Photo: Bill Strain
"Sea," said King Canute, the 11th-century Danish King of England, "I command you to come no further!" = Fierce keen commandos fought eugenicist Huns at 11th hour on D-Day, attacking Normandy line
(by Julian Lofts)
Sunday, June 8, 2014
How science helped win D-Day
(The New Zealand Herald)
"Sea," said King Canute, the 11th-century Danish King of England, "I command you to come no further!" = Fierce keen commandos fought eugenicist Huns at 11th hour on D-Day, attacking Normandy line
"Sea," said King Canute, the 11th-century Danish King of England, "I command you to come no further!" = Fierce keen commandos fought eugenicist Huns at 11th hour on D-Day, attacking Normandy line
Russian hacker wanted by US hailed as hero at home
(The Daily Telegraph)
Russian hacker wanted by US hailed as hero at home = Hahahaha! A rumour's CIA bitterly seeks Ed Snowden.
Photo: Goethe-Institut Moskau
Russian hacker wanted by US hailed as hero at home = Hahahaha! A rumour's CIA bitterly seeks Ed Snowden.
(by Julian Lofts)
The joy of sects: how to stick your nose into other people's religious beliefs
(The Daily Telegraph)
The joy of sects: how to stick your nose into other people's religious beliefs = Big eye-opener to eerie eh? Just how lots of spooky sects flourish? It isn't cool!
The joy of sects: how to stick your nose into other people's religious beliefs = Big eye-opener to eerie eh? Just how lots of spooky sects flourish? It isn't cool!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Missing Malaysia jet MH370: 'Whistleblower fund' set up
(BBC)
Missing Malaysian jet: A 'whistleblower fund' set up = Who is it saw jet plane fall in? Mum bystander, I guess?
Photo: Bohan
Missing Malaysian jet: A 'whistleblower fund' set up = Who is it saw jet plane fall in? Mum bystander, I guess?
(by Jason Lofts)
Texas Republicans endorse cure-the-gay therapy
(The New Zealand Herald)
Texas Republicans endorse cure-the-gay therapy = Heterosexual purists try cheap degeneracy ban
Photo: Third Way Think Tank
Texas Republicans endorse cure-the-gay therapy = Heterosexual purists try cheap degeneracy ban
(by Julian Lofts)
Saturday, June 7, 2014
Reader warning: Harvard experts say book is bound with human skin
(CNN)
Arsene Houssaye's book "Des destinees de l'ame" was bound in human skin by Dr Ludovic Bouland = Seems damn dubious as deadly Hannibal Lecter's "hidebound" work? Boy, invoked nauseousness!
Reader warning: Harvard experts say book is bound with human skin = Our skin's extra worthy eh? Bravo! I'd run in, sew, and make RIP handbags!
Photo: Houghton Library Blog
Arsene Houssaye's book "Des destinees de l'ame" was bound in human skin by Dr Ludovic Bouland = Seems damn dubious as deadly Hannibal Lecter's "hidebound" work? Boy, invoked nauseousness!
(by Jason Lofts)
Reader warning: Harvard experts say book is bound with human skin = Our skin's extra worthy eh? Bravo! I'd run in, sew, and make RIP handbags!
(by Maurice Goddard)
CIA sends out its first tweet - and shows it has a sense of humor
(The Guardian)
CIA sends out its first tweet - and shows it has a normal sense of humor = CIA rues that the most wanted Snowden's a Russian hero off limits. SOS!
CIA sends out its first tweet - and shows it has a normal sense of humor = CIA rues that the most wanted Snowden's a Russian hero off limits. SOS!
(by Julian Lofts)
Internet Giants Erect Barriers to Spy Agencies
(The New York Times)
Internet giants to erect barriers to spy agencies = i.e. start encrypting secrets. Irritate NSA! O, begone!
Photo: Fibonacci Blue
Internet giants to erect barriers to spy agencies = i.e. start encrypting secrets. Irritate NSA! O, begone!
