People should cut their sugar intake to just six teaspoons a day, says World Health Organisation

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Robert

People should cut their sugar intake to just six teaspoons a day, says World Health Organisation = As shot, all Indian cooks dash to shout: "Hold up! To apply Jaggery as a sweetener is extra nutritious!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Nepal says litterbugs not welcome on Everest

(3News)

Photo: Didrik Johnck

Nepal says litterbugs not welcome on Everest = Genteel climbers leave waste upon stony tors

(by Julian Lofts)

David Cameron 'shocked' by allegations against aide

(BBC)

Photo: Number 10

David Cameron 'shocked' by allegations against aide = Is a bloody deviant saga: Rock had clandestine image

(by Jason Lofts)

Slavery is a violent and cruel trade that the world must finally stamp out

(The Guardian)

Photo: Leeds Museum

Slavery is a violent and cruel trade that the world must finally stamp out = And racists idly omit Northup ("Twelve Years a Slave") told a truthful lament

(by Julian Lofts)

World rounds on Russia over Crimea push

(Financial Times)

Photo: Alexander Komlik

World rounds on Russia over Crimea push = Oh Man! Suspicious red warlords overrun!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Schapelle Corby: I'm not free

(Stuff.co.nz)

Photo: publik16

Schapelle Corby: I'm not free = Comely prisoner left beach

(by Julian Lofrs)

Pistorius family close ranks ahead of trial

(TVNZ)

Photo: David Ian Roberts

Pistorius family close ranks ahead of trial = A pity our Oscar killed her - fatalism's so naif

(by Julian Lofts)

Miss. Man, Declared Dead, Wakes Up in Body Bag at Funeral Home

(ABC News)

Photo: CREDITS

Miss. Man, Declared Dead, Wakes Up in Body Bag at Funeral Home = Dumb fluke drama awed! Can be he'd no Pearly Gates' admission?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Putin ready to invade Ukraine, troops seize Crimea

(Reuters)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Russian troops invade Ukraine = Run, Putin raids Kiev's area soon!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Chicago: A man walks into a bar ... with a tiger

(CNN)

Chicago: A man walks into a bar ... with a tiger = Has a whim to grab a winter cocktail...again!

Chicago: A man walks into a bar with a tiger cub = Wager: A lunatic with a cat, or a magic Hobbs kin?

(by Dharam)

Chicago: A man walks into a bar ... with a tiger = Wait: a maraschino ok, with a Bengal ... tragic
[Bengal Tiger recipe]

(by Robert Jordan)

How To Lower Your Blood Pressure: Scientists Advise Going Vegetarian

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Stacy Spensley

How To Lower Your Blood Pressure: Scientists Advise Going Vegetarian = Wow, I'll agree too. Savoring seeds is better than divorcing your spouse!

(by Dharam)

How To Lower Your Blood Pressure: Scientists Advise Going Vegetarian = To live on raw green salads gives you pure rich goodness, or wits to bite!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Fat in, sugar out: Label creates new food hierarchy

(BBC)

Photo: FDA

Fat in, sugar out: Label creates new food hierarchy = Our fanatical hunger for death by sweet calories

(by Julian Lofts)

Mein Kampf books signed by Hitler could sell for $20K

(CBC)

Photo: Wikimedia

Mein Kampf books signed by Hitler could sell for twenty thousand dollars = Lord! Desk had pages full of bullshit written by one mad sick loony monster!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Adidas stops sale of 'sexual' Brazil World Cup T-shirts

(BBC)


Adidas slogan 'Looking to score?' = Look, crass tagline is odd, a no go!

(by Jason Lofts)

Killing Journalists Got Easier on the World's Front Lines

(Bloomberg)

Photo: Al Jazeera

Killing A Journalist - It Has Got Easier on the World's Front Lines = Enlist, shell, shoot, kill a foreign war journo. It's a danger, isn't it?

(by Julian Lofts)

Arguments Against God

(The New York Times)


Arguments Against God = Gent Anu Garg admits so!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Leopard wreaks havoc in Indian city

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Tambako

Leopard wreaks havoc in an Indian city = A wild cat provokes anarchy in NE India

(by Julian Lofts)

Oldest known Holocaust survivor dies aged 110

(The Guardian)

Oldest known Holocaust survivor "Gigi" dies = Doer outlived shocking war, so outliving SS

(by Julian Lofts)

Mo. spelling bee hits snag, runs out of words

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Nick Harris

Mo. spelling bee hits snag, runs out of words = Nonstop genius befalls: use Wordsmith.org

(by Robert Jordan)

Russia lightens up with softer image at closing ceremony

(Reuters)

Photo: Adam Rifkin

Russia lightens up with softer image at closing ceremony = Final cry! So Putin's the smug egoistical Winter Games' hero?

(by Maurice Goddard)