Flight 370 Families to Malaysian Government: You're 'Executioners'

(Mashable)

Photo: Prachatai

The beleaguered Malaysian PM, Najib Tun Razak = A plane at sea - Beijing amaze KL by a 'murder' hunt!

(by Chris Sturdy)

Eighteen people missing after fatal Washington landslide

(The Guardian)

Photo: WSDOT

Eighteen people missing after fatal Washington mudslide = Emergent news: Stillaguamish flooding happened. It is fate.

(by Julian Lofts)

Maeve Binchy leaves millions in will to friends and charities

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: orionpozo

Maeve Binchy leaves millions in will to friends and charities = Nice, divine, lovable writer dies, has left many millions in cash

(by Julian Lofts)

Humans can sniff more than a trillion different smells, research shows

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Photo: Jeremy Marr

Humans can sniff more than a trillion different smells, research shows = Ah! A sniff heartens! Rich scents of summer and flowers enthral millions!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Putin Reclaims Crimea for Russia and Bitterly Denounces the West

(The New York Times)

Photo: Gwydion M. Williams

The Russian President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin = Viperish villain's instant triumph did devour Crimea

(by Maurice Goddard)

Med School Student Elizabeth Raine 'Auctioning' Her Virginity

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Eugenia Loli

Elizabeth Raine = Inebriate Hazel?

(by Robert Jordan)

The New World Order

(The Economist)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

The New World Order = Red netherworld - ow!

(by Julian Lofts)

The World's Most Ethical Companies

(Forbes)

Photo: vanhookc

The World's Most Ethical Companies = Who steal, lie, cheat, con midst romps

(by Julian Lofts)

Sellotape Selfies Are So Hot Right Now

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Felipe Nogs

Sellotape Selfies Are So Hot Right Now = Teenagers are foolish; it's swell! (photo*)

Sellotape Selfies Are So Hot Right Now = Satire: foolish teenagers ... swell (photo*)

(by Robert Jordan)

Smithsonian collaborates with paleontologist team to reveal new large, feathered dinosaur

(Science Codex)

Photo: Wikimedia

Smithsonian Institute collaborates with paleontologist team to reveal new large, feathered dinosaur = "The elite Oviraptosaur fossils aren't a casual neo-bantamweight!" tweeted a droll eminent ornithologist

(by Julian Lofts)

North Dakota wants you: Seeks to fill 20,000 jobs

(CNN)

North Dakota Economic Development Foundation = And then ten men did come up to look for a vocation.

(by Rosie Perera)

Mick Jagger's Girlfriend L'Wren Scott Found Dead in New York Apartment

(Rolling Stone)

Photo: Zennie Abraham

Mick's girlfriend, the fashion designer L'Wren Scott, is found dead in New York = Then we worry and think sick friend of famed Rolling Stones' singer suicided

(by Julian Lofts)

New pound coin designed to combat counterfeiting

(BBC)

Photo: The Royal Mint

New pound coin's designed to combat counterfeiting = Noticing umpteen-sided, two faced Osborne counting

(by Robert Jordan)

In a social media world, people still seek meaty news

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Butch Lebo

In a social media world, people still seek meaty news = We like disasters, dilemmas, an election, a lowly Pope....

(by Julian Lofts)

UK unveils new pound coin to fight fraud

(CNN)


The UK unveils new pound coin to fight fraud = Oh, I would prevent fake funding; it's uncouth!

(by Rosie Perera)

Big Bang Discovery Opens Doors to the "Multiverse"

(National Geographic)

Photo: Carl Jones

Big Bang Discovery Opens Doors to the "Multiverse" = Hi! So vast specter beyond, our minds boggle over it!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Russia's Vladimir Putin recognises Crimea as nation

(BBC)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Russia's Vladimir Putin recognises Crimea as nation = Grim antisocial rat is supreme in invasion's crusade

(by Maurice Goddard)

The end is nigh - NASA study

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: elycefeliz

The end is nigh - NASA study = Unsheathing sad destiny

(by Julian Lofts)

World's most expensive socks

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Harrys of London

World's most expensive socks = Ms swops doeskin 'Cervelt' sox

(by Julian Lofts)

LEGO computer keyboard is stacks of fun

(Digital Spy)


LEGO computer keyboard is stacks of fun = Smudgier, OK typefaces; a block font ours

(by Robert Jordan)