Hillbilly hunters try to catch unexplained creatures in Appalachia

(Facebook)

Photo: martremcheerful

Hillbilly hunters try to catch unexplained creatures in Appalachia = Called chupacabra, unicorn, sphinx, harpy, lilitu, the tall Eastern yeti

(by Julian Lofts)

George Bush's paintings: this is the art of Forrest Gump

(The Guardian)


George Bush's naive paintings: this is the art of Forrest Gump = Ugh! Putin as mobster/egotist. Sharp insight or inverse gaffe?

(by Julian Lofts)

Chewbacca: The Cure For Bad Tattoos?

(Huffington Post)

Photo: thinktanktattoo

Chewbacca: The Cure For Bad Tattoos? = A boast but FORCE the ace catchword

(by Robert Jordan)

Man gives roadkill porcupine a C-section, saves its baby

(The Independent)

Photo: Wikimedia

A Maine man gives a roadkill porcupine a C-section, saves its baby = My! Case is obvious as a brave action-packed animal spine-tingler!

(by Maurice Goddard)

A Maine man gives a roadkill porcupine a C-section, saves its baby = Crikey! Capable male snips guts. So vivid a cesarean. Abomination!

(by Julian Lofts)

Unmarried couples caught in Malaysia hotel raids

(BBC News)


Unmarried couples caught in Malaysia hotel raids = Casual naughtiness drama. Morality police: "Uh, dire!"

(by Jason Lofts)

Cheetos Perfume Ruins Everything You Loved About Cheetos

(Huffington Post)


Cheetos Perfume Ruins Everything You Loved About Cheetos = You love to goof and I never brush my teeth. Picture us ... cheese!

(by Robert Jordan)

Meet Cortana, Microsoft's Siri

(CNN)


Cortana Personal Digital Assistant = Can it grasp at all Siri's 'net data soon?

(by Rosie Perera)

Teens' selfies are leading to more head lice

(CNN)


Teens' selfies are leading to more head lice = Seems large cootie fleet landed in hair, see?

(by Rosie Perera)

England's schools succeed in problem-solving test

(BBC)


England's schools succeed in problem-solving test = Nothing stops classes' college-bound clever minds!

(by Maurice Goddard)

CIA misled government, public

(Stuff.co.nz)


The CIA misled government, public = Re: dumb, scheming, political event

(by Julian Lofts)

The verdict on Michael Jackson's posthumous album

(The Times)

Photo: Wikimedia

The verdict on Michael Jackson's posthumous album = A boast: Just phenomenal much-loved hit music rocks!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Homeopathy product recalled over fears it may contain actual medicine

(The Independent)

Photo: Wikimedia

Homeopathy product recalled over fears it may contain actual medicine = Come, you must accept that had revealed a trace of mad irony (or penicillin!)

(by Chris Sturdy)

International court to decide fate of whaling

(TVNZ)


International court is to decide fate of whaling = Oh, idiot stunt. A nadir if cetacean will not go free.

(by Julian Lofts)

Thais vote for senate

(Stuff.co.nz)

Photo: Wikimedia

Thais vote for senate = on the favorite seats

(by Julian Lofts)

Man Who Swallowed Fork Admits It Was A Stupid Idea (PHOTO)

(Huffington Post)


Man Who Swallowed Fork Admits It Was A Stupid Idea (PHOTO) = I know of old ladies awash with a spider, mutt, sow atop ... mad!

(by Robert Jordan)

Magic Disney moments

(MSN)

Photo: Wikia

Magic Disney moment = Genie, 'tis my command

(by Robert Jordan)

Dirty dealings: bridge world champions caught cheating

(The Daily Telegraph)

Image: Wikimedia

Dirty dealings: bridge world champions caught cheating = Why the daring Germans' illicit coughing boded apt cards

(by Julian Lofts)

'Do It For Denmark' Campaign Urges Danes To Have More Sex

(Huffington Post)


'Do it for Denmark' = 'Art' of modern kid

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Poll Shows We Want Those DNA Breakthroughs But Worry Scientists May Be 'Playing God'

(Huffington Post)


A Poll Shows We Want Those DNA Breakthroughs But Worry Scientists May Be 'Playing God' = Splicing genes - Why, that's a troubling way to make a hotshot superbaby! World's wonders!

(by Julian Lofts)

Circus Elephants Make A Break For It, Mess Up Some Cars

(Huffington Post)


Circus Elephants Make A Break For It, Mess Up Some Cars = Escapees afar come pack their trunks; er ... Mumbai's loss?

(by Robert Jordan)