3-D ketchup invension

(MSN)

Screenshot: MSN.com

Three-D ketchup invension = Oh, reinvented in SketchUp!

(by Jason Lofts)

Three-D ketchup invension = Think phonetics never due?

(by Robert Jordan)

Also see Geraldine the Giraffe learns /tion/ spelling

Stuart Hall 'raped teenage girls in BBC dressing room'

(BBC)

Photo: CREDITS

Stuart Hall 'raped teenage girls in BBC dressing room' = Grr! So this lusting predator banged belles in camera?

(by Jason Lofts)

Angela Merkel 'ditches sausage sandwiches for diet

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: IMF

Angela Merkel 'ditches sausage sandwiches for diet = "I eat green salads - eschew meat for duckling" she said

(by Julian Lofts)

Thailand court ousts PM Yingluck

(BBC)

Photo: Foreign and Commonwealth Office

Yingluck Shinawatra = Rah! Sacking a wily nut

(by Robert Jordan)

'International Clitoris Awareness Week' Pays Homage To 'A Magnificent Organ'

(Huffington Post)

Illustration: Wikimedia

'International Clitoris Awareness Week' Pays Homage To 'A Magnificent Organ' = If we stroke genitalia, creating an intense orgasm, spoilt women cry "Aaaah! No!"

(by Julian Lofts)

World's hottest supermodel is now single

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Wikimedia

Adriana Lima, the world's hottest supermodel, is now single = "What a stunner", I lilt. Slim and solo! Hotdog! We are impressed!

(by Julian Lofts)

Norway's Batlamb

(MSN)

Photo: Rex

Norway's Batlamb = Mostly brawn ... baa

(by Robert Jordan)

World Laughter Day Celebration

(The New Straits Times)

Photo: Randall Rode

World Laughter Day Celebration = We chortle at an older ribald guy

(by Julian Lofts)

Naked beer fest to kick off season in Pennsylvania nudist resort

(Digital Journal)

Photo: Bill Dickinson

Naked beer fest to kick off the season in Pennsylvania nudist resort = An effervescent idea of Eden's kinky naturists: slake noon thirst, bop..

(by Jason Lofts)

'Jesus' appears on a pancake - on Good Friday

(MSN)


'Jesus' appears on a pancake - on Good Friday = Jeepers! Ay, a cross upon a pagan kinda food

(by Robert Jordan)

Read Kurt Cobain's not-so-nice letter about Courtney Love, found in his wallet after his death

(Consequence of Sound)

Photo: Stephen Eckert

"Do you Kurt Cobain take Courtney Michelle Love to be your lawfully shredded wife even when she's a bitch with zits and siphoning all yr money for doping and whoring ..." = "Yes, I do, OK. Why be unhappy?" Note found in billfold. Very unwell singer/songwriter of Seattle band Nirvana. Uh, look how he wretchedly committed suicide on a crazy high.

(by Julian Lofts)

Botulinum Toxin Injections Improve Depression

(Medscape)

Photo: Everjean

O, can Botulinum toxin injections improve depression? = Opinion: Botox just can't cure dim inner lives - poison 'em!

(by Julian Lofts)

Death sentence for Mohammed Badie and 682 others in Egypt

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Photo: Thierry Ehrmann

Mohammed Badie = "Ahem, mob, I'm dead!"

(by Julian Lofts)

Japanese macaques chill out in hot springs

(The Guardian)

Photo: Simon Pascoe

Japanese macaques chill out in hot springs = as the palace scholars question jumping in

(by Julian Lofts)

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford takes break from campaign to seek help for alcohol abuse

(CNN)

Photo: That Boy

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: "I have a problem with alcohol, and the choices I have made while under the influence. I have struggled with this for some time." = I need help, to have a (hic!) time-out from running for reelection, to have some (hic!) rehab. Must defeat whom? The bloody cirrhosis! God, I'll have withdrawal!

(by Rosie Perera)

Clippers Players Stage Silent Protest Against Donald Sterling With Inside-Out Shirts

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Dan Lacey

LA Clippers players stage a silent protest = Topple racists. Ape Sterling's really a pest!

(by Jason Lofts)

Search for Cervantes' lost remains: team to begin sweep of Madrid convent

(The Guardian)

Photo: Jose Luis Cernadas Iglesias

Search for Miguel Cervantes' lost remains: team to begin sweep of Madrid convent = Recite best news as descriptive novelist ("Man of La Mancha") to emerge from ground

(by Julian Lofts)

George Clooney reportedly engaged to Amal Alamuddin

(Los Angeles Times)


George Clooney is reportedly engaged to Amal Alamuddin = Google report: "One leading gay male actor dined lady muse"

(by Jason Lofts)

Lessons the British legal system could learn from the Pistorius trial

(The Guardian)

Photo: Gwydion M Williams

Lessons the British legal system could learn from the Oscar Pistorius trial = It's illegal to humorlessly shoot trespasser first and lie in court chambers

(by Julian Lofts)

As Deadline Passes, Syria Is Pressed to Complete Destruction of Its Chemical Arms

(The New York Times)

Photo: Steve Rhodes

As deadline passes, Syria is pressed to complete destruction of its chemical arms = In politics, seems it's time to decide Assad's pressured to scrap arsenal of alchemy

(by Jason Lofts)