Russian propaganda machine 'worse than Soviet Union'

(BBC)

Illustration: Roberto Rizzato

Russian propaganda machine 'worse than Soviet Union' = USA: In Moscow, governorship a nut and a pain in the arse

(by Aronas Pinchas)

How science helped win D-Day

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Bill Strain

"Sea," said King Canute, the 11th-century Danish King of England, "I command you to come no further!" = Fierce keen commandos fought eugenicist Huns at 11th hour on D-Day, attacking Normandy line

(by Julian Lofts)

Russian hacker wanted by US hailed as hero at home

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Goethe-Institut Moskau

Russian hacker wanted by US hailed as hero at home = Hahahaha! A rumour's CIA bitterly seeks Ed Snowden.

(by Julian Lofts)

The joy of sects: how to stick your nose into other people's religious beliefs

(The Daily Telegraph)


The joy of sects: how to stick your nose into other people's religious beliefs = Big eye-opener to eerie eh? Just how lots of spooky sects flourish? It isn't cool!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Missing Malaysia jet MH370: 'Whistleblower fund' set up

(BBC)

Photo: Bohan

Missing Malaysian jet: A 'whistleblower fund' set up = Who is it saw jet plane fall in? Mum bystander, I guess?

(by Jason Lofts)

Texas Republicans endorse cure-the-gay therapy

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Third Way Think Tank

Texas Republicans endorse cure-the-gay therapy = Heterosexual purists try cheap degeneracy ban

(by Julian Lofts)

Reader warning: Harvard experts say book is bound with human skin

(CNN)

Photo: Houghton Library Blog

Arsene Houssaye's book "Des destinees de l'ame" was bound in human skin by Dr Ludovic Bouland = Seems damn dubious as deadly Hannibal Lecter's "hidebound" work? Boy, invoked nauseousness!

(by Jason Lofts)

Reader warning: Harvard experts say book is bound with human skin = Our skin's extra worthy eh? Bravo! I'd run in, sew, and make RIP handbags!

(by Maurice Goddard)

CIA sends out its first tweet - and shows it has a sense of humor

(The Guardian)


CIA sends out its first tweet - and shows it has a normal sense of humor = CIA rues that the most wanted Snowden's a Russian hero off limits. SOS!

(by Julian Lofts)

Internet Giants Erect Barriers to Spy Agencies

(The New York Times)

Photo: Fibonacci Blue

Internet giants to erect barriers to spy agencies = i.e. start encrypting secrets. Irritate NSA! O, begone!

(by Jason Lofts)

Van Gogh's Severed Ear 'Regrown' From Cells Of Artist's Living Relative

(Huffington Post)


Van Gogh's Severed Ear 'Regrown' From Cells Of Artist's Living Relative = I'd feel gross, for revolting new harvest leaves art-lovers grimacing

(by Rosie Perera)

Tibetan leader calls on China to end 'repressive policies'

(The Guardian)

Photo: kris krüg

Tibetan leader calls on China to end 'repressive policies' = No press; scarce hope in bedevilled totalitarian silence!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Pennsylvania man accused of stealing human skin from hospital

(Reuters)

Photo: Juan José Montero

A Pennsylvania man is accused of stealing human skin from hospital = Hell, man! I visualise fanatic frying them as snacks (papadums). No, no, no!

(by Julian Lofts)

Tokyo's 'oldest man' had been dead for 30 years

(BBC)

Photo: bananarchist

Tokyo's 'oldest man' had been dead for thirty years = Rather too shady mystery of a dad (skeleton) in bed!

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Queen shows us who isn't boss

(BBC)

Photo: The British Parliament

The Queen shows us who isn't boss = Unique show shows she's not best!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Syrians vote in presidential election

(The Guardian)

Cartoon: Khalid Albaih

Syrians vote in presidential election = It is ninety percent loonier Assad evil

(by Maurice Goddard)

Dan Marino sues NFL over concussions

(CNN)

Photo: Jacob Childrey

Chronic traumatic encephalopathy = I imply each contact can hurt a pro, eh?

(by Rosie Perera)

Madeleine McCann mystery: Police to dig in Portugal wasteland

(CNN)

Photo: Roger528

Police set to begin digging for Madeleine McCann = Cementing dogged belief in cop locating remains

(by Rosie Perera)

A critical theoretic Marxist dialectical analysis of the World Cup song

(The Guardian)


A critical theoretic Marxist dialectical analysis of the World Cup song = Academic: "Dull existential lyrics for sociopathic contest (alright, a war)"

(by Julian Lofts)

Angelina says Cleopatra may be her final role

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Felix Nine

Angelina says Cleopatra may be her final role = An aspiring female LA actor. Heresy! LA baloney!

(by Julian Lofts)

Why is King Juan Carlos of Spain abdicating?

(BBC)

Photo: Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Why is King Juan Carlos of Spain abdicating? = Yawning fainting aura is: Old chap's job sick!

(by Maurice Goddard)