Hurricane Amanda remains a Category 4 storm

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Kakela

The Hurricane Amanda = Uncertain harm ahead

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Thai junta dissolves senate as army tightens grip

(The Guardian)

Photo: Adaptor- Plug

Thai junta dissolved senate as army tightens grip = Heard this nasty gang just sovietised parliament

(by Julian Lofts)

President Putin Just Dealt A Smackdown To Prince Charles Over Hitler Comparison

(Huffington Post)

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President Putin Just Dealt A Smackdown To Prince Charles Over Hitler Comparison = Injured? Pathetic! Sticks and stones c/o cold appropriator, names will never hurt me!

(by Robert Jordan)

Madonna attacks Malawi's president after attempt to nullify elections

(The Guardian)

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Madonna attacks Malawi's president after attempt to nullify their elections = "I want to adopt more pretty African chilluns!" emitted a sleek mental fantasist

(by Julian Lofts)

Berlin Lawmakers Seek Gender Equality in Their Traffic Lights

(BusinessWeek)

Photo: Leigh Spencer

Berlin Lawmakers Seek Gender Equality in Their Traffic Lights = Heck, what a bleeding feminist request! A likely girl fan! Stirrer!

(by Julian Lofts)

Debris found in Cheeki Rafiki yacht search

(BBC)


Debris found in the Cheeki Rafiki yacht search = Fire... ice... kraken(!)... ichthyosaur(!!) hide behind facts?

(by Jason Lofts)

World's largest dinosaur found

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Kabacchi

O, the world's largest dinosaur found in Argentina = Ugh! Titanosaurs ate dandelions for dinner. Growl!

(by Julian Lofts)

World's largest dinosaur found = Lost fossil underground a draw

(by Robert Jordan)

London named the #selfie capital of the world

(The Independent)

Photo: Matthew G

London named the selfie capital of the world = Fame! Defend all hated hollow introspection

(by Julian Lofts)

Election results send message to Indian politicians

(The National)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Election results send message to Indian politicians = No more escalating nepotistic silliness - need audits

(by Julian Lofts)

A tortoise ran away from home

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Sandy Redding

A tortoise ran away from home = A hare as of anytime tomorrow

(by Robert Jordan)

Nicole Kidman: 'On a high wire'

(BBC)

Image: Global Panorama

Australian actor Nicole Kidman ~ lacklustred in a tiara in Monaco

(by Julian Lofts)

Jurassic World actor gets trapped inside dinosaur

(The Independent)

Photo: Marco Becerra

Actor gets trapped inside dinosaur = Digestion in a raptor - turds escaped

(by Julian Lofts)

Turkey mine explosion: rescuers search for trapped workers as 200 confirmed dead

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Jan Truter

Turkish coal mine disaster in Soma = So stoical amid methane risk, ruins

(by Julian Lofts)

World's Heaviest Drinkers News: Belarus Of Eastern Europe Topped The List

(KDrama Stars)

Photo: Ilya Kuzniatsou

Biggest alcohol consumption by litres: 1. Belarus 2. Moldova 3. Lithuania = 1. SOB! It is a dipsomaniac country! 2. Blotto as hell 3. All hungover ... Belgium?

(by Jason Lofts)

500-year-old mystery: Wreck off Haiti may be Columbus' flagship Santa Maria

(CNN)

Photo: OZinOH

Columbus's ship may have been found near Haiti = Hopeful hunch by bums on dive: "I see Santa Maria!"

(by Rosie Perera)

Oscar Pistorius faces referral to state psychiatric hospital for evaluation

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: Robert Ball

Oscar Pistorius faces referral to state psychiatric hospital for mental evaluation = Apt client! Prosecutor oft assumes he's a psychotic, irrational liar. It's fatal for Reeva.

(by Julian Lofts)

Putin's dangerous game

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: World Economic Forum

Putin's dangerous game = "Used nepotism...." -Anu Garg

(by Julian Lofts)

Super-rich London becomes billionaire capital of the world. It has nearly twice as many as New York, figures show

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Pedro Ribeiro Simões

Super-rich London becomes the billionaires capital of the world. It has nearly twice as many plutocrats as New York, figures show = Yes, word's out - Russian homes, palaces in Pimlico, Barbican, Chelsea. Not Archway, Ilford, Kentish Town, Purley, Forest Gate, Tower Hill

(by Julian Lofts)

Austria wins Eurovision Song Contest

(BBC)

Photo: Gerold Neuwirt

Austria finally wins the Eurovision Song Contest in Copenhagen = A soprano ingenue, "he" (Conchita Wurst) sings faintly on television

(by Jason Lofts)

Brunei Ownership Casts a Shadow on a Beverly Hills Hotel

(The New York Times)

Photo: Mark Weston

Brunei Ownership of a Beverly Hills Hotel Casts a Shadow = How A-listers help subvert obscene Sharia law. Doh, if only!

(by Julian Lofts)