Free The Nipple: why on earth do women want to walk around topless in public?

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Lars Plougmann

Free The Nipple: why on earth do women want to walk around topless in public? = Prelude in another show in town: Hopeful cows apparently want to be milked?!

(by Maurice Goddard)

South Africa cannibal: Gugulethu man 'ate love rival's heart'

(BBC)

Photo: LadyGuinevere

South African cannibal: Gugulethu man 'ate love rival's heart' = A ghoul a-munching, a true Hannibal Lecter? A taste of survival!

(by Jason Lofts)

Oliver Stone to make movie based on fictionalised life of Edward Snowden

(The Guardian)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Director Oliver Stone's to make movie based on fictionalised life of Edward Snowden = O, will it be token cinema verite (snore) or an odd novelised dose of fascism? Daft weirdo!

(by Julian Lofts)

Male faces 'buttressed against punches' by evolution

(BBC)

Photo: Mary Harrsch

Male faces 'buttressed against punches' by evolution = Because era's cavemen stupidly fought in battles, son!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Clintons 'dead broke' after White House

(The New Zealand Herald)

Caricatures: DonkeyHotey

"We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt," Hillary Clinton told ABC."We had no money when we got there, and we struggled to, you know, piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea's education. You know, it was not easy." = "O, gee, when that outrageous troglodyte, Monica Lewinsky, had weekly unprotected intercourse with Bill (ow!) and he got come on the young woman's blue dress (ow!), that was the start of the end of our fortunes. O yes, I agree he was fooled by the crooked concubine."

(by Julian Lofts)

British comic actor Rik Mayall dies aged 56

(Reuters)


Rik Mayall, the famous English comedian and actor died yesterday = Lethal end. In memory of a cad, a dorky lunatic. His demise's a tragedy.

(by Julian Lofts)

Clintons 'were broke' after presidency

(The Guardian)

Photo: Marc Nozell

Clintons 'were broke' after presidency = O, perks of celebrity - screwed an intern!

(by Julian Lofts)

World Custard Pie championships

(Heart)

Photo: Funk Dooby

World Custard Pie championships = Humor's odd! (A Chaplin script swipe).

World Custard Pie championships = Odd swipe at Chaplin's crisp humor

(by Robert Jordan)

Should teams abstain during the World Cup?

(CNN)


Should teams abstain during the World Cup? = Allow intercourse, bathmats, puddings, duh!

(by Julian Lofts)

Scottish Independence referendum 100 days to go

(The Edinburgh Reporter)

Photo: Cams

Scots in/out referendum - should Scotland be an independent country = London cuts / oil dependence - shunned by tartan curio's freedom stunt?

(by Greig Templeton)

Fasting for three days can regenerate entire immune system, study finds

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Helga Weber

Fasting for three days can regenerate entire immune system, study finds = Free fitness cure anyone might try! Fat mums & dads & grannies eyed interest?!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Miss USA 2014

(Washington Post)


Miss Nevada Nia Sanchez crowned Miss USA = Suave maiden wins, dozens cash in (sarcasm)

(by Jason Lofts)

Wireless devices: a health threat during pregnancy?

(New Scientist)

Photo: Keoni Cabral

Wireless devices: a health threat during pregnancy? = Halt! Danger! Helping advice restricts use anywhere!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Five dead in Las Vegas shootings

(BBC)

Photo: John Beauchemin

Five dead in Las Vegas shootings = Salvo is the savage fiends' doing

(by Jason Lofts)

Russian propaganda machine 'worse than Soviet Union'

(BBC)

Illustration: Roberto Rizzato

Russian propaganda machine 'worse than Soviet Union' = USA: In Moscow, governorship a nut and a pain in the arse

(by Aronas Pinchas)

How science helped win D-Day

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Bill Strain

"Sea," said King Canute, the 11th-century Danish King of England, "I command you to come no further!" = Fierce keen commandos fought eugenicist Huns at 11th hour on D-Day, attacking Normandy line

(by Julian Lofts)

Russian hacker wanted by US hailed as hero at home

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Goethe-Institut Moskau

Russian hacker wanted by US hailed as hero at home = Hahahaha! A rumour's CIA bitterly seeks Ed Snowden.

(by Julian Lofts)

The joy of sects: how to stick your nose into other people's religious beliefs

(The Daily Telegraph)


The joy of sects: how to stick your nose into other people's religious beliefs = Big eye-opener to eerie eh? Just how lots of spooky sects flourish? It isn't cool!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Missing Malaysia jet MH370: 'Whistleblower fund' set up

(BBC)

Photo: Bohan

Missing Malaysian jet: A 'whistleblower fund' set up = Who is it saw jet plane fall in? Mum bystander, I guess?

(by Jason Lofts)

Texas Republicans endorse cure-the-gay therapy

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Third Way Think Tank

Texas Republicans endorse cure-the-gay therapy = Heterosexual purists try cheap degeneracy ban

(by Julian Lofts)