to win quest. Bah, dweeb!
(by Julian Lofts)
Student takes selfie with dead body, posts it on Instagram
(The Independent)

US student takes a selfie with dead body, posts it on Instagram = Bad stunt at morgue - kid has no sense of style. It is a twisted PDA
[PDA = Public Display of Affection]
Photo: Instagram

US student takes a selfie with dead body, posts it on Instagram = Bad stunt at morgue - kid has no sense of style. It is a twisted PDA
[PDA = Public Display of Affection]
(by Julian Lofts)
Friday, February 7, 2014
Wendi Deng's love note for Tony Blair published
(Yahoo! News)

Wendi Deng's love note for Tony Blair published = Bling wife: "Don't deny I love Rupert - he's an old SOB!"
Photo: Oxfam

Wendi Deng's love note for Tony Blair published = Bling wife: "Don't deny I love Rupert - he's an old SOB!"
(by Julian Lofts)
Russell Brand: Hoffman death due to 'stupid' drug laws
(USA Today)

"In spite of his life seeming superficially great, in spite of all the praise and accolades, in spite of all the loving friends and family, there is a predominant voice in the mind of an addict that supersedes all reason and that voice wants you dead," Brand says. = Philip Seymour Hoffman was one of the finest actors of his generation. Life can be insane and fatal, sadly. Addicts - pills and drugs are NOT the solution. It is an accident. It is a tragedy. Please send prayers to Mimi and the children. Pip is deified. Vale. Vale. Vale.
Photo: J Miller

"In spite of his life seeming superficially great, in spite of all the praise and accolades, in spite of all the loving friends and family, there is a predominant voice in the mind of an addict that supersedes all reason and that voice wants you dead," Brand says. = Philip Seymour Hoffman was one of the finest actors of his generation. Life can be insane and fatal, sadly. Addicts - pills and drugs are NOT the solution. It is an accident. It is a tragedy. Please send prayers to Mimi and the children. Pip is deified. Vale. Vale. Vale.
(by Julian Lofts)
Dieudonne acquitted over video on killer of French Jew
(BBC)

Dieudonne acquitted in French case = One racist feud quenched in an edict
Photo: Alexandre Hervaud

Dieudonne acquitted in French case = One racist feud quenched in an edict
(by Jason Lofts)
German minister calls for sanctions threat against Ukraine
(The Guardian)

German minister calls for sanctions threat against Ukraine = Angela Merkel trusts an anarchic state. Is firm - "No rationings!"
Photo: World Economic Forum

German minister calls for sanctions threat against Ukraine = Angela Merkel trusts an anarchic state. Is firm - "No rationings!"
(by Julian Lofts)
Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study
(The Local)

Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study = Re: Caffeine makes women's chests less busty - a mad world!
Photo: Marc Falardeau

Coffee can make women's breasts smaller: Swedish study = Re: Caffeine makes women's chests less busty - a mad world!
(by Julian Lofts)
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Hundreds of thousands without power after Northeast storm
(Reuters)

Hundreds of thousands without any power after Northeast storm = Foot of snow shut us down. Homes under threat. Tarry in death traps?
Photo: Canadian Pacific

Hundreds of thousands without any power after Northeast storm = Foot of snow shut us down. Homes under threat. Tarry in death traps?
(by Jason Lofts)
Prostitute museum opens in Amsterdam
(Brisbane Times)

Prostitute museum opens in Amsterdam = Pimp's mementos: not true Marie Tussaud
Prostitute museum opens in Amsterdam = Menu: It summed a strumpet's operations
Photo: Red Light Secrets

Prostitute museum opens in Amsterdam = Pimp's mementos: not true Marie Tussaud
(by Mark McNamara)

Prostitute museum opens in Amsterdam = Menu: It summed a strumpet's operations
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Rats bigger than sheep could roam earth one day
(Zee News)

Rats bigger than sheep could roam earth one day = Yeah! Goliath rodents' brute hordes can rampage!
Photo: Scott

Rats bigger than sheep could roam earth one day = Yeah! Goliath rodents' brute hordes can rampage!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Feds Warn Russian Flights About Toothpaste Bombs
(NBC News)

Feds Warn Russian Planes About Toothpaste Bombs = USA's stunt stopped an Aeroflot wash-basin bomber
Photo: Pieter van Marion

Feds Warn Russian Planes About Toothpaste Bombs = USA's stunt stopped an Aeroflot wash-basin bomber
(by Mark McNamara)
Internet Explorer Continues To Gain Browser Market Share
(Microsoft News)

Microsoft Internet Explorer = Moron's free explicit torrent
Photo: Hash Milhan

Microsoft Internet Explorer = Moron's free explicit torrent
(by Jason Lofts)
Carroll's early bath...but Webster's in it after ending 250-mile charity run at Upton Park
(Daily Mail)

Sky's Charlie Webster completes a charity run for Women's Aid = Nice surprise for West Ham's Andy Carroll. Ice bath? Ok, my sweet!
Photo: Wikimedia

Sky's Charlie Webster completes a charity run for Women's Aid = Nice surprise for West Ham's Andy Carroll. Ice bath? Ok, my sweet!
(by Chris Sturdy)
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