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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Is the Loch Ness Monster Dead?

(Discovery)

Photo: kevinmcc

Is the Loch Ness Monster Dead? = Scotland's stories: heh, end 'em

(by Robert Jordan)

Monday, February 10, 2014

Lars von Trier's Director's Cut Of 'Nymphomaniac Part 1'

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Thief's fate sealed with a kiss

(MSN)

Photo: Christina Saint Marche

Thief's fate sealed with a kiss = As the flesh is weak it is fated

(by Robert Jordan)

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Council's apostrophe ruling hailed

(The Irish Independent)

Photo: Clint McMahon

Council's apostrophe ruling hailed = Locals propounding literacies, huh?

(by Robert Jordan)

Gorilla escape plan

(MSN)

Photo: Stu Mayhew

Gorilla escape plan = Aping ape call roles

(by Robert Jordan)

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Schapelle Corby granted parole

(nineMSN)

Photo: publik16

Schapelle Corby is granted parole = Angle: a deplorable psychotic errs

(by Julian Lofts)

'What's the problem?': Olympic committee officials say nothing wrong with faking footage of opening ceremony's now infamous five-ring lighting blunder that has been mocked around the world

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Marcus & Sue

'What's the problem?': The Olympic committee officials say nothing was wrong with faking footage of opening ceremony's now infamous five-ring lighting blunder that has been mocked around the world = Wow! Big milestone. Very mnemonic of the Mad Hatter's tea party. Phew! Putin (he, gushing bonhomie) gets off ogling AK* (Alice In Wonderland?) who's on the track in front of millions. Huge crowd scoff at bigamy.
[*Alina Kabayeva - Putin's mistress]

(by Julian Lofts)

Teen would-be beauty queen dream has plastic sewn to her tongue to stop her eating

(The Daily Mirror)

Photo: BBC

Teen would-be beauty queen dream has plastic sewn to her tongue to stop her eating = Plea: Ugly mutt needs an aesthetic surgeon to operate on her to win quest. Bah, dweeb!

(by Julian Lofts)

Student takes selfie with dead body, posts it on Instagram

(The Independent)

Photo: Instagram

US student takes a selfie with dead body, posts it on Instagram = Bad stunt at morgue - kid has no sense of style. It is a twisted PDA
[PDA = Public Display of Affection]

(by Julian Lofts)

Friday, February 7, 2014

Wendi Deng's love note for Tony Blair published

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Oxfam

Wendi Deng's love note for Tony Blair published = Bling wife: "Don't deny I love Rupert - he's an old SOB!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Russell Brand: Hoffman death due to 'stupid' drug laws

(USA Today)

Photo: J Miller

"In spite of his life seeming superficially great, in spite of all the praise and accolades, in spite of all the loving friends and family, there is a predominant voice in the mind of an addict that supersedes all reason and that voice wants you dead," Brand says. = Philip Seymour Hoffman was one of the finest actors of his generation. Life can be insane and fatal, sadly. Addicts - pills and drugs are NOT the solution. It is an accident. It is a tragedy. Please send prayers to Mimi and the children. Pip is deified. Vale. Vale. Vale.

(by Julian Lofts)