(by Jason Lofts)
Friday, June 6, 2014
Van Gogh's Severed Ear 'Regrown' From Cells Of Artist's Living Relative
(Huffington Post)
Van Gogh's Severed Ear 'Regrown' From Cells Of Artist's Living Relative = I'd feel gross, for revolting new harvest leaves art-lovers grimacing
Van Gogh's Severed Ear 'Regrown' From Cells Of Artist's Living Relative = I'd feel gross, for revolting new harvest leaves art-lovers grimacing
(by Rosie Perera)
Tibetan leader calls on China to end 'repressive policies'
(The Guardian)
Tibetan leader calls on China to end 'repressive policies' = No press; scarce hope in bedevilled totalitarian silence!
Photo: kris krüg
Tibetan leader calls on China to end 'repressive policies' = No press; scarce hope in bedevilled totalitarian silence!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Pennsylvania man accused of stealing human skin from hospital
(Reuters)
A Pennsylvania man is accused of stealing human skin from hospital = Hell, man! I visualise fanatic frying them as snacks (papadums). No, no, no!
Photo: Juan José Montero
A Pennsylvania man is accused of stealing human skin from hospital = Hell, man! I visualise fanatic frying them as snacks (papadums). No, no, no!
(by Julian Lofts)
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
Tokyo's 'oldest man' had been dead for 30 years
(BBC)
Tokyo's 'oldest man' had been dead for thirty years = Rather too shady mystery of a dad (skeleton) in bed!
Photo: bananarchist
Tokyo's 'oldest man' had been dead for thirty years = Rather too shady mystery of a dad (skeleton) in bed!
(by Maurice Goddard)
The Queen shows us who isn't boss
(BBC)
The Queen shows us who isn't boss = Unique show shows she's not best!
Photo: The British Parliament
The Queen shows us who isn't boss = Unique show shows she's not best!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Syrians vote in presidential election
(The Guardian)
Syrians vote in presidential election = It is ninety percent loonier Assad evil
Cartoon: Khalid Albaih
Syrians vote in presidential election = It is ninety percent loonier Assad evil
(by Maurice Goddard)
Dan Marino sues NFL over concussions
(CNN)
Chronic traumatic encephalopathy = I imply each contact can hurt a pro, eh?
Photo: Jacob Childrey
Chronic traumatic encephalopathy = I imply each contact can hurt a pro, eh?
(by Rosie Perera)
Madeleine McCann mystery: Police to dig in Portugal wasteland
(CNN)
Police set to begin digging for Madeleine McCann = Cementing dogged belief in cop locating remains
Photo: Roger528
Police set to begin digging for Madeleine McCann = Cementing dogged belief in cop locating remains
(by Rosie Perera)
Monday, June 2, 2014
A critical theoretic Marxist dialectical analysis of the World Cup song
(The Guardian)
A critical theoretic Marxist dialectical analysis of the World Cup song = Academic: "Dull existential lyrics for sociopathic contest (alright, a war)"
A critical theoretic Marxist dialectical analysis of the World Cup song = Academic: "Dull existential lyrics for sociopathic contest (alright, a war)"
(by Julian Lofts)
Angelina says Cleopatra may be her final role
(The New Zealand Herald)
Angelina says Cleopatra may be her final role = An aspiring female LA actor. Heresy! LA baloney!
Photo: Felix Nine
Angelina says Cleopatra may be her final role = An aspiring female LA actor. Heresy! LA baloney!
(by Julian Lofts)
Why is King Juan Carlos of Spain abdicating?
(BBC)
Why is King Juan Carlos of Spain abdicating? = Yawning fainting aura is: Old chap's job sick!
Photo: Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Why is King Juan Carlos of Spain abdicating? = Yawning fainting aura is: Old chap's job sick!
(by Maurice Goddard)
US soldier freed after almost five years
(Stuff.co.nz)
"While Bowe was gone, he was never forgotten," President Barack Obama said from the White House Rose Garden. "The United States of America does not ever leave our men and women in uniform behind." = "We know desertion's a heinous crime. We want to court martial BB after we have given him a medal and paraded honoree. Oh, shun the grenadier. No sententious forgiveness. We deem BB foremost a foe!"
"While Bowe was gone, he was never forgotten," President Barack Obama said from the White House Rose Garden. "The United States of America does not ever leave our men and women in uniform behind." = "We know desertion's a heinous crime. We want to court martial BB after we have given him a medal and paraded honoree. Oh, shun the grenadier. No sententious forgiveness. We deem BB foremost a foe!"
(by Julian Lofts)
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