Schapelle Corby: I'm not free

(Stuff.co.nz)

Photo: publik16

Schapelle Corby: I'm not free = Comely prisoner left beach

(by Julian Lofrs)

Pistorius family close ranks ahead of trial

(TVNZ)

Photo: David Ian Roberts

Pistorius family close ranks ahead of trial = A pity our Oscar killed her - fatalism's so naif

(by Julian Lofts)

Miss. Man, Declared Dead, Wakes Up in Body Bag at Funeral Home

(ABC News)

Photo: CREDITS

Miss. Man, Declared Dead, Wakes Up in Body Bag at Funeral Home = Dumb fluke drama awed! Can be he'd no Pearly Gates' admission?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Putin ready to invade Ukraine, troops seize Crimea

(Reuters)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Russian troops invade Ukraine = Run, Putin raids Kiev's area soon!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Chicago: A man walks into a bar ... with a tiger

(CNN)

Chicago: A man walks into a bar ... with a tiger = Has a whim to grab a winter cocktail...again!

Chicago: A man walks into a bar with a tiger cub = Wager: A lunatic with a cat, or a magic Hobbs kin?

(by Dharam)

Chicago: A man walks into a bar ... with a tiger = Wait: a maraschino ok, with a Bengal ... tragic
[Bengal Tiger recipe]

(by Robert Jordan)

How To Lower Your Blood Pressure: Scientists Advise Going Vegetarian

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Stacy Spensley

How To Lower Your Blood Pressure: Scientists Advise Going Vegetarian = Wow, I'll agree too. Savoring seeds is better than divorcing your spouse!

(by Dharam)

How To Lower Your Blood Pressure: Scientists Advise Going Vegetarian = To live on raw green salads gives you pure rich goodness, or wits to bite!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Fat in, sugar out: Label creates new food hierarchy

(BBC)

Photo: FDA

Fat in, sugar out: Label creates new food hierarchy = Our fanatical hunger for death by sweet calories

(by Julian Lofts)

Mein Kampf books signed by Hitler could sell for $20K

(CBC)

Photo: Wikimedia

Mein Kampf books signed by Hitler could sell for twenty thousand dollars = Lord! Desk had pages full of bullshit written by one mad sick loony monster!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Adidas stops sale of 'sexual' Brazil World Cup T-shirts

(BBC)


Adidas slogan 'Looking to score?' = Look, crass tagline is odd, a no go!

(by Jason Lofts)

Killing Journalists Got Easier on the World's Front Lines

(Bloomberg)

Photo: Al Jazeera

Killing A Journalist - It Has Got Easier on the World's Front Lines = Enlist, shell, shoot, kill a foreign war journo. It's a danger, isn't it?

(by Julian Lofts)

Arguments Against God

(The New York Times)


Arguments Against God = Gent Anu Garg admits so!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Leopard wreaks havoc in Indian city

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Tambako

Leopard wreaks havoc in an Indian city = A wild cat provokes anarchy in NE India

(by Julian Lofts)

Oldest known Holocaust survivor dies aged 110

(The Guardian)

Oldest known Holocaust survivor "Gigi" dies = Doer outlived shocking war, so outliving SS

(by Julian Lofts)

Mo. spelling bee hits snag, runs out of words

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Nick Harris

Mo. spelling bee hits snag, runs out of words = Nonstop genius befalls: use Wordsmith.org

(by Robert Jordan)

Russia lightens up with softer image at closing ceremony

(Reuters)

Photo: Adam Rifkin

Russia lightens up with softer image at closing ceremony = Final cry! So Putin's the smug egoistical Winter Games' hero?

(by Maurice Goddard)

New safety measure for Finnish reindeer

(MSN)

New safety measure for Finnish reindeer = Firm new features refine a shiny red nose

(by Robert Jordan)

No girlfriend? Blame Seattle, guys

(Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

Photo: Joe Mabel

No girlfriend? Blame Seattle, guys = I bet deft smiler Anu Garg's lonely!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Woman Takes Barbie Transformation To Extreme, Uses Hypnotherapy To Become 'Brainless'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Barcroft Media

Woman takes Barbie transformation to extreme, uses hypnotherapy to become 'brainless' = A freak babe with enormous teats (breast implants) trains to become one hyper-sexy moron

(by Jason Lofts)

Lady Gaga's 10 Pink Lookalikes (Pictures)

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Amalia Adina

Lady Gaga's ten Pink Lookalikes (The Pictures) = Plus one: in apt, kick-ass gear, egad ... Hello Kitty

Lady Gaga's ten Pink Lookalikes (The Pictures) = A pig? The drake kicks all pigs at Looney Tunes!

(by Robert Jordan)

More bad weather on the way, have we learnt our lesson?

(Channel 4)

Photo: Rilind Hoxha

More bad weather on the way, have we learnt our lesson? = Ah! Lane to lane, water drowns homes about everywhere!

(by Maurice Goddard)