Photo: The British Parliament
The Queen shows us who isn't boss = Unique show shows she's not best!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
The Queen shows us who isn't boss
(BBC)
The Queen shows us who isn't boss = Unique show shows she's not best!
The Queen shows us who isn't boss = Unique show shows she's not best!
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Syrians vote in presidential election
(The Guardian)
Syrians vote in presidential election = It is ninety percent loonier Assad evil
Cartoon: Khalid Albaih
Syrians vote in presidential election = It is ninety percent loonier Assad evil
(by Maurice Goddard)
Dan Marino sues NFL over concussions
(CNN)
Chronic traumatic encephalopathy = I imply each contact can hurt a pro, eh?
Photo: Jacob Childrey
Chronic traumatic encephalopathy = I imply each contact can hurt a pro, eh?
(by Rosie Perera)
Madeleine McCann mystery: Police to dig in Portugal wasteland
(CNN)
Police set to begin digging for Madeleine McCann = Cementing dogged belief in cop locating remains
Photo: Roger528
Police set to begin digging for Madeleine McCann = Cementing dogged belief in cop locating remains
(by Rosie Perera)
Monday, June 2, 2014
A critical theoretic Marxist dialectical analysis of the World Cup song
(The Guardian)
A critical theoretic Marxist dialectical analysis of the World Cup song = Academic: "Dull existential lyrics for sociopathic contest (alright, a war)"
A critical theoretic Marxist dialectical analysis of the World Cup song = Academic: "Dull existential lyrics for sociopathic contest (alright, a war)"
(by Julian Lofts)
Angelina says Cleopatra may be her final role
(The New Zealand Herald)
Angelina says Cleopatra may be her final role = An aspiring female LA actor. Heresy! LA baloney!
Photo: Felix Nine
Angelina says Cleopatra may be her final role = An aspiring female LA actor. Heresy! LA baloney!
(by Julian Lofts)
Why is King Juan Carlos of Spain abdicating?
(BBC)
Why is King Juan Carlos of Spain abdicating? = Yawning fainting aura is: Old chap's job sick!
Photo: Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Why is King Juan Carlos of Spain abdicating? = Yawning fainting aura is: Old chap's job sick!
(by Maurice Goddard)
US soldier freed after almost five years
(Stuff.co.nz)
"While Bowe was gone, he was never forgotten," President Barack Obama said from the White House Rose Garden. "The United States of America does not ever leave our men and women in uniform behind." = "We know desertion's a heinous crime. We want to court martial BB after we have given him a medal and paraded honoree. Oh, shun the grenadier. No sententious forgiveness. We deem BB foremost a foe!"
"While Bowe was gone, he was never forgotten," President Barack Obama said from the White House Rose Garden. "The United States of America does not ever leave our men and women in uniform behind." = "We know desertion's a heinous crime. We want to court martial BB after we have given him a medal and paraded honoree. Oh, shun the grenadier. No sententious forgiveness. We deem BB foremost a foe!"
(by Julian Lofts)
Sunday, June 1, 2014
US soldier flies to freedom after Afghan prisoner swap
(Reuters)
A United States Army soldier Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl flies to freedom after Afghan prisoner swap = Western hostage (deserter?) freed by Taliban for Guantanamo POWs. Reads as if he's glorified Templar!
Photo: Wikimedia
A United States Army soldier Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl flies to freedom after Afghan prisoner swap = Western hostage (deserter?) freed by Taliban for Guantanamo POWs. Reads as if he's glorified Templar!
(by Jason Lofts)
No Tobacco Day: How to help the world stop smoking
(The Independent)
No Tobacco Day: How to help the world stop smoking = Know-how step: Bloody cancer photos might do a lot?
Photo: Daniel
No Tobacco Day: How to help the world stop smoking = Know-how step: Bloody cancer photos might do a lot?
