Photo: Global Panorama
Luis Alberto Suarez = Slur - a zealous biter
(by Julian Lofts)
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
What God does to your brain
(The Daily Telegraph)
What God does to your brain = You'd bet, hoards go into war!
Illustration: Tom Blackwell
What God does to your brain = You'd bet, hoards go into war!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Monday, June 23, 2014
US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany
(The Guardian)
A US student is rescued from a giant vagina sculpture in Germany = Rumpus/fracas! Ingenue grad ventures into genitalia. Study/scam?
A US student is rescued from a giant vagina sculpture in Germany = Rumpus/fracas! Ingenue grad ventures into genitalia. Study/scam?
(by Julian Lofts)
Sunday, June 22, 2014
New Winner Of 'World's Ugliest Dog' Contest Crowned
(Huffington Post)
New Winner Of 'World's Ugliest Dog' Contest Crowned = Wince, no? Often cuddling wet-nosed growler's worst!
New Winner Of 'World's Ugliest Dog' Contest Crowned = Wince, no? Often cuddling wet-nosed growler's worst!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Guildford Four's Gerry Conlon dies in Belfast
( The Irish Times)
He said being in prison was a form of 'suspended animation' where you do not mature as a normal adult. "Our reality was that nightmare." For years, he said, he felt disenfranchised from his family. = Story today: Irishman Gerry Conlon died after unlawful imprisonment in a British madhouse for fifteen years as he'd a hard awful time of depression/insomnia/outrage ahead. "The law's a sham."
He said being in prison was a form of 'suspended animation' where you do not mature as a normal adult. "Our reality was that nightmare." For years, he said, he felt disenfranchised from his family. = Story today: Irishman Gerry Conlon died after unlawful imprisonment in a British madhouse for fifteen years as he'd a hard awful time of depression/insomnia/outrage ahead. "The law's a sham."
(by Julian Lofts)
Pope Condemns Mafia Violence on Children
(VOA News)
The Pope Condemns Mafia Violence on Children = Epochs of evil. Decadent criminal phenomenon.
Photo: Catholic Church England
The Pope Condemns Mafia Violence on Children = Epochs of evil. Decadent criminal phenomenon.
(by Julian Lofts)
Saturday, June 21, 2014
Film row upsets island tranquillity
(The New Zealand Herald)
Film row upsets island tranquillity = Rift! Will Neruda's silly postman quit?
Film row upsets island tranquillity = Rift! Will Neruda's silly postman quit?
(by Julian Lofts)
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Spain's new king Felipe VI sworn in
(Financial Times)
Spain's new king Felipe VI sworn in = In new V-sign, Pa now skips in relief!
Spain's new king Felipe VI sworn in = In new V-sign, Pa now skips in relief!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Chile Eliminates Defending Champion Spain
(The New York Times)
An aggressive Chile eliminates the defending champion Spain = Hellish time as grieving Spanish men concede a paining defeat
An aggressive Chile eliminates the defending champion Spain = Hellish time as grieving Spanish men concede a paining defeat
(by Julian Lofts)
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Texas supermarket accused of selling bull penis as human food
(Huffington Post)
Texas supermarket accused of selling bull penis as human food = Unusual tale - dessicated beef sexual organs (pricks). Mmh? No, flop!
Texas supermarket accused of selling bull penis as human food = Unpalatable? Lie! Sexed-up girls rush to suck and scoff some! Amen!
Photo: Andrew
Texas supermarket accused of selling bull penis as human food = Unusual tale - dessicated beef sexual organs (pricks). Mmh? No, flop!
(by Jason Lofts)
Texas supermarket accused of selling bull penis as human food = Unpalatable? Lie! Sexed-up girls rush to suck and scoff some! Amen!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
US Ghosts Left at Kirkuk Base After Iraqi Army Fled
(ABC News)
US Ghosts Left at Kirkuk Base After Iraqi Army Fled = It is grotesque! Bleak filthy stuff marks a dark era.
Photo: AFPMB
US Ghosts Left at Kirkuk Base After Iraqi Army Fled = It is grotesque! Bleak filthy stuff marks a dark era.
(by Maurice Goddard)
US celebrates dramatic World Cup win over Ghana
(BBC)
United States celebrates dramatic World Cup win over Ghana = TAB* report soccer game had a valid result. US net twice and win
United States celebrates dramatic World Cup win over Ghana = TAB* report soccer game had a valid result. US net twice and win
TAB is Totalisator Agency Board - a betting agency in New Zealand and Australia
(by Julian Lofts)
Monday, June 16, 2014
Egyptian cleric: watching football 'destroys nations'
(The Guardian)
Egyptian cleric: watching football 'destroys nations' = Soccer - analytically the finest gonad biting sport. Ow!
Egyptian cleric: watching football 'destroys nations' = Strong tonic in play? I bet God's a soccer fan with a telly!
Photo: Rawle C. Jackman
Egyptian cleric: watching football 'destroys nations' = Soccer - analytically the finest gonad biting sport. Ow!
(by Julian Lofts)
Egyptian cleric: watching football 'destroys nations' = Strong tonic in play? I bet God's a soccer fan with a telly!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Kenyan elephant with giant tusks slain
(CNN)
"A great life lost so that someone far away can have a trinket on their mantlepiece. Rest in peace, old friend, you will be missed." = In memory of idol Satao, the ancient African elephant, savagely poached for its elite tusks. We are desolate. Terrible men win.
"A great life lost so that someone far away can have a trinket on their mantlepiece. Rest in peace, old friend, you will be missed." = In memory of idol Satao, the ancient African elephant, savagely poached for its elite tusks. We are desolate. Terrible men win.
(by Julian Lofts)
Sunday, June 15, 2014
Blair's Iraq invasion was a tragic error, and he's insane to deny it
(The Daily Telegraph)
Blair's Iraq invasion was a tragic error, and he's insane to deny it = Tony's brain-dead! A loonier insane ravager nit with a crass IQ, sir!
Photo: Jason
Blair's Iraq invasion was a tragic error, and he's insane to deny it = Tony's brain-dead! A loonier insane ravager nit with a crass IQ, sir!
(by Maurice Goddard)
World Cup 2014: Prime Minister David Cameron sends good luck message to England team
(The Daily Telegraph)
Prime Minister David Cameron sends good luck message to England team = United Kingdom dreams potential medals; seems gone raving soccer mad!
Photo: Rach
Prime Minister David Cameron sends good luck message to England team = United Kingdom dreams potential medals; seems gone raving soccer mad!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Friday, June 13, 2014
The terrible legacy of Blair's Iraq War
(Daily Mail)
The terrible legacy of Blair's Iraq War = Iraqi Fate: Gory barbaric Hell welters.
Photo: Jason
The terrible legacy of Blair's Iraq War = Iraqi Fate: Gory barbaric Hell welters.
(by Maurice Goddard)
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