Weightwatchers foods higher in calories than standard ones

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: Francoise C

Weightwatchers foods higher in calories than standard ones = The charge? A downright swindle to earn cash! Fair? So dishonest!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Firefox Looks Like Space Invaders For Some Reason

(The Console Insider)

Photo: kotaku.com

Firefox looks like Space Invaders for some reason = Makeover inspires exercise for old folks on a sofa?

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Search area for MH370 can now be 'discounted'

(CNN)

Photo: Jerry Wong

Search area for the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 can now be discounted = A real wild goose chase! This chimera/fantasy airliner MH370 can't be found

(by Jason Lofts)

Edward Snowden: I can sleep at night and I have done the right thing

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: Richard Loyal

Edward Snowden: I can sleep at night and I have done the right thing = News: No lightweight! An even-handed die hard patriot isn't changed!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama outlines foreign policy vision of 'might and right'

(CNN)


Obama gives graduation speech for West Point Military Academy = "Whatever I do, America must again adopt my foreign policy as best."

(by Rosie Perera)

Rolf Harris trial: Entertainer denies 'ludicrous' assault claims

(BBC)

Photo: Sunrise on Seven

Rolf Harris trial: Entertainer denies 'ludicrous' assault claims = Smell a rat? Liar? Truth is, Aussie nit is a frail cornered scoundrel!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Rolf Harris Sings Jake The Peg And Imitates Didgeridoo To 'Bemused' Jury During Sex Trial

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Zuzanna Neziri

Rolf Harris sings "Jake The Peg" and imitates the didgeridoo and a wobble board to 'bemused' jury during sex trial = Extra: I see Aussie bard babbled "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport". Girls/jurors/judge: "Hang the dirty old man, if he did it!"

(by Jason Lofts)

In Lahore, pregnant Pakistani woman stoned to death

(The Times of India)

Illustration: Wikimedia

In Lahore, pregnant Pakistani woman stoned to death = To the point: Sad, no? When mad lot partaking are insane?!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Cannes: 'Winter Sleep' Wins Palme d'Or

(Variety)

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'Winter Sleep' wins Palme d'Or at Cannes = Select drama is top-panel's new winner

(by Aronas Pinchas)

'Winter Sleep' wins Palme d'Or at Cannes = Campion presides - a swell new entrant

(by Julian Lofts)

Hurricane Amanda remains a Category 4 storm

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Kakela

The Hurricane Amanda = Uncertain harm ahead

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Thai junta dissolves senate as army tightens grip

(The Guardian)

Photo: Adaptor- Plug

Thai junta dissolved senate as army tightens grip = Heard this nasty gang just sovietised parliament

(by Julian Lofts)

President Putin Just Dealt A Smackdown To Prince Charles Over Hitler Comparison

(Huffington Post)

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President Putin Just Dealt A Smackdown To Prince Charles Over Hitler Comparison = Injured? Pathetic! Sticks and stones c/o cold appropriator, names will never hurt me!

(by Robert Jordan)

Madonna attacks Malawi's president after attempt to nullify elections

(The Guardian)

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Madonna attacks Malawi's president after attempt to nullify their elections = "I want to adopt more pretty African chilluns!" emitted a sleek mental fantasist

(by Julian Lofts)

Berlin Lawmakers Seek Gender Equality in Their Traffic Lights

(BusinessWeek)

Photo: Leigh Spencer

Berlin Lawmakers Seek Gender Equality in Their Traffic Lights = Heck, what a bleeding feminist request! A likely girl fan! Stirrer!

(by Julian Lofts)

Debris found in Cheeki Rafiki yacht search

(BBC)


Debris found in the Cheeki Rafiki yacht search = Fire... ice... kraken(!)... ichthyosaur(!!) hide behind facts?

(by Jason Lofts)

World's largest dinosaur found

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Kabacchi

O, the world's largest dinosaur found in Argentina = Ugh! Titanosaurs ate dandelions for dinner. Growl!

(by Julian Lofts)

World's largest dinosaur found = Lost fossil underground a draw

(by Robert Jordan)

London named the #selfie capital of the world

(The Independent)

Photo: Matthew G

London named the selfie capital of the world = Fame! Defend all hated hollow introspection

(by Julian Lofts)

Election results send message to Indian politicians

(The National)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Election results send message to Indian politicians = No more escalating nepotistic silliness - need audits

(by Julian Lofts)

A tortoise ran away from home

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Sandy Redding

A tortoise ran away from home = A hare as of anytime tomorrow

(by Robert Jordan)

Nicole Kidman: 'On a high wire'

(BBC)

Image: Global Panorama

Australian actor Nicole Kidman ~ lacklustred in a tiara in Monaco

(by Julian Lofts)