Photo: Jason
Blair's Iraq invasion was a tragic error, and he's insane to deny it = Tony's brain-dead! A loonier insane ravager nit with a crass IQ, sir!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Sunday, June 15, 2014
Blair's Iraq invasion was a tragic error, and he's insane to deny it
(The Daily Telegraph)
Blair's Iraq invasion was a tragic error, and he's insane to deny it = Tony's brain-dead! A loonier insane ravager nit with a crass IQ, sir!
Blair's Iraq invasion was a tragic error, and he's insane to deny it = Tony's brain-dead! A loonier insane ravager nit with a crass IQ, sir!
World Cup 2014: Prime Minister David Cameron sends good luck message to England team
(The Daily Telegraph)
Prime Minister David Cameron sends good luck message to England team = United Kingdom dreams potential medals; seems gone raving soccer mad!
Photo: Rach
Prime Minister David Cameron sends good luck message to England team = United Kingdom dreams potential medals; seems gone raving soccer mad!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Friday, June 13, 2014
The terrible legacy of Blair's Iraq War
(Daily Mail)
The terrible legacy of Blair's Iraq War = Iraqi Fate: Gory barbaric Hell welters.
Photo: Jason
The terrible legacy of Blair's Iraq War = Iraqi Fate: Gory barbaric Hell welters.
(by Maurice Goddard)
Harrison Ford Hurt on Star Wars Set
(BBC)
Harrison Ford hurt on Star Wars set = Star ran for shutter door - raw shins
Art: Roberto Rizzato
Harrison Ford hurt on Star Wars set = Star ran for shutter door - raw shins
(by Greig Templeton)
Free The Nipple: why on earth do women want to walk around topless in public?
(The Daily Telegraph)
Free The Nipple: why on earth do women want to walk around topless in public? = Prelude in another show in town: Hopeful cows apparently want to be milked?!
Photo: Lars Plougmann
Free The Nipple: why on earth do women want to walk around topless in public? = Prelude in another show in town: Hopeful cows apparently want to be milked?!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Thursday, June 12, 2014
South Africa cannibal: Gugulethu man 'ate love rival's heart'
(BBC)
South African cannibal: Gugulethu man 'ate love rival's heart' = A ghoul a-munching, a true Hannibal Lecter? A taste of survival!
Photo: LadyGuinevere
South African cannibal: Gugulethu man 'ate love rival's heart' = A ghoul a-munching, a true Hannibal Lecter? A taste of survival!
(by Jason Lofts)
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Oliver Stone to make movie based on fictionalised life of Edward Snowden
(The Guardian)
Director Oliver Stone's to make movie based on fictionalised life of Edward Snowden = O, will it be token cinema verite (snore) or an odd novelised dose of fascism? Daft weirdo!
Photo: DonkeyHotey
Director Oliver Stone's to make movie based on fictionalised life of Edward Snowden = O, will it be token cinema verite (snore) or an odd novelised dose of fascism? Daft weirdo!
(by Julian Lofts)
Male faces 'buttressed against punches' by evolution
(BBC)
Male faces 'buttressed against punches' by evolution = Because era's cavemen stupidly fought in battles, son!
Photo: Mary Harrsch
Male faces 'buttressed against punches' by evolution = Because era's cavemen stupidly fought in battles, son!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Clintons 'dead broke' after White House
(The New Zealand Herald)
"We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt," Hillary Clinton told ABC."We had no money when we got there, and we struggled to, you know, piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea's education. You know, it was not easy." = "O, gee, when that outrageous troglodyte, Monica Lewinsky, had weekly unprotected intercourse with Bill (ow!) and he got come on the young woman's blue dress (ow!), that was the start of the end of our fortunes. O yes, I agree he was fooled by the crooked concubine."
Caricatures: DonkeyHotey
"We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt," Hillary Clinton told ABC."We had no money when we got there, and we struggled to, you know, piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea's education. You know, it was not easy." = "O, gee, when that outrageous troglodyte, Monica Lewinsky, had weekly unprotected intercourse with Bill (ow!) and he got come on the young woman's blue dress (ow!), that was the start of the end of our fortunes. O yes, I agree he was fooled by the crooked concubine."
(by Julian Lofts)
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
British comic actor Rik Mayall dies aged 56
(Reuters)
Rik Mayall, the famous English comedian and actor died yesterday = Lethal end. In memory of a cad, a dorky lunatic. His demise's a tragedy.
Rik Mayall, the famous English comedian and actor died yesterday = Lethal end. In memory of a cad, a dorky lunatic. His demise's a tragedy.
(by Julian Lofts)
Clintons 'were broke' after presidency
(The Guardian)
Clintons 'were broke' after presidency = O, perks of celebrity - screwed an intern!
Photo: Marc Nozell
Clintons 'were broke' after presidency = O, perks of celebrity - screwed an intern!
(by Julian Lofts)
World Custard Pie championships
(Heart)
World Custard Pie championships = Humor's odd! (A Chaplin script swipe).
World Custard Pie championships = Odd swipe at Chaplin's crisp humor
Photo: Funk Dooby
World Custard Pie championships = Humor's odd! (A Chaplin script swipe).
World Custard Pie championships = Odd swipe at Chaplin's crisp humor
(by Robert Jordan)
Should teams abstain during the World Cup?
(CNN)
Should teams abstain during the World Cup? = Allow intercourse, bathmats, puddings, duh!
Should teams abstain during the World Cup? = Allow intercourse, bathmats, puddings, duh!
(by Julian Lofts)
Scottish Independence referendum 100 days to go
(The Edinburgh Reporter)
Scots in/out referendum - should Scotland be an independent country = London cuts / oil dependence - shunned by tartan curio's freedom stunt?
Photo: Cams
Scots in/out referendum - should Scotland be an independent country = London cuts / oil dependence - shunned by tartan curio's freedom stunt?
(by Greig Templeton)
Fasting for three days can regenerate entire immune system, study finds
(The Daily Telegraph)
Fasting for three days can regenerate entire immune system, study finds = Free fitness cure anyone might try! Fat mums & dads & grannies eyed interest?!
Photo: Helga Weber
Fasting for three days can regenerate entire immune system, study finds = Free fitness cure anyone might try! Fat mums & dads & grannies eyed interest?!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Monday, June 9, 2014
Miss USA 2014
(Washington Post)
Miss Nevada Nia Sanchez crowned Miss USA = Suave maiden wins, dozens cash in (sarcasm)
Miss Nevada Nia Sanchez crowned Miss USA = Suave maiden wins, dozens cash in (sarcasm)
(by Jason Lofts)
Wireless devices: a health threat during pregnancy?
(New Scientist)
Wireless devices: a health threat during pregnancy? = Halt! Danger! Helping advice restricts use anywhere!
Photo: Keoni Cabral
Wireless devices: a health threat during pregnancy? = Halt! Danger! Helping advice restricts use anywhere!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Five dead in Las Vegas shootings
(BBC)
Five dead in Las Vegas shootings = Salvo is the savage fiends' doing
Photo: John Beauchemin
Five dead in Las Vegas shootings = Salvo is the savage fiends' doing
(by Jason Lofts)
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