(by Maurice Goddard)
How cats always fall on their feet
(The Daily Telegraph)
How cats always fall on their feet = Aha, watch felines rotate, fly, slow
How cats always fall on their feet = Aha, watch felines rotate, fly, slow
(by Julian Lofts)
Friday, May 30, 2014
Weightwatchers foods higher in calories than standard ones
(The Daily Telegraph)
Weightwatchers foods higher in calories than standard ones = The charge? A downright swindle to earn cash! Fair? So dishonest!
Illustration: Francoise C
Weightwatchers foods higher in calories than standard ones = The charge? A downright swindle to earn cash! Fair? So dishonest!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Firefox Looks Like Space Invaders For Some Reason
(The Console Insider)
Firefox looks like Space Invaders for some reason = Makeover inspires exercise for old folks on a sofa?
Photo: kotaku.com
Firefox looks like Space Invaders for some reason = Makeover inspires exercise for old folks on a sofa?
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Search area for MH370 can now be 'discounted'
(CNN)
Search area for the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 can now be discounted = A real wild goose chase! This chimera/fantasy airliner MH370 can't be found
Photo: Jerry Wong
Search area for the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 can now be discounted = A real wild goose chase! This chimera/fantasy airliner MH370 can't be found
(by Jason Lofts)
Edward Snowden: I can sleep at night and I have done the right thing
(The Daily Telegraph)
Edward Snowden: I can sleep at night and I have done the right thing = News: No lightweight! An even-handed die hard patriot isn't changed!
Illustration: Richard Loyal
Edward Snowden: I can sleep at night and I have done the right thing = News: No lightweight! An even-handed die hard patriot isn't changed!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Obama outlines foreign policy vision of 'might and right'
(CNN)
Obama gives graduation speech for West Point Military Academy = "Whatever I do, America must again adopt my foreign policy as best."
Obama gives graduation speech for West Point Military Academy = "Whatever I do, America must again adopt my foreign policy as best."
(by Rosie Perera)
Rolf Harris trial: Entertainer denies 'ludicrous' assault claims
(BBC)
Rolf Harris trial: Entertainer denies 'ludicrous' assault claims = Smell a rat? Liar? Truth is, Aussie nit is a frail cornered scoundrel!
Photo: Sunrise on Seven
Rolf Harris trial: Entertainer denies 'ludicrous' assault claims = Smell a rat? Liar? Truth is, Aussie nit is a frail cornered scoundrel!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Rolf Harris Sings Jake The Peg And Imitates Didgeridoo To 'Bemused' Jury During Sex Trial
(Huffington Post)
Rolf Harris sings "Jake The Peg" and imitates the didgeridoo and a wobble board to 'bemused' jury during sex trial = Extra: I see Aussie bard babbled "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport". Girls/jurors/judge: "Hang the dirty old man, if he did it!"
Photo: Zuzanna Neziri
Rolf Harris sings "Jake The Peg" and imitates the didgeridoo and a wobble board to 'bemused' jury during sex trial = Extra: I see Aussie bard babbled "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport". Girls/jurors/judge: "Hang the dirty old man, if he did it!"
(by Jason Lofts)
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
In Lahore, pregnant Pakistani woman stoned to death
(The Times of India)
In Lahore, pregnant Pakistani woman stoned to death = To the point: Sad, no? When mad lot partaking are insane?!
Illustration: Wikimedia
In Lahore, pregnant Pakistani woman stoned to death = To the point: Sad, no? When mad lot partaking are insane?!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Cannes: 'Winter Sleep' Wins Palme d'Or
(Variety)
'Winter Sleep' wins Palme d'Or at Cannes = Select drama is top-panel's new winner
'Winter Sleep' wins Palme d'Or at Cannes = Campion presides - a swell new entrant
'Winter Sleep' wins Palme d'Or at Cannes = Select drama is top-panel's new winner
(by Aronas Pinchas)
'Winter Sleep' wins Palme d'Or at Cannes = Campion presides - a swell new entrant
(by Julian Lofts)
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