Russia lightens up with softer image at closing ceremony

(Reuters)

Photo: Adam Rifkin

Russia lightens up with softer image at closing ceremony = Final cry! So Putin's the smug egoistical Winter Games' hero?

(by Maurice Goddard)

New safety measure for Finnish reindeer

(MSN)

New safety measure for Finnish reindeer = Firm new features refine a shiny red nose

(by Robert Jordan)

No girlfriend? Blame Seattle, guys

(Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

Photo: Joe Mabel

No girlfriend? Blame Seattle, guys = I bet deft smiler Anu Garg's lonely!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Woman Takes Barbie Transformation To Extreme, Uses Hypnotherapy To Become 'Brainless'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Barcroft Media

Woman takes Barbie transformation to extreme, uses hypnotherapy to become 'brainless' = A freak babe with enormous teats (breast implants) trains to become one hyper-sexy moron

(by Jason Lofts)

Lady Gaga's 10 Pink Lookalikes (Pictures)

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Amalia Adina

Lady Gaga's ten Pink Lookalikes (The Pictures) = Plus one: in apt, kick-ass gear, egad ... Hello Kitty

Lady Gaga's ten Pink Lookalikes (The Pictures) = A pig? The drake kicks all pigs at Looney Tunes!

(by Robert Jordan)

More bad weather on the way, have we learnt our lesson?

(Channel 4)

Photo: Rilind Hoxha

More bad weather on the way, have we learnt our lesson? = Ah! Lane to lane, water drowns homes about everywhere!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sir Roger Moore says no to Dubai foie gras

(The National)

Sir Roger Moore says no to Dubai foie gras = Fair game, sir; your oratories goose bonds

(by Robert Jordan)

Does Sex Really Distract Olympians

(The Daily Beast)

Photo: moonez

Does Sex Really Distract Olympians = Climax stain delayed sporty losers

(by Mark McNamara)

Does Sex Really Distract Olympians = More coital slyness did tax players!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Does Sex Really Distract Olympians = i.e. Sexy port ends dramatically - loss

(by Aronas Pinchas)

No laughing matter: Clowns are on the decline

(CBS News)

Photo: aussiegall

No laughing matter: Clowns are on the decline = Not in Washington, DC! Once game, all rule there!

(by Maurice Goddard)

No laughing matter: Clowns are on the decline = Then, circus midget, halt: no longer wane alone

(by Robert Jordan)

Fitness Gadgets for Your Dog

(The Daily Beast)

Photo: Andrea Bandelli

Fitness Gadgets for Your Dog = Goofy design frustrates dog

(by Mark McNamara)

Naked Sledding World Championships In Pictures (NSFW)

(Huffington Post)

Naked Sledding World Championships In Pictures (NSFW) = Chic lugers threw on mini-slips; odd... kinda snapped (WSFN*)
[*Which Stands For Nothing)

(by Robert Jordan)

Children's book with nude pictures causes a stir in France

(parentdish)

Illustration: Marc Daniau

Children's book with nude pictures causes a stir in France = I can't show nice class kids untrue airbrushed perfection

(by Chris Sturdy)

Eating oranges can ward off stroke

(Business Standard)

Photo: Gyorgy Weil

Eating oranges can ward off stroke = Fat greasier range snack food won't!

(by Maurice Goddard)

From skinny pigs to naked mole rats: The world's ugliest creatures

(The Daily Mirror)

Photo: Sari

From skinny pigs to naked mole rats: The world's ugliest creature = "Try Angela Merkel's turnip-faced mugshot," I snort, "Looks weirdest!"

(by Julian Lofts)

10 years ago today, we all met Kanye Omari West

(Rare)

Photo: Anirudh Koul

Kanye Omari West = Yes to "I'm a wanker?"

(by Julian Lofts)

Curious pig tries to eat camera after it falls from plane into its pen

(The Daily Express)


Curious pig tries to eat camera after it falls from plane into its pen = Re grunter's plump for top aerial action: to me it is a fantastic selfie

(by Robert Jordan)

Dinner time: Should families eat together every night?

(BBC)

Photo: Scott Granneman

Dinner time: Should families eat together every night? = To entire diet, Mum heartily loves sharing the feeding!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Valentine's Day 2014: Guide to Office Romance Legal Problems

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Ed Yourdon

Valentine's Day, Two Thousand and Fuorteen = Wounded? True and honest love ain't fantasy!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

World Car of the Year finalists revealed

(Stuff.co.nz)

Photo: CitroenAZU

World Car of the Year finalists revealed = Re: first award - Citroen DS - ah, a lovely feel

(by Julian Lofts)

The most incredible statistic about Cristiano Ronaldo's career so far

(Yahoo! Eurosport)

Photo: Ryu Voelkel

The most incredible statistic about Cristiano Ronaldo's career so far = Football star records a score in each minute. It is a record boast isn't it?!

(by Chris Sturdy)